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Pfp

8 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

The image shows two different photos of Woody from Toy Story. The first photo shows Woody with a creepy grin and the second photo shows Woody engulfed in flames and laughing maniacally. Text at the top of the images reads, "Me after finding someone on gmail who has the same pfp as someone online."

Love

14 views · Iambob · 3 years ago

When you say "i love you" and she says "ily"

A screenshot of a chat with the text "love you" and the response "ily", followed by a sad-looking boy.

Animal

130 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Most autisitic person ever.

A tweet with the text "And YES it's possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It's animal abuse to misgender your animals." followed by a picture of a man with a shocked expression. Below the picture is the text "We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible."

Christian

14 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

*woken*

The image shows two men in what appears to be a wrestling setting. In the background, a text says "Christians and non Christians having enough of wokey". In the front, the text says "god is a 'they'".

Employment

17 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Note for employers

The image shows a four-panel meme. Each panel has a different statement on the left side and a corresponding picture of a brain on the right. The statements, in order, are: "You're fired", "Your employment is hereby terminated", "You're jobn't", and "You're promoted to customer". The images of the brain show its evolution and increasing enlightenment.

Meat

3 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

beat meat

The image shows a close-up of Shrek's face looking directly at the viewer. Above Shrek is the text 'I like my women like I like my meat.....beaten.'

List

76 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Expand

A screenshot of a Wikipedia page titled "List of school massacres", with a note saying "This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it", below it is a picture of Barry B. Benson, from the movie Bee Movie, making a strange, almost maniacal face.

Story

24 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

*Explosion in background*

A four-panel comic shows a crying man with glasses saying "You need to be more inclusive and tell LGBTQ stories to your children!!" A buff, bearded man replies "OK." In the next panel, the crying man is even more upset. The buff man says to a small boy "Son, this is the story of Sodom and Gomorrah..." An explosion is in the background.

Bandit

9 views · DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago

repost og meme

The text on the image reads: "stay on the lookout. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police.". The image shows a news story with a blurry car with police lights and a mugshot of a man with wide eyes.

Arrest

12 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Repost from my friends account

A picture of a news report at night, with police and firetrucks visible. On the right, a mugshot of Ian, the person who was arrested. The text reads: Breaking news. Ian arrested for breaking into homes and tickling butthole!

Ohio

14 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Just wanna repost from my old account

A news headline states "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police." Below the text there is an image with police cars and emergency lights as well as a mugshot of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. The news source is attributed to timw_brap, and the post date is January 8, 2016.

Basketball

46 views · Big_Pix 💯💯 · 3 years ago

bro what?

A sea otter is holding a red plastic hoop and an orange ball in a body of water. The text below the image reads: "RIP In Peace Eddie The Sea Otter That Could Dunk A Basketball And Suck His Own Dick"

Math

36 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Damn and i thought i was dumb

A conversation between thalia grace and ashton parkes. thalia asks 'what 3+5' and ashton answers '35'. thalia then states 'very close' and gives the correct answer '8'.

Grandfather

PurplePanda · 3 years ago

My dead grandfather!!!!

A black and white sketch of a person with shoulder-length hair, looking to the left, wearing a tie.

Comment

41 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

An image of two sharks in the ocean. The smaller shark is labeled "People on the web who just wanna read and make funny jokes." The larger shark is labeled "Inappropriate comments". Below the larger shark is the name "Matt".

Angry

14 views · Big_Pix 💯💯 · 3 years ago

Real

The image shows two side-by-side screenshots of the character Boo from Monsters, Inc. In the first image, she has a wide-eyed, open-mouthed, angry expression. In the second image, she has a scowling, more serious angry expression. The text above the images says: "When someone that's under 5'3" gets angry."

Twin

7 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :

The image shows an angry-looking orange character with band-aids on their head and arm, in front of a sky background.

Girl

42 views · hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

fr

The image shows a comparison of how girls and boys deal with needing to pee. On top, it says "Girls: I must find a toilet, I need to pee." Below it are two cartoon animals, where one of them points and says "Aha! a Tree."

Locker Room

40 views · hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

fr

The image shows two panels. The top panel contains the text "Girls locker room: Oh my god, Becky, coach is soo hot, hey did you get a new bra? Ashley, wanna establish communism?" The bottom panel contains a painting of a chaotic medieval battle scene.

Teacher

19 views · PurplePanda · 3 years ago

when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit

A screenshot of a comment section, where a user expresses frustration about a teacher who won't stop talking. Other users respond with crude suggestions to shut her up.