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Man

6 months ago
A headshot of actor Paul Sorvino, looking seriously at the viewer, is placed on the left side of a black background. To the right, text is displayed in various colors, presenting a distorted and increasingly nonsensical version of the proverb 'hard times create strong men.'
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  • Constitution

    2 years ago
    The image shows a quote from Abraham Lincoln stating that the people should overthrow those who pervert the Constitution. Below the quote, there are comments about Abraham Lincoln and a discussion about the ability to pull buttcheeks apart and back together without using hands. The comment section shows usernames and time stamps.
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  • Home

    1 year ago
    The top part of the image shows a person wearing a dark red t-shirt with the text "IT'S NOT HOME UNLESS IT SMELLS LIKE CHLORINE" and an icon of a swimming person. Below it is a black and white photograph of soldiers in a war. The image plays on the phrase 'smells like home' and the strong smell of chlorine in a swimming pool.
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  • Slavery

    1 year ago
    The image is divided into two parts. The top part features a child carrying a basket of crops on their head with text overlay that states: "Slavery did not exist in Europe. Africans taught slavery to Europeans." The bottom half shows a group of people with an overlay stating: "Slavery abolished in the West, is still practiced in Africa. Migrants sold as 'slaves' in Libya. 'Selling people becoming a trend among smugglers' (IOM)." There is also a small 'EYE ON AFRICA' label in the lower right corner.
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  • Object

    1 year ago
    A blue Among Us character-shaped object with a tube of toothpaste coming out of its bottom. The text on the image says: "We are Not the same"
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  • God

    1 year ago

    Being heroic is just not his thing

    The image is a four-panel comic strip. The first panel shows a hand reaching up from water with the text "Whitney Houston" written above it. The second panel shows a hand reaching down with the text "God" written above it. The third panel shows a hand pushing the drowning hand down with the text "You're dead." written above it. The final panel shows the hand completely submerged with bubbles.
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  • Life

    1 year ago

    This definitely works

    The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.
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  • Cough

    1 year ago
    A yellow emoji with wide eyes, exaggerated eyelashes, and a large, open mouth is holding a fist to its mouth. The text above reads, "Love, that's not the coughing emoji. Edited to add: as of this morning (1st April), Tanunda is now doing a drive through. You can just explain your symptoms, and drive through and get tested - no appointment needed for this. As for the walk in clinic at the back of the hospital - this is STILL operating and STILL requires you to make an appointment. Thanks everyone! Hi everyone. A member wanted me to update you on the Corona Virus Health Testing Station set up at Tanunda Hospital. Please don't just roll up, as y..."
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  • Button

    1 year ago
    A blue screen displays the text: "You have pressed the button". It shows two numbers: 40233 (46%) in green and 47944 (54%) in red. The text says that 40233 people have pressed the button while 47944 have not. Below this text, there are three lines: "Stop world hunger", "but", and "Cancer will never be cured".
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  • Equation

    1 year ago
    The image shows a meme with the text "statisticians be like" at the top, followed by three graphics: a bell curve chart, a probability mass function graph with three curves, and a statistical formula. Underneath the graphics, the text continues with "yeah this may or may not happen idk."
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  • Instance

    1 year ago
    The image displays a table with three text fields, each describing a different state of Allison Eckhart. The first one describes her as an extradimensional being, the second as an agent, and the third as a comatose being. All three texts use complicated and formal language to describe Allison Eckhart.
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  • Control

    1 year ago
    The image is composed of three panels. The top panel shows the back of a person with light hair, the middle panel shows a person covering their face with their hand, and the bottom panel shows Perry the Platypus from the cartoon Phineas and Ferb playing a game console. The text overlay says "Sometimes I'm not me" above the first panel, "Sometimes he controls me" above the second panel.
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  • Clown

    2 years ago

    True

    The image shows two different clowns. The top one is a scary looking clown with red hair and a white face, yelling "YOU DISGUST ME RONALD! YOU'RE NOT EVEN SCARY!". Below him is Ronald McDonald, with a creepy smile saying "I'VE KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN YOU. MOTHERF***ER".
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  • Teacher

    2 years ago

    No parents. No mercy.

    The image shows a split panel with the same cartoon character in two different moods. The top panel shows the character smiling with a thumbs up and the text "Teachers when the students are wrong but their parents are there." The bottom panel shows the same character looking angry with red glowing eyes and the text "Teachers when the students are wrong but their parents are not there."
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  • Rapper

    1 year ago
    A photo of Drake is shown above text from The Guardian that reads, "Drake. CANADIAN RAPPER DRAKE, 37, FOUND HIMSELF SCREAMING IN HOTEL ROOM NOT WANTING TO SELF DESTRUCT."
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  • Tomato

    3 years ago

    Do NOT buy a tomato EVER again

    A cartoon drawing of two characters in a supermarket. One character is looking at tomatoes with an amazed face, saying "wow look at this tomato, it's so red". The other is next to her blushing and says "marry me".
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  • Bro

    1 year ago

    Bro: I’m not crazy. What he does during facetime:

    A photo shows a person in a white t-shirt with wide eyes and wearing a fluffy blue wig. The text reads: "Bro: I'm not crazy. What he does during Facetime:".
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  • Grade

    1 year ago

    ...

    The image shows white text on a black background. The text asks why Percy's grades are not good at school, and the answer is because they are below "C Level." The text then says "Don't like my puns? My apollo-gees <3".
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  • Spin

    2 years ago

    Spin

    The image shows a four panel comic with Lego figures. The first panel says, "What is spin, exactly?" In the second panel, it states, "It's like when a ball spins but it's not a ball". The third panel shows a close up of a Lego head with a smile. In the last panel it concludes with, "And it doesn't spin".
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  • Character

    1 month ago

    real

    A five-row alignment chart categorizing various cartoon characters based on their relationship with the word "fuck". The rows are: "regularly says fuck" (showing 3 characters), "has sworn off saying fuck, but said it at some point" (showing 4 characters), "has not said fuck before, but can if so desired" (showing 5 characters), "has not said fuck before, and refuses to say it" (showing 5 characters), and "legally cannot say fuck" (showing 3 characters). The characters are colorful, stylized figures resembling food, objects, or creatures.
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