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64 views · Sympathetic Macaw · 7 days ago

so real

A yellow emoji with thick brown eyebrows and a sad, dejected expression looking downwards. The emoji has white-gloved hands held out at its sides. Text overlaid on the emoji reads "me when people don't get the reference i'm making:"

Woman

60 views · Willy b · 10 days ago

A meme featuring a mugshot of a woman with crossed eyes and a large smile. Text above the image describes a Florida woman attacking her boyfriend for a lack of eye contact, ending with the pun that she was charged with a "misdeweiener".

Chatbot

157 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A split screenshot of a Facebook Messenger conversation with the official Zootopia movie page. On the left, the user Ian says 'hey'. The chatbot, identified as Officer Judy Hopps, asks if he is ready to make the world a better place. Ian replies 'im ready to kill myself'. The chatbot responds 'Great! That's what we're all about here at the ZPD!'. On the right side, the chatbot has sent a long, repetitive string of messages saying 'please don't'.

Choice

96 views · Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

A meme on a pink background titled "YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2". It features nine colored pills (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, pink, brown, black) each with a unique superpower or trade-off listed below it. The options range from financial wealth with a yearly physical cost to specific sexual or violent abilities, and niche gaming skills.

Apology

33 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

A screenshot of a YouTube comment thread. The user Ricardo Pineda asks how to make the audio his ringtone. The user Joaquin Amaya replies with an insult: "Dumb nigga." Ricardo Pineda then retaliates by posting geographic coordinates: "@Joaquin Amaya 38.8977° N, 77.0365° W this you??" Joaquin Amaya immediately apologizes: "@Ricardo Pineda I'm sorry."

Anatomy

370 views · Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

A three-panel comic strip. In the top panel, Mickey Mouse opens a bathroom door where Donald Duck is behind a shower curtain, saying, "Don't get in, Mickey! I'm naked!!". In the bottom-left panel, Mickey says, "What difference does it make?, you never wear pants". In the bottom-right panel, Donald steps out of the bathtub, revealing he has human-like breasts and a small penis, and simply says, "Right".

Racism

380 views · K!ttyy · 3 months ago

Love the things I talk about

A screenshot of a messaging app conversation. One user asks, "why are you teaching me racial slurs?" and the other replies, "Why not". The first user then sends a string of messages: "cause im not racist", "i mean", "i do say the n word alot", "and make fun of mexicans", "and i really hate the yellow people", "and most jews suck", "but im not racist".

Fentanyl

125 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

A crude drawing parodying the Pixar movie Inside Out. Sadness is looking worriedly at Joy in the control room, asking: "j-j-joy...? are you sure popping fent in a nasty club bathroom is gonna make Riley happy..?" Joy, looking wide-eyed and aggressive, yells back: "SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID BLUE BITCH RILEY CAN QUIT WHENEVER SHE WANTS!!!!!!!!!!" while pressing buttons on the console. Disgust is seen in the background looking horrified.

Puppy

153 views · K!ttyy · 4 months ago

reddit ts

Pornography

108 views · Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

Knots~

A screenshot of a Twitter post, allegedly from the Russian Embassy, UK, stating: 'Please stop making porn of Zabivaka the Wolf. Russia is begging you.' The accompanying image is the official mascot for the 2018 FIFA World Cup, Zabivaka, a wolf wearing goggles, a white shirt that says 'Russia 2018,' and red shorts, kicking a soccer ball. The name ZABIVAKA is also visible.

Politician

44 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

Zionism and jihad are brothers

A four-panel image featuring US Presidents Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush, each touching the Western Wall in Jerusalem. On their heads, they are photoshopped wearing red conical Asian hats. Above the panels, the text reads: "I hate how China controls all of our politicians. They make them go touch the Great Wall of China and swear allegiance to the CCP."

Understatement

34 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

Trout lowk make me think about the early death of Wayne Shorter

An image shows a large asteroid colliding with the Earth, causing a bright explosion. The text on the image reads, 'This Will Affect The Trout Population I Think.'

Mouth

76 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A deep-fried meme featuring a muscular, screaming man with a metal coat hanger in his mouth. The text overlay reads: 'IF GOD DIDN'T WANT ME PUTTING METAL COAT HANGERS IN MY MOUTH, WHY DID HE MAKE THEM PERFECTLY IRON FLAVORED?'. In the background, there are images of Brian Griffin from Family Guy holding a wine glass, Sonic the Hedgehog, and flame icons. The man's expression is intense, suggesting a profound or humorous revelation.

People

44 views · Anonymous · 6 months ago

Kaboom

A close-up image of a smiling man with a long, grey beard and a turban. Overlaying text reads: 'PEOPLE ASK ME, "ACHMED, WHAT MAKES YOU TICK?" AND I TELL THEM, "THE TIMER."'.

Boy

27 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet by Jared Taylor, @RealJarTaylor, on X.com. The tweet states, "Black boys from households that make $700,000 a year go to prison at the same rate as white boys from households that make $36,000 a year." Below this, it adds, "AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BECAUSE OF SYSTEMIC RACISM !! The Left does great research for us." Underneath the text, there is a graph titled "THE UPSHOT: Extensive Data Shows Punishing Reach of Racism for Black Boys," which illustrates the "Share of the men incarcerated on April 1, 2010." The graph plots incarceration rates against parental household income, showing a blue line for "Black men" and a yellow line for "White men." An annotation within the graph reads, "The sons of black families from the top 1 percent had about the same chance of being incarcerated on a given day as the sons of white families earning $36,000." Points on the graph are labeled "Families making $36,000 per year" and "Families in the top 1 percent," indicating a "Same Incarceration rate."

Science

57 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A black and white meme featuring a Wojak character (also known as Feels Guy) with a wormhole-like grid representing spacetime extending from his head. Above him, orange text reads, 'TIME IS AFFECTED BY GRAVITY'. Below him, magenta text reads, 'DISAGREE? SCIENCE IS UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO MAKE SENSE TO YOU'. The signature 'Absolutna Cwelina' is in the bottom right.

self-care

17 views · Blake · 6 months ago

self care for drunk driving

A highway sign shows two diverging paths. The straight path is labeled 'Making responsible life choices'. The right turn is labeled 'Starting a raccoon cult and declaring war on the moon'. Below the sign, a blue car is shown drifting aggressively to the right on a curved road, kicking up smoke. Text at the bottom reads: 'Me proudly calling it 'self-care''. The image includes the text 'imgflip.com' in the bottom left corner.

Offer

55 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A screenshot of an online marketplace interface. The text reads: "Your offer wasn't accepted. Make a new offer?" Below that, the item's "Price" is listed as "US $350.00", the "Previous Offer" as "US $20.00", and the "Message from seller" states: "You should be shot."

Trust

122 views · K!ttyy · 7 months ago

A meme showing the bottom half of Homer Simpson's face, looking disgruntled and squinting, with the text: 'I dont trust bitches cause bitches spelled backwards is sehctib & that dont make no fuckin sense just like u bitches'.

Dwarf

143 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A four-panel image with a caption above it. The caption reads: "Dwarves will turn 127 and make one of these their entire personality". The top left panel shows a pickaxe stuck in a pile of coal. The top right panel shows two wooden tankards overflowing with frothy beer next to a dark bottle. The bottom left panel depicts a strong, bearded dwarf hammering metal on an anvil, surrounded by the glow of a forge. The bottom right panel shows a male and a female elf standing in a forest, with a large red 'X' drawn over them.

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