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Me: crying for an hour thinking jasmins gone. Jasmin: decides to stay Me when i see the post

An orange cartoon mouse, Jerry from Tom and Jerry, is crying with tears of joy. The text above him says "crying from happiness."

Heroin Monkey

A baby hippo is being held by a person. The text on the image says: "Me being removed from the McDonald's playground after eating the other children for 12 hours."

Yourgirl_gabby13!

THey do be tryna snitch tho

The image shows a conversation between a student and their classmate. The classmate curses, and the student threatens to tell the teacher. The classmate begs them not to, and the student instead raises their hand to go to the bathroom. Next to the text is a close-up of a cartoon face with a devious look.

Blach66.1

Its time i send a pic of myself, yes it actually me

A person dressed as a ghost with a white sheet and a decorated headband is walking, and a group of teenagers are standing in the background.

EnochTyr

I know people like this, and by that I mean me.

The image shows text at the top that reads "me: rips up my drawing cause I messed it up". The text continues below the image that reads "the guy im tattooing:". Below this is an image of a startled-looking skull.

Anonymous

A close up of a person's face with wide eyes. Text says: "The genie looking at me when I wish for spiders to have wings, be 5x bigger and invisible."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A text-based image consisting of a series of posts. The first post from "frickdun" says "[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens". Then "nightcoremoon" replies, "aliens: [slide nasa $40] nasa: Imao what aliens". The final post by "candy5hark11" says "nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks".

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows a cat wearing a hat and smoking a cigarette. The text overlay asks, "If they find oil in my backyard it belongs to government, but if they find bodies in my backyard it belongs to me??" and also says "(Stay with me now)"

Heroin Monkey

An older man with white hair and glasses wearing a red sweater is holding cards and looking down in a classroom. He has a white bag with the text "recycle me" next to him. In the foreground, a paper on a desk reads "Nobody likes you -R". In the background, a few students are sitting at desks.

The Radio Demon

That always annoys me, seeing people mess up your and you’re

The image shows a four-row table with five Hazbin Hotel characters. The table contains speech bubbles with the texts "your gay", "yea", "what about my gay?", "and you're not? Loser." and "*you're" with the third row including "*finger guns*". The first row shows Angel Dust looking unimpressed and responding with "yea" to the initial statement. The second row shows Husk looking confused and asking "what about my gay?". The third row shows Charlie using finger guns. The fourth row shows Angel Dust looking offended and responding with "and you're not? Loser.". The last row shows Alastor correcting the grammar with "*you're".

DAP ME UP

?!?? TRIGGERED MUCH

The image shows a conversation between a quiet kid and another person. The text reads: QUIET KID: I GOT MURDER ON MY MIND. ME: YEAH, ITS A REALLY NICE SONG. QUIET KID: WHAT SONG?. The background image is a man with a shocked expression.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

Smexy Baka

My Mom: your so pretty! Me:

An illustration of a woman with short red hair.

timmyy

A black cat is sitting on top of a goose in the water. The text on the image says "me", "memes" and "the big sad".

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A cartoon drawing of a group of yellow ducklings in a circle on green grass with a white duck in the middle. A speech bubble from the white duck says "Duck, duck, duck, duck..." A thought bubble from one of the yellow ducks says "He's gonna pick me. I know he's gonna pick me... They always pick me..."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments

The image shows four panels with different ducks. The first panel features a duck with a stern look called "Dug." The second panel has a white duck called "Polar Duck." The third panel shows three ducks in trench coats and hats called "The Quack Troop." The last panel is a close-up of a duck's head called "Big Quack." Above the panels, it says, "One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely."

Baddie_Love0987

Rate me out 10/10

A selfie of a person with glasses.

ADDI♥♥

ME AND MY SISTER IM ONE IN GLASSES

Two young women, likely sisters, are taking a selfie. Both are making a kissing face. The woman on the right wears sunglasses and a white beanie.

Chexers

A red buoy is floating on the water with the text 'YEAH BUOY' on it. Above the image, a text overlay reads: "Everyone: 'Are you gonna continue to post stupid memes?' Me:"

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