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when my imaginary mom tells me to calm down

A dark image shows a doll holding a knife, standing in a hallway. The text overlay says "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME TO TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH".

fr tho

A white chihuahua is smiling with its tongue out. The text above the dog says, "WHEN YOU GET AN A ON THE TEST AND DIDN'T STUDY."

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i need help i see this everywhere i look it kinda look like this

A black and white drawing of a monstrous, shadowy figure with glowing eyes and a gaping mouth, appearing from the dark.

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freddy fazbear vhs tapes are queer

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Me tryin to get away from a conversation with my best friend

A cartoonish, pink-toned character with large eyes displaying hearts in them. The text "Adios" is overlaid at the top and bottom of the image.

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How a regular Valentines day goes:

A drawing shows a tall character with a gray color palette wearing a winter hat and jacket, holding a pink box of chocolate. Speech bubbles near the character say, "hope she'll like it" and "chocolate". Next to this character is another, smaller character with pink hair whose speech bubble says, "Happy white Valentine!!" and "waht! up vuv?" There are some decorative pink hearts and squiggles around the image.

Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.

A Star Trek character wearing a Santa hat is pictured with the quote: "I do not know who 'Holly' is, but the desire of her enemies to deck the halls with her bowels indicates that she must be a fierce warrior, indeed."

Me rn tryna see whos actually online

A cat with glasses and a bow tie sits in front of a laptop.

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this kinda

A black background with stylized red flames at the bottom and dark figures in the middle.

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this?

A red devil with glowing yellow eyes and binary code for teeth.

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depresso, is this what you saw?

A close up shot of a face with red eyes, lit in red light and shown in a circular frame, like a fish-eye effect.

ISSAC TIBBITS if u know him then u know him

The image shows a meme with a photo of Donald Trump. Above his head is the text 'WHEN YOU GO TO BED WITH PERFECT HAIR' and below 'AND WAKE UP LIKE THIS'. Donald Trump's hair is messy.

when i wake Krista up

The image shows a close-up of Gollum's face with his mouth slightly open and wide eyes. The text above his head reads, "YOU WHEN YOU WAKE UP."

but i dont have a mom she can't help

The meme shows Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants looking scared. He's wearing a purple shirt that says "Mom come pick me up I'm scared". Above Patrick, the text reads "Me when I hear the lightning: nothing. Me when I see it:".

No thank you!

A young girl looks sideways with a slight smile, while in the background, a house is in flames. The text overlay reads "There was a spider. It's gone now."

My sister every morning

An image of a painting of a baby with a confused expression. The text overlaid on the image reads "When you wake up from a nap and don't know what planet you're on."

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns. The left side is titled "To Mom" and lists various requests and questions such as "I'm hungry", "Where are you", "Can you ask Dad?", "He hurt me", and so on. The right column, titled "To Dad" has only one question, "Where's Mom?"

imagine having a dad

Close-up of the character Megamind with a sad facial expression and the text "No Dad?" on top.

talking to that one friend

A photo of a smiling blonde woman with a text overlay. The text reads "TRY TO TELL JOKES. MESSES THEM UP HORRIBLE EVERY TIME".

that one person name Jake in your school be like

An image from Spongebob Squarepants showing Spongebob standing next to a grumpy Patrick, with the text "WHY U MAD PATRICK? CAN'T SEE MY HAIRLINE"