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tabs1528

A news headline reads "WATCH: Florida Man Vapes Semen". It is followed by the publication date and time. Below are share icons and two small images of a man, one looking grumpy and another one vaping. The image also contains text on a clothing item "ORIDA STA"

MEME LORD

The image shows a split screen with a Fortnite character on the left and a streamer on the right. The text overlay reads "GOATED". Below, a YouTube title card states "NEW TITTY SUCKING METHOD TURNED ME INTO A GOD #FEARCH" and it says the source is "Bus Got Games". The description mentions 30K views and says it is from 1 week ago.

Blach66.1

A news report on a space mission failure with the headline "Russia's Luna-25 spacecraft crashes into Moon" and the text "Do you blame it? Like it is Russian after all" above the news report. The news source is BBC.

blach66

A black and white portrait of a person with a pig's face and the text "WE NEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AT SOME POINT." Below the pig's face, the text "JOHN PORK" is visible.

Anonymous

The meme shows two images side by side of former US president Donald Trump. The first image is labeled "My new in-ground pool" and shows Trump smiling in front of the American flag. The second image is labeled "Digging my new in-ground pool" and shows Trump with a furrowed brow, also in front of the American flag.

Thoughtless

The image shows a search bar with the word "children" typed in and the "shopping" tab highlighted. Below, there is a picture of Geralt from "The Witcher" with an unimpressed facial expression, accompanied by the text "Hmm".

Wade

This explains a lot

An image of a cartoon rabbit with a broken ear and a dark face standing in front of a blurred fire with the text “BREAKING NEWS” and “MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE”.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search with the query "cause of the great london fire". The first result shown is "Great Fire of London / Cause" and below it is the answer "Fire".

Silly Sonka

Too good to be true.

A three-panel comic. In the first panel, three people are sitting at a table. The man in the middle is saying, "We need new apps and features". In the second panel, the three people are again sitting at a table with speech bubbles pointing up. The person on the left is saying "TikTok", the person in the middle is saying "YouTube Shorts", and the person on the right is saying "MySpace Mobile". In the third panel, the man on the left is upset and the man on the right is seen falling out of a high-rise window.

Silly Sonka

Erg

A four-panel comic strip featuring the Stonks character. In the first panel, he finds a chest in a cave. The second panel shows him opening a scroll with bright light. The third panel displays the scroll reading, "News Flash: You suck, Stonk." The fourth panel shows him running away. The text on the image includes "We finally found it...after 15 years", "The scroll of truth!", "News Flash: You suck, Stonk", and "NYEHHH".

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image shows a split screen. On the left, a duck is being petted and a news banner reads "BREAKING NEWS THIS DUCK IS HAPPY 5:16 SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE'S CUTE". On the right, a close up of a duck with its mouth open and the text says "good morning :)".

Doom Slayer

The image shows two password input fields. The first field contains "all the other waifus" and shows a weak password strength. The second field contains "kujou sara" and shows a strong password strength.

ADHD autist

What you think about my sudoku record? Evil sudoku, no notes, no hints!

A printed paper with a sudoku grid and a digital interface printed on it as well. The grid is filled with numbers. The difficulty level is labeled as 'Evil', and the mistake count is 2 out of 3. The digital interface shows buttons for 'Undo,' 'Erase,' 'Notes,' and 'Hint,' as well as number buttons from 1 to 9. There is also a button labeled 'New Game'.

TechPriestGotDrip

A tweet from Donald J. Trump, stating 'Imao I'd like to see North Korea TRY to get through the new U.S.A. Defense system.' The tweet is juxtaposed with an image of several colorful Bionicle figures standing together.

rapboat

Sending this post to someone? It looks
better when you share it.
MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
6,340 RETWEETS 6,815 FAVORITES
ScHoolboy Q
@SchoolBoyQ
@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
3/18/14, 8:37 PM
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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[deleted] 14h
Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
Reply +8
MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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rapboat

The image shows a screenshot of YouTube's trending videos. The top five videos are about Drake, Kendrick Lamar and general relativity. The videos titles include: 'THE BOOGEYMAN CAME OUT TO PLAY! | Kendrick Lamar - Euphoria (Drake diss) (REACTION!!!)', 'How Drake Was In The Studio Listening To The Kendrick Diss', 'KENDRICK LAMAR RESPONDS TO DRAKE & J COLE!!! "Euphoria" (REACTION)', 'Something Strange Happens When You Follow Einstein's Math', and 'KENDRICK LAMAR HAS RECLAIMED HIS THRONE FROM DRAKE | KENDRICK LAMAR - EUPHORIA (DRAKE DISS)'.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

Lil’ bro

The image shows a dictionary entry for the word "wheedle" with its pronunciation and definition. The definition reads: "use flattery or coaxing in order to persuade someone to do something or give one something". The entry also notes that it is from the "New Oxford American Dictionary".

DIANEE

A text-based image with the instruction "Do not flip your phone" at the top. Underneath that, the text is written upside down: "Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

DAP ME UP

Just created a new logo for myself what should i put it on

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