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Girlfriend

1 year ago
A rubber duck with a red ball gag and a leather harness with spikes. The text reads: "People say my girlfriend acts like a friendly duck. Never getting out of my head."
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  • Dog

    1 year ago
    A yellow Labrador is sitting in the backseat of a car, looking directly into the camera with a slightly concerned expression. The text above the dog reads: "How my dog stares at me after I murmur 'Bad things happen to good people' with my shlong in my hand."
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  • Bucket

    6 months ago
    A computer-generated image shows a wall of water crashing onto a land area with some green vegetation. The image contains the text, "Me releasing my bucket into a retirement home so the old people will think they're in the titanic."
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  • Farm

    8 months ago
    A man with an open mouth and wide eyes holds his hands on his head. The text above him says: "When bro expects to see 'cows' in my milk farm, but instead he sees 60 naked pregnant women with breast pumps attached and another 60 black mfs keeping them pregnant."
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  • Regret

    9 months ago
    A notification from iRobot at 10:00 AM states: "Floor Slut requires your attention. Floor Slut is stuck near a cliff." Above this is text stating: "I have zero regrets on naming my Roomba."
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  • Murder

    11 months ago

    ?!?? TRIGGERED MUCH

    The image shows a conversation between a quiet kid and another person. The text reads: QUIET KID: I GOT MURDER ON MY MIND. ME: YEAH, ITS A REALLY NICE SONG. QUIET KID: WHAT SONG?. The background image is a man with a shocked expression.
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  • Daughter

    2 years ago

    I bet my mum thinks this πŸ˜‚

    The image shows a yellow square with black text stating, "Having a teenage daughter is a lot like your house being haunted. Every now and then you see a figure in the corner of your eye, followed by a moaning sound, and then a door will slam shut."
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  • Lip

    2 years ago

    ..

    The image contains the text: DON'T BITE YOUR LIP OR YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF SLAMMED AGAINST THE WALL WITH MY HANDS PRESSED BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. SO UNLESS YOU WANT THAT, DON'T BITE YOUR FUCKING LIP. The text is in pink on a black background.
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  • House

    2 years ago

    LMAO

    A yellow minion stands on the right side of the image. On the left there is a conversation between the police and a person. It reads: Police: Where do u live? Me: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Me: With Me. Police: Where do you all live? Me: Together. Police: Where is your house? Me: Next to my neighbors house. Police: Where is your neighbors house? Me: You won't believe me if I tell you. Police: Tell Me! Me: Next to my house.
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  • Girl

    2 years ago

    man this hits

    A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'
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  • Income

    5 months ago
    A cat is lying down, staring into the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat, text reads: "4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice."
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  • Asshole

    1 month ago
    A four-panel meme with text above. The top text reads 'ME: I don't understand why my asshole always hurts. Also ME:'. Below this are four images: The top left shows a jar of sliced jalapeΓ±o peppers. The top right shows a bowl of red salsa. The bottom left shows a pile of red chili peppers. The bottom right shows a person's torso holding a very large, ribbed, purple butt plug.
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    Supervillain

    14 days ago

    Stand ready for my arrival chris

    A fan art drawing of an elderly, angry-looking character resembling an aged Stewie Griffin, dressed in a white and grey superhero suit with a circular symbol on the chest. He wears a large, golden, armored gauntlet, similar to the Infinity Gauntlet, on his left hand. In the bottom right corner, there is text: "@bunta__fujiwara From TikTok comment".
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  • Healthcare

    9 months ago
    The image shows a four-panel cartoon with Lego figures. In the first panel, one Lego figure says, "My stomach hurts," while another is labeled "Doctor". The second panel shows the "doctor" figure saying, "you're lying." The third panel shows a closeup of the doctor figure with a slight smile, and the fourth panel shows the doctor presenting a bill with $60,000 written on it.
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    Rickroll

    1 year ago
    A four-panel meme featuring characters from "The Road to El Dorado." In the first panel, one character tells another, "My chief, we've been tricked." The second panel shows the chief asking, "How so?" The third and fourth panels reveal the punchline: "This meme is a rickroll," with the chief looking surprised.
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  • Meme

    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post by JD Vance. The post features a profile picture of JD Vance at the top left and a large image below the text. The text reads: "I know being in a role like mine requires thick skin, but this meme is doing actual, real life damage. Whenever I try to be intimate with my wife, she says she can't stop thinking about this picture. It creeps her out. We haven't made love in months. Haven't you guys had enough?" The image below the text shows a bald man with a beard, wide blue eyes, and a slightly open mouth, wearing a blue suit and a pink tie, against a bright blue background.
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  • Man

    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a video platform resembling YouTube, featuring a video titled "Twink Starts Liking Men After Receiving Heart Transplant From Gay Man". The video is from "DisruptiveFilms" and includes tags like "threesome", "deepthroat", "pounding", "twink", "bareback", "anal", and "tattoos", along with the name "Jared Kent". The video thumbnail shows two shirtless men. Below the video, a comment from user "bkusa" reads: "Nice refreshing story line, actors didn't look like porn stars which was a plus but you made a huge mistake. coming from someone who has had open heart surgery the young man who received the organ shows no incision for the rib cage to be cut down the sternum then spread open so the transplant could happen. Serious make up is missing on this and is the only thing I can think of that would stop a 5 star rating in my opinion."
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  • Halloween

    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit r/NoStupidQuestions. The post title reads "Dressing as MF DOOM for Halloween but I'm white". The body of the post states, "I'm always thinking of Halloween costumes and my idea for this year is MF DOOM but I'm white. Just wanting to make sure this is appropriate considering I'm white." Below the text are icons for upvote, downvote, comments (with "2"), awards, and share.
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  • Life

    2 years ago

    my brother

    A white cat is lying on a treadmill. The text reads, "When you wanna get in shape for the summer, but life is hard."
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  • Friend

    2 years ago

    hahahahaha this looks like my freind from the pub jamal xx

    An orangutan is sitting with its legs spread, looking into the camera.
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