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The image shows a graphic of the stages of male baldness, numbered 1-5, with illustrations of the top and side profiles of a man's head at each stage.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot from 4chan's /fit/ poetry corner features a Wojak next to a limerick about a surgeon named Keith who circumcises men with his teeth to get to the cheese underneath.

MATTIX

A black and white photograph of a vintage car with the text "There really was a time when men drove in peace."

Heroin Monkey

A hand holds a black box of Kleenex tissues with gold and white accents. It reads: "Kleenex FOR MEN. Now with spermicide." An illustration shows a pair of socks with the tagline "Ditch your special sock."

Anonymous

Yes men we are bringing back the weird pop tart and hot pocket flavors.

A screencap from the movie "Bad Boys" with Will Smith yelling.

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Pac's nipples are visible in the poster. I wonder if Cole
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tabs1528

The image shows a news report with the headline "Florida Man Disguises Himself in Bull Costume as He Tries to Burn Down Former Lover's House With Pasta Sauce". Below the headline is a picture of a man with dark hair and a slight beard. Below the man's photo, the screen shows the text "Men Use Spaghetti Sauce in Burglary Plot, Deland, Volusia County."

Heroin Monkey

These guys say women YouTubers
can't go to heaven because men have
masturbated over them
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Rubbed one out for them, now no
one goes to heaven.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into four quadrants. The top left shows an anime character with big eyes and a dreamy smile and text "Me with men in anime." The top right shows an anime character with a neutral face and text "Me with men irl." The bottom left shows a cartoon character kicking another one and text "Me with women in anime." The bottom right shows another cartoon character falling backward in a chair and text "Me with women irl."

Anonymous

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of a couple followed by a picture of a dead Godzilla lying on a small cart. The text above the couple says, "Me n my man bit yawl holes jelust ova us we luk gud af yawl holes caint half my man and I downt wont nun yawl Brook ass dood Eva." The text above the dead Godzilla says, "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows two panels labeled "girls" and "boys." In the girls' panel, there are two crying women with the text "I can't believe he didn't cry at the Titanic," and "Do men even have feelings?" In the boys' panel, a "Chad" is contrasted with a screenshot from the Minecraft game, which reads, "Failed to connect to the server. The Hive Java Edition has closed down. Thank you for 8 years of amazing memories! Visit HiveMC.com for more information. We hope to see you on Minecraft: Bedrock Edition. Back to Server List."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison between women's and men's footwear choices for different occasions. On the women's side, there are distinct shoe styles for the office, dinner, gym, party, walking, and wearing at home. On the men's side, the same pair of blue athletic shoes is displayed for each of these occasions.

Toast ツ

A pair of white boxer shorts with red hearts printed on them, accompanied by the text "Men literally never get their trousers pulled down to reveal girly boxer shorts with red hearts on them anymore."

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A cartoon image shows a Countryhuman, represented by a flag with a face, wearing a suit and looking annoyed. He gestures towards a group of smaller Countryhumans with flags and dates labeling their establishment years (1818, 1959, 1952, 1946). The text above reads, "Why do I have to take care of these old men?", with a note at the bottom saying "(based on f***ball wiki)" and "born in 1967".

Jazzy💕

The meme shows two images side-by-side. The left side features a dog baring its teeth paired with the text "when men I don't know call me pretty". The right side shows a dog smiling paired with the text "when women I don't know call me pretty."

Anonymous

XX=Female XY=Male YY=Down Syndrome

The image shows two doors with signs above them. One door says "KITCHEN" and the other says "MEN". Above the doors is text that says, "There are only 2 genders."

Anonymous

Live Laugh Love

The image shows a conversation between four people, with three of the speakers being labeled as 'Person 1', 'Person 2', and 'Person 3', while one speaker is labeled as 'ME.' Person 1 says, "Or you like oily men." Person 2 suggests, "We should display it at an exhibition." ME asks, "Does that include Jameson?" Person 1 replies, "Yes." Person 3 sends a smiley emoji, and ME responds with "Frfr." Person 2 then exclaims, "WOAAAH." The background includes a small part of Spongebob and a bigger part of Patrick Star, which makes the conversation feel a little absurd.

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