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Parent

19 views · Hailey ❁ · 3 years ago

Halloween meme 🎃🎃🎃

The image is a tweet that reads: "Parents 364 days a year: Don't take candy from strangers. Parents on Halloween: Take candy from strangers. In the dark. And share with me."

Weapon

14 views · Smexy Baka · 3 years ago

found this on google

A black monster with many eyes and a wide grin is in the center of the image. The image is framed by a Youtube video overlay showing title "10 Banned Weapons Too Brutal For War", 3.8M views, like, share and download buttons and the video time stamp 8:32.

Class

9 views · Smexy Baka · 3 years ago

idk

The image shows a blurred cartoon of Mr. Krabs, a red crab character from Spongebob Squarepants, looking panicked and stressed. The text above him says, "Me: when I do a presatation in front of my class".

Test

18 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

It's true though

The image shows a math quiz with the question: 'Matt has 5 cookies. Alli eats 3 of the cookies. How old is Alli?' The text above the quiz reads 'Teacher: the test isn't that confusing.' and 'The test:'. The quiz is labeled 'MATH QUIZ'.

Champion

144 views · HEWHEWWE · 3 years ago

still is champoin

The image shows Osama bin Laden with the text "HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPION" above him and "2001-2011" below.

Discount

15 views · HEWHEWWE · 3 years ago

frfr

A dark-skinned man is making a gesture with his hands. The text above the man says: "Me showing the shopkeeper my 100% off discount coupon."

Dog

14 views · Hailey ❁ · 3 years ago

I honestly don't know why I laughed at this 😂🤨😆

An image of a dog looking directly at the camera, with the text: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."

Word

22 views · Erichh · 3 years ago

uNGeHeUEr

The text on the image explains that the German word "Ungeheuer" can mean both "monster" and "very". The text gives an example of a German sentence that can mean "This shirt suits you very well." or "This shirt suits you well, you monster." depending on the interpretation.

Head

1 view · Kahoot · 3 years ago

Women

A cartoonish brown hog with a wide, toothy grin has a mushroom cloud exploding from the top of its head.

Door

9 views · Tom · 3 years ago

Damn🚪

The image shows a dark, cartoon-like figure with one big eye and dark sunglasses, asking "no doors?" The background is a solid red color.

Apple

143 views · MisterDussel · 3 years ago

Basically Apple in a Nutshell

German

31 views · Erichh · 3 years ago

Sry but i had to do this

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, Winnie the Pooh is sitting in a chair looking snooty with the text "Could you please speak German?". In the second panel, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo with a smug expression, and the text is "Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!!!"

Teacher

23 views · Smexy Baka · 3 years ago

Like if you can relate

A cartoon of a blue cat-like character sitting at a desk with a stern face. Above it says "when your teacher is happy about something" and below it says "I think we all know where this is going."

Google search

30 views · Smexy Baka · 3 years ago

HeHeH

The image shows a smartphone lock screen with a blue background. The time is 1:18, and the date is Wednesday, October 3. There is an emergency alert that reads, "Presidential Alert Delete those sus google searches."

Compliment

1 view · Smexy Baka · 3 years ago

My Mom: your so pretty! Me:

An illustration of a woman with short red hair.

World

5 views · Hailey ❁ · 3 years ago

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

NASA

95 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

What's your size?

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows text about NASA relabeling the penis sleeve in spacesuits, and a picture of what it looks like. The bottom panel shows a face looking at a knob labeled "PP SIZE" with options "Small", "Medium", and "Large".

Dark Humor

328 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

🤣

A meme with two parts. The upper part is a dialogue between a kid and a mother about dark humor. The mother tells her kid to tell a man without arms to clap. The kid responds he's blind, and the mother says, "Exactly." The bottom part shows a man in a sports uniform being interviewed in front of a football field at night. The text on the image says, "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

Doctor

20 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

If you guys are smart, you will get this.

The image shows a picture of Bad Luck Brian. The text above his head reads "GOES TO THE DOCTOR. READS THIS EYE CHART." Below, there's a visual of an eye chart, but instead of letters, it reads "P AY NOW ASYO UAREN OTGOIN GTOLIVE".

Nightmare

8 views · ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Yall want some nightmare fuel?

A girl is sitting on Shrek's leg, and both have the face of a person with a mustache.