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Toaster

Now you must answer me with toaster memes so I can give them to The Omnissiah

A TechPriest character from Warhammer 40,000 is shown with the text "I showed you my toaster, answer."

Toaster

Praise the all mighty Toaster!

The image shows three panels. The first one is a person bathing with a bread as a toy. The second is a red-hooded person lying down. The third panel shows the same person in the lower left corner, with arms raised, worshipping a toaster with a glowing light.

T Rex

A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years

A black and white drawing shows a large, mechanical T-Rex with metal parts and weapons. To the left, a figure in a robe raises their arms and yells "YEEESSSS!!!". To the right, a figure with mechanical arms holds a staff, and the caption reads "Praise the Omnissiah!".

PC

Oh a toaster for a PC? how unsanitary

A photo of a kitchen counter with a toaster on fire. The text says "Simple effect: 'plays' My PC:".

Cake

those one people that joke around to much

A baby with cake smudged around its mouth is holding a spoon. Text above the baby says, "TOUCH MY CAKE," and text below the baby says, "AND I'LL CUT YOU."

Help

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows two characters from the video game Hollow Knight. One character labeled "My mom" is carrying a shovel and looking down at the other character labeled "Me", who is lying down as if asleep. The text says, "My mom asking for help" and "Me pretending to sleep".

Language

if you get this i love you

The image shows a comparison between common phrases used in anti-Formula 1 memes and actual phrases used during races. The left column, labeled "Instead of," features phrases like "The race is underway," "I need a new set of tires," "Good job!," "And he has spun!," and "And Leclerc has won the Italian Gp!" The right column, labeled "Say:" offers more authentic race commentary such as "And it's lights out and away we go!," "Bono, my tires are dead," "Get in there, Lewis!," "Spinalla" and "CHARLES LECLERC WINS THE ITALIAN GRAND PRIX FOR THE SCUDERIA FERRARI! (the most unrealistic one under these circumstances)."

Home

A white paper with black text and a simple black drawing of a figure with a long nose. The text reads: "It's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves."

Sukuna

Two drawings of a character named Sukuna side by side. The left drawing shows Sukuna crying with the text 'Sukuna, heal my friend!' and the right drawing shows Sukuna with a smirk and the text 'No.'

Memes

Me: "Yoda please get out
of my asshole PLEASE get
out it hurts oh god it
hurts"
Yoda: "mm reach your
colon i must."

Will

The image is a movie poster with the text "DUDE, Where's my will to live". It features two guys on the poster, with Ashton Kutcher in the foreground, looking puzzled. There is a beach in the background with girls.

Elbow

The image shows a text that says, "Me: Hits elbow. My arm:". Below the text there is a picture of Thanos with his arm glowing.

Code

Sus

A four-panel image. The left three panels show a character from "Despicable Me" going through the motions of testing code, starting with the code seemingly working fine, then creating a test case that fails miserably twice and then finally deleting the test case. The fourth panel shows another person in a car with the word "COBOL" over his head and the text "Why can't you be normal?" The person screams and starts an array at 1.

Lego

A Lego figure holding a waffle with the text "Lego My Eggo"

Tool

A two-panel image with a cartoon man. In the top panel, the man is smiling and points to an empty display stand. Text reads: "This is where I would put my mod wrench." In the second panel, the same man is frowning and upset. The text reads: "If only I had one."

Seagull

The image shows a news headline about a pensioner killing a seagull for stealing his chip. There are two photos of the pensioner and a drawing depicting the seagull splattered on the wall. Below is the text: "SHOULDN'T OF PINCHED ME CHIP, SIMPLE AS". There are also crying wojak characters.

Rat

A gray rat stands on its hind legs, wearing blue jeans, with a background of baked beans. The text above the rat reads: "DESPITE ALL MY BEANS I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN SOME JEANS."

Tire

A car is missing one tire. A tire is laying on the ground in front of the car. A hand is holding a power tool, likely a grinder, in front of the tire.

Pregnancy

The top panel shows a cartoon character, Phineas, looking pregnant with a pink heart coming out of his belly button. Below it is a man in medieval armor holding a shotgun with the text "ME" above him, and the text "*pumps shotgun with religious intent*" below him.

Puppy

A cartoon picture of Jerry Mouse with wide eyes. The text above says: "I wanna name my puppy 'insane' so when people ask 'are you fucking insane?' I can say 'no I'm fucking my sister'".

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