My Memes - Page 27 - Worst Jokes Ever

Teacher

When my teacher tells us to stop talking like bitch let me finish

A dog with a human face looks directly at the viewer.

Card

A text message exchange shows a request to buy a card because a coworker's husband was deported. The image below the message shows a greeting card that says "Adios!" with an image of a chihuahua wearing a sombrero. The second text message below the card says "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

Carpenter

A fish wearing a yellow hard hat and holding a saw, with the text: "All my life I've been a carpenter. But the 'Enter' is silent."

Life

A man in a pink shirt stands near a body of water with a city in the background. The text on the image says "how's your life going?" and "This is a river of my tears."

Hello There

The meme shows a text conversation where a "pretty girl" says "Hello there ;)". The user's brain repeats "don't say it" multiple times. The bottom part of the image shows General Grievous, a character from Star Wars, in a screenshot, implying that the user couldn't resist saying "Hello there".

Father

A picture of a chimpanzee with an open mouth and a dark background. The text above the image says: "When I finally become flexible enough to bend down and give myself top for the first time, but my dad catches me and helps me out instead."

Kid

🤫🧏‍♀️

The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows an Uno card with the text "Do your school work OR draw 25." The second panel shows a person holding a handful of cards at a table with a can of soda and another Uno card on it. The text above the person reads, "Some kid in my class."

Crush

A person with their legs up in the air is wearing black shoes. The text above reads, "My crush: Sent a message. Me:".

Game

A screenshot of a 4chan post. The post text describes how someone pirates a game, buys the company, deletes the pirated copies, and becomes CEO of the company to make his dream game. A Pepe the Frog smugly sips from a glass on the left.

Game

A man stands in front of a mirror. The text reads, "I'm like Moonknight but neither of my personalities got game."

Healthcare

The image shows a four-panel cartoon with Lego figures. In the first panel, one Lego figure says, "My stomach hurts," while another is labeled "Doctor". The second panel shows the "doctor" figure saying, "you're lying." The third panel shows a closeup of the doctor figure with a slight smile, and the fourth panel shows the doctor presenting a bill with $60,000 written on it.

Crime

A tweet by derek guy @dieworkwear that reads: "i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds."

Sibling

My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.

Time

A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"

Forehead

Bro: my forehead isn’t that big

A mugshot-style photo of a man with an absurdly large forehead and ears. His features are comically distorted.

Cat

A person is sitting at a desk with their back to the camera. A cat is draped over their shoulders. The text above the image reads, "cats are smart, independent creatures that don't need a lot of attention" my cat:

Cat

A screenshot of a social media post where someone describes sticking their finger in their cat's mouth while it yawned. The cat then puts its paw in the person's mouth. Below the post is an image that says, "Intelligence 100."

Chemical

Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔

The image shows a split comparison between vegan food in America and vegan food in India. On the top left are two 'wojak' figures next to two burgers labeled 'vegan'. The text reads: 'Here's a vegan meal that tastes like meat using the power of chemicals and preservatives.' On the top right the figure is shocked and says, 'WOW, it tastes like just like meat, and no animals where harmed!' On the bottom left are two turban-wearing characters next to two bowls of what appears to be Indian curry. The text reads: 'Using the powers of spices and herbs, we made this meal taste great, even with out the use of meat.' On the bottom right is another turban-wearing character that says, 'Thank you for this meal'.

Friend

ELI FR

In a "Toy Story" scene, Woody is discarded in favor of Bo Peep. Above, the text reads, "My friend: We're going to grind to diamond this season. Also my friend after getting a girlfriend." The text below reads, "I don't want to play with you anymore."

Sigma

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.