New Mom Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Ice Cream

Haminations Bryson · 9 days ago

POV: it's picture day, but you can't sit still, even though your mom told you to but you got to exsited, about and you were just in it for the icecream at the shop, and then your mom says sit still but you don't listen, and honestly that would be me fr, NOT THAT DEEP BRO........

A cartoon illustration of a light brown, fluffy dog-like character with floppy ears. It has one blue eye and one red eye, with small freckles on its snout. The character is sticking its tongue out, has sharp teeth visible, and is wearing a pink collar with a gold tag. It also has a ruffled, light-colored collar and a dark jacket or cape. There are small red and blue hat-like accessories on its ears.

Childhood

swaggerjagger · 13 days ago

The pose I pulled when my mom caught me doing something I wasn't supposed to be doing

A promotional photo of Cameron Tucker from Modern Family, played by Eric Stonestreet. He is standing against a plain light gray background, posing politely with his hands clasped in front of him, legs crossed at the ankles, and smiling warmly. He wears a checkered button-down shirt with patterned blue turned-up cuffs and dark jeans.

Duty

swaggerjagger · 13 days ago

When your mom pulls the "I put food on the table, I put clothes on your back, I put a roof over your head" card.

A young man with wide eyes holding his hands behind his head in shock and frustration. Text overlaid on the image in blue reads: "No shit! That's what you're supposed to do!!!"

Kid

Anonymous · 14 days ago

me as a kid when i ate all my mom's gummies in her drawer

A close-up, distorted fish-eye view of a Woody doll from Toy Story with an unnaturally wide, manic smile and wide unhinged eyes standing in a hallway.

Friend

swaggerjagger · 14 days ago

When you're at your friend's house and her mom starts yelling at you

A close-up photo of an orange tabby cat looking directly into the camera lens with a frozen, wide-eyed, and startled deadpan expression.

Butthole

Willy b · 2 months ago

A psychedelic DeepDream image composed of swirling, repeating animal faces, eyes, and kaleidoscopic patterns centered around a radial sphincter-like aperture. Text at the top reads: "Your mom showing me her butthole while I'm tripping on acid".

Mother

Composed Spider · 4 months ago

How it feels to goon. But low key your mom walks in on you.

A GIF showing Michael Jordan laughing intensely and then immediately shifting his facial expression to a serious, stone-faced look.

Shake

Willy b · 6 months ago

Three smiling women are seen in a social setting. One woman in the center wears a white and pink fedora, another next to her wears a white shirt and a white fedora, and a third woman on the right wears a straw hat. The text on the image reads, "What do you call a handjob from a single mom? A MILF shake."

Tail

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit r/playboicarti. The post is titled "I think everyone wishes humans had tails". The body of the post describes a hypothetical scenario at Walmart where a mom compliments someone's hair. The author suggests that if humans had tails, they would wag involuntarily, revealing excitement and causing embarrassment when the 'mom' notices.

Lingerie

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of an online comment section. The top comment by 'sissyslutforyouonly' reads: "I wore my mom's lingerie and got off to imagining my dad doing me (I'm not a girl)". A reply by 'dave_mustains_stolen_riff' features a black and white image of a war-weary soldier with a thousand-yard stare, looking intensely into the camera.

YouTube Video

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 9 months ago

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A meme showing a text dialog where a mother says 'you can watch one more YouTube video before bed.' Underneath is a screenshot of a YouTube video featuring Woody from Toy Story. The title of the video is an absurdly long, nested list of conditions involving Ice Age, Toy Story, YouTube, The Simpsons, Bee Movie, and SpongeBob. The progress bar shows a timestamp composed of an impossible, extremely long string of numbers.

School

Anonymous · 9 months ago

your mom when you are late for school

A purple plush bunny with a red bowtie, which is the character Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's, is holding a realistic human hand that is pointing a silver handgun directly at the viewer. The background is a solid dark blue.

Depression

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a mobile phone displaying a text overlay at the top, which reads "guys my mom took my phone and i lisen to xxx to cure my depressin and trauma away 💔💔💔💔👎👎👎👎". Below this, there's a Reddit search bar. A list of subreddits is visible, with "r/XXXTENTACION" circled in orange. Below it are "r/sprunkirule34butgood" and "r/numberblocksrule34". On the right side of the screen, there's a gray Care Bear-like character with black hair and a broken red heart on its chest, and a cartoon anatomical heart character with arms and legs, wearing blue sneakers. A red heart emoji is also visible near the bottom left.

Meal

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white photo of a very muscular man, likely Jean-Claude Van Damme, sitting at a table with a meal in front of him. He is looking down at his plate with a serious or somewhat dejected expression. Text above reads, "Please mom, don't tell Spider-Man I haven't finished my meal."

Insult

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A group of teenagers. In the foreground, a boy in a plaid shirt is pushing another boy in a blue shirt against a light-colored wall. The boy in blue has his head down and his face covered, appearing distressed. In the background, two girls are watching, one with a slight smile. Above them, text reads: "Tell your mom to do some more on her onlyfans."

Dhar mann

Anonymous · 1 year ago

When did Dhar mann joined organization 13???

A YouTube screenshot. The top half shows a video thumbnail titled "BULLIED NERD NEW MAKEOVER SHOCKS SCHOOL" featuring a young man with glasses, a bow tie, and red blotches on his face. Below the title, the creator "Dhar Mann" is visible. The bottom half displays the video's description, specifically a cast list. Listed are character roles and their actors, such as "Noah - Jimmy Pierce" and "Friend 4 - Casey Roxas". Overlaid on the bottom right of the screenshot is an image of the character Roxas from the Kingdom Hearts video game series, wearing a black coat and holding two Keyblades. An arrow points from Roxas to the text "Friend 4 - Casey Roxas" in the cast list.

Comeback

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A cartoon panel titled 'HOW TO DEAL WITH A BULLY.' A large bully wearing a yellow jersey confronts a smaller, bespectacled nerd with a red backpack. Two other boys stand behind the bully. The bully says, "HEY, NERD— I KISSED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!" The nerd responds, "HOW DID MY CUM TASTE?"

Shit

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a 4chan post. On the left is a Pepe the Frog cartoon with a noose around its neck. On the right is text that reads: '>Mom unironically caught me shitting on the floor. It's fucking over.'

Gamer

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A flyer taped to a tiled wall that reads: "ATTENTION GAMERS. DIARY of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay club. Wimpy Kid roleplays are held at the local SUBWAY from 1:30AM - 3:30AM on Thursdays. Please do not come as Greg, Frank, Manny, Rodrick or Susan, as they are already taken. Please be Rowley we need a Rowley. Also, rude language will not be tolerated at the Wimpy kid roleplay. My mom will get mad and not let us do it anymore!"

Argument

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

Lebron James sitting on a bench looking stoic. The text overlay reads: "When my mom keeps talking to herself after our argument but her rage bait is genuinely working."