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♢ Shy Dragon ♢

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

rapboat

The image shows the text "J. Cole? More like GAY Cole." on the left, and a picture of J. Cole holding a microphone with a rainbow flag waving in the background on the right.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Two cartoon dogs are lying in bed. The dog on the left looks tired. The dog on the right is in a restless pose. Text above them reads "Sleeping with your toddler is like sharing your bed with a drunk octopus looking for its car keys." The source @blueydudes is printed at the bottom of the image.

shaylie lol

A close-up of a monkey's face with big eyes and a slight smile. Text overlay says, "WHEN PEOPLE SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND YOU JUST SIT THERE LIKE..."

shaylie lol

The image shows a man in a basketball outfit standing straight against a light gray background. The text above the image says: "When you giving a presentation in class and the teacher has to quiet the class down and you just standing there like."

rapboat

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want to get fucked in the ass
J. COLE "VILLUMINATI"
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MADE WITH THE GENIUS APP
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wantabigtiddygothgf. 41m
"If you wanna get fucked in the ass that's between
you and whoever else's dick it is" don't never
fucking disrespect Cole like this trynna take shit out
of context. Gay ass Nigga stupid bitch delete this
fucking shit post
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Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post by PETA stating: "We'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them." Below the text is an image of Tai Lung, a leopard from Kung Fu Panda, looking shocked or disturbed at a computer screen.

rapboat

Chat is this real??

A tweet by Carti Fans with the handle @NeonCarti that says 'Playboi Carti predicted Covid-19'. The tweet includes a screenshot of text that reads 'In 2020 a flu-like disease that began in Wuhan, China (yuh) will cause a worldwide pandemic and shut down all major events for months (slatt) and cause major economic collapse (buh buh buh)'. Below it says 'PLAYBOI CARTI, "FOREIGN" GENIUS'. The picture features Playboi Carti with a peace sign.

shaylie lol

A picture of two chihuahua dogs with big grins. The smaller one is in a picture-in-picture window. The text above says "On facetime with your BFF like".

TaylorSwiftBoat

The image shows a social media post with three comments. The first comment, from chancetherapper, asks people to spam the comments below with "I LOVE MY WIFE." The second comment from payne_norton, says, "Bro we are making fun of you because your album was fucking terrible you can't embrace the meme." The third comment, from chancetherapper to payne_norton, says, "I LOVE MY WIIIIFE".

Heroin Monkey

*there is a girl on the team
COUNTER
VALORANTO STRIKE
VALORANT
"hi Beauty, wow your voice is so soft, you like
this skin? don't worry, i buy everything you
want"
Vote Paused
Kicking player
COUNTER
STRIKE
You voted: YES

Heroin Monkey

Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
I'm tryna get like you
mama I mean you got
them airbag titties
like hubba hubba
honk honk type shitt
wanna know what it
feels like to carry
around all that
weight you been
carrying around all
your life I mean at
least since you was 14
not that I would've
been into it at that
age I'm just sayin like
you got them
bazooka bubble
breast and I'm tryna
chew on that
experience got me
bricked up fr fr

TaylorSwiftBoat

A tweet saying "Chance the rapper dropped 'The Big Day' And America responded by having 3 straight mass shootings."

rapboat

drakeabitch
@DawiteDaribu
nigga said biggie was fat like being
obese against the law

shaylie lol

A man with a confused or surprised look on his face is wearing headphones in front of a microphone. The text reads: "When you're ugly and someone fine likes you."

shaylie lol

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pam
@pamelaeus
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this is what girls under 5'4 look like
when theyre mad

shaylie lol

A close-up of a green buttock with two bones sticking out of it. The text on top reads, "You ever sit for so long that your butt feels like this."

Heroin Monkey

A man with a mustache and an Old Spice hat says "We go together like cocaine and waffles."

Heroin Monkey

A person's eye is shown. A text overlay says, "I just noticed your avi looks like a frog trying to hold a elevator open."

shaylie lol

A small bird is sitting on a window ledge, looking at the camera with an angry expression. The text above the bird reads: "This bird landed by my window and stared at me like I murdered his whole family."

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