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Anonymous

When did Dhar mann joined organization 13???

A YouTube screenshot. The top half shows a video thumbnail titled "BULLIED NERD NEW MAKEOVER SHOCKS SCHOOL" featuring a young man with glasses, a bow tie, and red blotches on his face. Below the title, the creator "Dhar Mann" is visible. The bottom half displays the video's description, specifically a cast list. Listed are character roles and their actors, such as "Noah - Jimmy Pierce" and "Friend 4 - Casey Roxas". Overlaid on the bottom right of the screenshot is an image of the character Roxas from the Kingdom Hearts video game series, wearing a black coat and holding two Keyblades. An arrow points from Roxas to the text "Friend 4 - Casey Roxas" in the cast list.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet from user Plain As Day Quavo. The tweet text reads 'Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so here's some of mine'. Below are four square panels. The top left panel shows a person covering their face, with the text 'through them hospital doors' and 'FLUSHING SCOTCH "COUGH SYRUP" COYOTE'. The top right panel shows Eminem with a boombox, with the text 'Meanwhile my attention's pulled in another direction. Some receptionist' and 'EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"'. The bottom left panel shows Robert Palmer, with the text 'Doctor, doctor, gimme the news' and 'ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)"'. The bottom right panel shows Bob Geldof, with the text 'Something's wrong. She was lying on the bed. Crying when I walked in' and 'BOB GELDOF "I CRY TOO"'. Each lyric quote is enclosed in double quotes.

Creed (shit isnt availabe)

A meme featuring text at the top and bottom of an image of actor Mark Wahlberg looking confused. The top text reads "News: Deadly heatwave is coming. Texans:". The bottom text reads "YOU MEAN SUMMER?".

Heroin Monkey

A pale, monstrous creature with glowing eyes, sharp teeth, and long claws hangs from the top of a carpeted staircase, looking down. A red circle and arrow point to a white thermostat mounted on the wall near the bottom of the stairs. Text overlay reads: "Yall fw my new thermostat?".

Heroin Monkey

Text overlayed on an image of a body of water with a ladder leading into it. The text lists new ways to shorten names. The list is: New options to shorten names: Jennifer: Niffer. Elizabeth: Zabe. Timothy: Moth. Christopher: Stop. Hannah: Nah. Brooklyn: Ookly. Leonardo: Nard. Penelope: Ope. Brandon: Rando. Theodore: Hodor. Jonathan: Onath. Cassandra: Ass. Matthew: Thew. Kimberly: Erl.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the Twin Towers on September 11, 2001, with smoke billowing from them. The text reads: "White smoke!!! New pope is american."

tabs1528

A screenshot of a Google search with the text "white people stole my car" in the search bar. Below the search bar, Google suggests, "Did you mean: black people stole my car."

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows two images side by side. The image on the left shows Twitch streamer Flight sitting in a barber's chair. The image on the right shows the interior of the Sistine Chapel during the election of a new Pope. Above the images, the text reads: "Breaking: It is unlikely Flight will be named as new Pope." A large red X is next to the words "new Pope."

Face mcshooty

A still from an anime shows a character looking shocked. The text reads, "When you meet your bro with a new girl just 50 minutes after he broke up."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "Twitter the only place where you can say 'punching new born babies is bad' and someone SOMEHOW will disagree with you."

Anonymous

The meme shows two images side by side of former US president Donald Trump. The first image is labeled "My new in-ground pool" and shows Trump smiling in front of the American flag. The second image is labeled "Digging my new in-ground pool" and shows Trump with a furrowed brow, also in front of the American flag.

Heroin Monkey

A news headline reads "KSI threatens to release new music" displayed over a photo of KSI and two other men.

Heroin Monkey

The meme contrasts an image of a devil saying, "MY CHILD WILL not email a 9 petabyte zip bomb to a fox news journalist," with an image of Jesus next to an email that reads, "This file contains a lot of photos and videos from teachers on my school showing LGBTQ propaganda."

The Esteemed One

The New religion. Submit to Nevelah. The Carcass awaits you my friend.

A black and white target with a red dot in the middle and four red dots on the outer ring. The image says: "The New religion. Submit to Nevelah. The Carcass awaits you my friend."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

MATTIX

A split-screen meme. On the left, a young woman stands next to a dark blue Porsche. The text above reads, "Got a new car." On the right, a close-up of the same woman holding up a Volkswagen key.

HELLO1

A black image with white text that reads: "Do not flip your phone. Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

Heroin Monkey

In a shot with a wide, eye-level perspective, a man is pictured with a stern look. He is wearing a gray T-shirt and horizontally striped blue and white shorts. His left arm is held out to his side with the hand bent down while his right arm is extended to his right. In the background is a tiled floor and a light brown wooden cabinet on a wall that slopes inward from right to left. The text above the man reads: "POV: Kanye West gifting Bianca a new outfit."

MATTIX

The image shows a two-panel drawing comparing a person's plan versus reality when it comes to owning a car. The top panel, labeled "Your plan," shows a person on a bicycle moving smoothly on a straight line towards a red convertible car. The bottom panel, labeled "Reality," shows a line graph depicting different expenses and problems related to car ownership, including rust, engine problems, car parts, gas prices, the need for a new daily driver, and insurance prices.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.

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