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Heroin Monkey

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel cartoon showing a mom and son in the first panel, with the son saying "Mom come here... HURRY! Daddy dressed up as a Piñata." In the second panel, the mom looks distraught and is crying while the son is holding a stick and ready to hit the dad, who is hanging like a piñata.

Heroin Monkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

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The image is a split-screen. The top half shows an animated family in a boat. The mother is at the front, looking distressed, a daughter with arms crossed is sitting in the middle, and a son is at the back, grinning. The bottom half is a still of a man with a mustache, raising a hand as if saying "Stop!", with the caption "Son motorboats, mom while daughter rides her." The man is in an office environment.

Bill Cipher

Lol same

The image shows a five-panel meme. The title of the meme says, "When I want to kill myself." The first panel, labeled "What my friends think I do," shows a hand reaching for pills. The second panel, labeled "What my mom thinks I do," shows a noose. The third panel, labeled "What I think I do," shows a man with a gun pointed to his head. The fourth panel, labeled "What society thinks I do," shows a razor blade held in a hand. The fifth panel, labeled "What I really do," shows a man laughing at a computer screen with the text "Ahah" and "That's a funny meme".

M3ME G0D

The image shows a dialogue where a doctor, mom, and dad all say "Everything is Fine." Then, it shows Patrick Star from Spongebob with the text "Cancer take it or leave it" overlaid, indicating what Google might say.

M3ME G0D

3 year old me on the toilet
waiting for my mom to
wipe my ass

BellaTrix

Like if you can relate

A two panel image showing two dogs. The top panel shows a light-colored chihuahua looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above the dog reads, "Mom... can I ask you something without you getting angry???" The bottom panel shows a black dog with glasses sitting at a table with a sewing machine in the foreground, appearing stern or annoyed.

AG3.0

The image shows Cartman from South Park as a large, blob-like character with his iconic blue hat. The text overlay reads: "HAHA! SOUTH PARK PREDICTED YOUR MOM, HAHA!"

GG Miller

THUMP THUMP*

The image shows Homer Simpson, a character from "The Simpsons", looking very overweight. The text on the image reads, "HAHA THE SIMPSONS THE SIMPSONS PREDICTED UR MOM."

Cricket Green

Oh no

The image shows a skeleton sitting on a bench. The text on the image says: "WHEN YOUR MOM FINDS OUT THAT COOLMATH GAMES IS MORE - COOL THAT MATH".

Bryan

A crying white cat with the text: "NOBODY. 6 YEAR OLD ME THINKING MY MOM DIED BECAUSE SHE TOOK TOO LONG AT THE GROCERY STORE."

bloodgod

Found jits mom

A woman with heavy makeup, light skin and dark hair is looking at the camera with a slight pout. She has exaggerated, cartoon-like features with large cheeks and lips. There is a play button icon in the middle of the screen. Below the button, there are a like symbol and a speech bubble symbol with numbers.

✨Jassy✨

Me and my brother all the time

Two cats are sitting side by side, both giving a thumbs-up. Text on top says, "When you are fighting with your sibling, and suddenly mom come".

✨Jassy✨

YALL I FOUND MEGAMINDS MOM

A woman with a huge bouffant hairstyle is standing in a kitchen. The text above reads: "Hairstylist: Whatchu want? Her: Ever had your mind blown? Hairstylist: Say no more."

the taste of mommy's milk

The image shows a white cat being held by a bright orange plush toy with a large eye. There is text on the left side of the image that says, "My mom: Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Me after accidentally sleeping loose:".

Rylee ੈ♡˳

relateable..

The image shows a meme with text at the top. It says "Mom: 'Why don't you ask out the girl from church?'" and then "The girl from church:". Below this, there is a picture of a person with a slightly feminine hairstyle, with two small buns and a short beard. The person appears to be a photoshopped version of Kanye West.

period boo

A picture of Kermit the Frog looking shocked or surprised, slightly angled, with a shower or faucet in the background. The text reads "WHEN YOUR MOM ROAST YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR SQUAD."

ligmaballs2.0

look at me and your mom

The image depicts a stick figure bowing down with the text 'Your Mom' next to it.

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