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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text on the left side and the box set of "Lord of the Rings" movies on the right side, along with the One Ring itself. The text on the left side reads: "If you're ever sad, just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Lord of the Rings."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A cartoon drawing of a group of yellow ducklings in a circle on green grass with a white duck in the middle. A speech bubble from the white duck says "Duck, duck, duck, duck..." A thought bubble from one of the yellow ducks says "He's gonna pick me. I know he's gonna pick me... They always pick me..."

DaRey1Cray

Evil Duck Lords Of America

Pov actually trump and boo trump

A cartoon duck dressed in a suit and tie is holding a flag that says, "MAKE ME PRESIDENT AGAIN". The duck has a hairstyle that resembles Donald Trump's. The duck also has a long red tie. The background is white.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A chat between a duck and a human. The duck says "Quack". The human states: "I don't know why I added you." Then they state: "You're a duck. I'm a human. Our love is forbidden." And the duck states: "Shh... don't make this any harder than it needs to be."

Adolf kitler

I would give you my crayons if you were really hungry.

A cat with blush on its cheeks has its paws together in a "shy" gesture.

Heroin Monkey

A white tour bus with "CELEBRITY HOME TOURS" written on its side and "HALF PRICE" below and on the front is in the foreground. In the background are run-down, abandoned-looking houses.

Cosmo the Intern

Courtesy of Not the Bee anti-trump protest infiltrators

A group of people are holding protest signs. One sign reads "Socialism Beats Fascism!" Another sign says "People over Politics" and "REPAIR MARCH 2025."

RapBoat 3.5

Two headshots, one of Mustard and the other of Kendrick Lamar, are on top of a news headline. The headline says "MUSTARD REVEALS MULTIPLE RAPPERS TURNED DOWN KENDRICK LAMAR'S 'HEY NOW' BEAT."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a four-panel cartoon with Lego figures. In the first panel, one Lego figure says, "My stomach hurts," while another is labeled "Doctor". The second panel shows the "doctor" figure saying, "you're lying." The third panel shows a closeup of the doctor figure with a slight smile, and the fourth panel shows the doctor presenting a bill with $60,000 written on it.

DIANEE

A bearded dragon is wearing a headset and laying on top of a book with the text: "HELLO, TECH SUPPORT. YOU HAVE A BUG IN YOUR COMPUTER? SOUNDS TASTY."

DIANEE

A lizard with its mouth wide open looking excited. The text says, "Yay!!!!" above the lizard and "mccrickets!!!!!!" below it.

DIANEE

A black dragon with yellow eyes and white teeth looks directly at the viewer, while a hand is reaching for him. The text says "NO! NO TOUCHY! At least, not until you wash those hands of yours."

DIANEE

The image is a meme with a split panel. The left side shows a fierce red dragon exhaling fire, with the text "AN ANCIENT BEING CAPABLE OF FLYING AND BREATHING FIRE." The right side shows a red 20-sided die, with the text "ONE CRITICAL BOI." Above both panels, it reads "WHO WOULD WIN?"

DIANEE

A black dragon is looking to the left with an annoyed face. The text overlayed on the image says "When someone puts milk first then cereal."

DIANEE

The image depicts three cartoonish dragon characters with different expressions. They are labeled "Burn," "Blister," and "Blaze" respectively. The first two have serious facial expressions and the third dragon's expression is goofy with its tongue sticking out.

DIANEE

someone didn't eat it

The image shows a bearded dragon in two panels. The top panel shows the lizard looking to the left with the text: "I see you poured your heart and soul into that salad. It would be a shame if..." The bottom panel shows the same lizard looking forward with the text: "...someone didn't eat it".

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A four-panel comic strip shows two ducks. In the first panel, one duck tells the other, "Champ, you look exhausted. Why don'tcha take a nap?" In the second panel, the other duck says, "I don't wanna! I hate naps!" The first duck responds with, "Wait...you...what...?" In the fourth panel, the second duck exclaims, "I just want- who hates naps?!"

Pankake

Me getting in the middle of my friends photo

An emu looks directly at the camera with a peacock displaying its feathers in the background.

Tsukuyomi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

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