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Newness Memes

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a sphere of corn on a blue background with the text "NEW! CORN ON THE ORB" and "It's round now!".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Change.org petition page with the title "Make Shrek the National Bird". The page shows a picture of Shrek with a U.S. flag background. The petition has 161,843 signatures out of a goal of 200,000, and it was started April 28, 2017 and addressed to President Donald J. Trump and 2 others.

MEME LORD

A screenshot of the Google Chrome app page in an app store. It says "FREAKY Chrome" at the top and has an update button. It is rated 4.6 with one million ratings. The age is labeled 18+ and the chart position is #2 in utilities. Under 'What's New' it says: "got a freaky update... just for you. install it for a good time. - added Freaky Spongebob." There are 4 eyes placed next to the app name. There is also a tongue emoji next to the age.

Heroin Monkey

The image contains text from a news article reporting that Luigi Mangione, who was arrested for the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, was part of a group of Ivy League gamers who played a game similar to Among Us. It mentions the game in the text.

Why should you care

Meet your new evil overlord

A white and orange cat rests its head on a sleeping baby. Text overlay reads, "I have claimed this tiny human for myself. You may leave now."

Thoughtless

I am smart!

The image shows a game summary with the text "Hats off to You, Genius!" above. Below there is a message stating "You have new items in the shop for your Qbit! Buy items for Qbit". There is an accuracy bar that is 14% filled. Finally, the score is 7130.

RealBoat

r/future
2h
Join
Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up
fucking his bitch
Discussion
Literally told him not to talk on my goat like that shit
was 8/10 MINIMUM. Asked his girl to meet up, told her
let's get some Mac Donald's, then she gave me head
ion even feel bad Lmaooo
↑ 88
○ 26
☑☑

big [fire] balls

The image shows four panels, using characters from the Phineas and Ferb show. The first two panels show Perry the Platypus logging into a new device, first a smartphone, then a laptop. The third panel shows Doofenshmirtz yelling "WHO ARE YOU?!" and the last panel shows Doofenshmirtz saying "Oh good, you're back! Did you know that some hacker just tried to hack your account?"

Anonymous

A screenshot of a phone notification screen shows multiple notifications from "Electron arrangements" stating that "Mrs V. Gilroy has set a new Chemistry homework". The text at the top says: "I THINK SHE TOOK IS A BIT... SERIOUSLY".

Heroin Monkey

A tweet from BCC News shows the text "BREAKING: Following his resignation, Boris Johnson has escaped to the sea." Below this text is an image of Boris Johnson running into the ocean on a beach.

Heroin Monkey

Thoughtless

The image shows five white cartoon cats playing different instruments. The image is set up like a breaking news report with a red banner that says "BREAKING NEWS." The text reads, "NEW BAND IS BREAKING RECORDS A" and "@BONGOCATBAND HAS AMASSED 2 BILLION FOLLOWERS IN 3 MONTHS. BLOWING ALL". The cats are playing a keyboard, drums, a xylophone, and a guitar.

Thoroughsum1767

Im the best at tetris

A screenshot of a game of Twitch Tetris. The game displays a message "Good game! Better luck next time. Your score was 100". The controls are displayed with Move Block A, D; Soft Drop S; Rotate W, E; Save Piece Shift; Hard Drop Space; Pause Esc.

MK

Me when my neighbor buys a new Bugatti.

A picture of a Wojak character wearing a black beanie and hoodie, with a cigarette in his mouth. The background is a dark blue with rain drops.

Heroin Monkey

Text overlayed on an image of a body of water with a ladder leading into it. The text lists new ways to shorten names. The list is: New options to shorten names: Jennifer: Niffer. Elizabeth: Zabe. Timothy: Moth. Christopher: Stop. Hannah: Nah. Brooklyn: Ookly. Leonardo: Nard. Penelope: Ope. Brandon: Rando. Theodore: Hodor. Jonathan: Onath. Cassandra: Ass. Matthew: Thew. Kimberly: Erl.

LoserIsPro

I think we all know where this is going

The first panel shows a purple lollipop character with a serious face asking "Would you care to give me some air?". The second panel shows the same character smiling with the caption "No straw needed..." The third panel shows a blue cat character from the TV show 'The Amazing World of Gumball' sitting at a desk looking concerned with text at the bottom that says "I think we all know where this is going".

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous

A box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor 'Garlic Bread with melted cheese'. The package shows an image of a Pop-Tart that is made of garlic bread. On the right is a red section advertising the cereal Krave. The text also includes 'garlic bread memes'. The box indicates 8 toaster pastries.

Heroin Monkey

The meme contrasts an image of a devil saying, "MY CHILD WILL not email a 9 petabyte zip bomb to a fox news journalist," with an image of Jesus next to an email that reads, "This file contains a lot of photos and videos from teachers on my school showing LGBTQ propaganda."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

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