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Lil’ bro

The image shows a collage of four disgusting food items from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants, with the text "You lost a dare, and now you have to eat one of these 4 foods, which one are you choosing?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.

Heroin Monkey

The image contains five Yu-Gi-Oh! trading cards. Four of them are labeled 'Right Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Left Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Right Leg of the Forbidden One', and 'Left Leg of the Forbidden One' respectively. They feature golden limbs of a figure in chains. The fifth card in the center is labeled 'Nick Vujcic' and shows a picture of a man with no limbs.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.

Heroin Monkey

shoutout to yugoslavia gotta be one of my favorite genders

A photo shows a crowd of people holding up various flags, including a Yugoslavian flag, several rainbow flags, and a bi flag. The flags are waving against a backdrop of trees.

Face mcshooty

A basketball player is about to dunk while the caption states: How that one bro feels after leaving you on delivered all day like your one of his side pieces.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a blue M&M character lying in a casket. The M&M is wearing a red baseball cap with the letter 'M' on it. There are colorful M&Ms scattered on his chest. The text overlay reads, "The hood lost a real one today."

Heroin Monkey

A selfie of an older man with glasses and a mustache smiling. Behind him is a wood burning stove with a fire burning inside. The text overlay says, "Sad one tonight boys, just cremated Barry."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of math exercises with the text: "Exercises Simplify the following rational algebraic expressions 1. y² + 5x + 4 / y² - 3x - 4 2. -21a²b² / 28a³b³ 3. x² - 9 / x² - 7x + 12 4. m² + 6m + 5 / m² - m - 2 5. x² - 5x - 14 / x² + 4x + 4" Below, there is text that says: "Nah you alone in this one lil bro" followed by emojis.

big [fire] balls

The image shows a platypus at the top, with the text "On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said..." underneath. Below that is an image of a cartoon God giving a thumbs up with the text "let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out".

Markgeraldnasol

Go team Sky

The image shows eight different cartoon birds with labels, "Why not use regional birds? We got:" The birds are labeled: "THE OG ONE", "NIGHT BIRB", "SPEEDSTER", "THE NAME 'STAR'", "JUST A BIRB", "EL FALCON", "IM THE BIGGEST BEAK", "SEAGULL", and "IM THE BIGGEST BIRD".

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Ohio getting to crazy bruh smh

A map of the United States with Ohio highlighted in red. The text "BREAKING NEWS" appears above the headline "OHIO IN CIVIL WAR WITH ITSELF". Below, there is a timestamp and text: "12:48 WHICH ONE IS OHIO?"

KatsukiBakugouSimp

mom: what movie do you want to see? me: uh-

The image shows the title card for the anime film "One Piece Film: Red". The text is in a red, textured font against a blue sky background with clouds.

AG3.0

Meme for today

The image shows a package of "Pee-Pee Pads" for puppies and dogs. The text on the package reads "ONE SIZE FITS ALL PUPPIES & DOGS. 12 Hour Guaranteed Protection Day or All Night. Pee-Pee Pads."

Heroin Monkey

WTF
WHICH ONE CAN SAY THE N WORD

Lostin Flowers

Now that's the piece I'm missing!

The image shows a figure with a jigsaw puzzle pattern over it. There is one missing piece in the head area. A hand is holding up the last puzzle piece, which is labeled 'ONE BILLION DOLLARS'. The text on the image says 'Sometimes all a person needs is that one missing piece'.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the development of a person through four stages of life. In the first picture, the figure is an old man with a hat standing next to a door, the second picture is a man sitting on a chair with a question mark, and the third picture is a man kneeling with a stressed expression, the last picture is a boy drawing on an easel. The text "It starts with" is at the top. The text "one thing" is near the beginning. The text "I don't know why" is above the next picture. The text "It doesn't even matter how hard you try" is above the last picture.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments

The image shows four panels with different ducks. The first panel features a duck with a stern look called "Dug." The second panel has a white duck called "Polar Duck." The third panel shows three ducks in trench coats and hats called "The Quack Troop." The last panel is a close-up of a duck's head called "Big Quack." Above the panels, it says, "One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely."

Hailey ❁

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

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