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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Twitter exchange. The first user asks the official Minions account if they used to work for Hitler. The Minions account replies "no silly we only work for villians!"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot from 4chan shows a message that reads: "If white ethnonationalism is so great, then why are 100% white countries like Russia, Moldova, Argentina, Poland and Lithuania such shitholes while USA, the most diverse country, is the worlds leading superpower? Let's face it: diversity is our strength."

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring the text "Don't act like you've never done this!!!" over an image of a dragon seemingly drinking a galaxy.

Heroin Monkey

A map of Italy is shown with a very long boot photoshopped onto the peninsula. The text reads: "why tf y'all say Italy looks like a boot it'd be so long" with a crying-laughing emoji.

Lil’ bro

On official McDonald’s website

A little girl is on a slide next to an advertisement for McDonald's PlayPlaces & Parties. The ad copy reads, "There's no party like a McDonald's party." There is also a button to "Find a PlayPlace".

Face mc shooty

In a scene from the show "Breaking Bad", a man sits and reads a book. The meme text above the image reads: "When the girl ur eating out starts to taste like poison and u realize that's probably how she died."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a social media post where a user shares the tragic news of their 21-year-old nephew's suicide. Another user replies by comparing the situation to the anime "Yu Yu Hakusho." The original poster then criticizes the insensitivity of the response.

Lil’ bro

Spongebob makes a disgusted face. The caption reads, "When you burp and it smells like the food you ate an hour ago."

Nico Di Anglo

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The image shows white text on a black background. The text asks why Percy's grades are not good at school, and the answer is because they are below "C Level." The text then says "Don't like my puns? My apollo-gees <3".

Heroin Monkey

Two individuals wearing camouflage jackets and black balaclavas sit at a table with an Irish flag in the background. Text below reads: "THE IRA FANDOM IS DYING like this post to carbomb a British supermarket."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The meme shows a four-panel grid. The first panel shows a portrait of Mozart. The second panel shows a stick figure sitting at a table with a bowl, saying "He will never be a catboy" in a speech bubble. The third panel contains text that reads: "Less well known, however, is that Mozart liked to imitate a cat. He'd be rehearsing an opera with his singers, when he'd suddenly grow bored and leap over tables and chairs, meowing and turning somersaults. He even". The fourth panel shows a stick figure spitting out its cereal in surprise.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme featuring a couple lying in bed. The woman is thinking that her partner is clueless about her infidelity with his best friend. The man wonders why she tastes like Steve's dick.

Anonymous

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The image is a meme with two contrasting panels. The first panel shows a cartoonish yellow face with thick glasses, accompanied by the text, "Why do yuo lift? I lift because I'm a radpilled Christian schizo lifter and I want to be just like Travis from Taxi Driver." The second panel features a black and white image of a muscular man, known as "Chad", with the text, "So I can carry my Twink boyfriend everywhere."

Anonymous

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The image shows a split panel. The top panel contains the phrases "Stop looking at me like that" and "Stop fucking staring at me." The bottom panel is split between an anime character with tears streaming down their face and a white cat staring intensely at the viewer.

Adolf Nigler

Last light be like:

The image is a cartoon with three different objects labeled with the words "me" and "your mom" to indicate spatial relation. A carrot labeled "me" is sitting on a chair labeled "your mom". An apple labeled "me" is sitting in a box labeled "your mom". A pumpkin labeled "me" is sitting under a bench labeled "your mom". The words "on", "in" and "under" are written under the objects.

MATTIX

The image shows two cars with the following text. "Car manufacturers be like:". The upper car is a stylish, red concept car on a road. Below it is a small, red pedal car on what appears to be a platform.

Adolf Nigler

Fuckin' Donkey

A still from a Gordon Ramsay show with Ramsay looking upset and a red arrow pointing to his head. Above Ramsay, the text reads, "When Grandma asks if you liked the cookies..." Below Ramsay, the text reads, "10 HOURS!"

Lil’ bro

Bros “fire” fit be like

A cat sits on a glass coffee table. The cat is wearing a bright green hooded outfit that makes the cat look like a green Teletubby. The text on the image says "Bros 'fire' fit be like".

Evil Duck Lords Of America

Follow to join me or if you like ducks

The image shows a duck swimming in water. The text "EVIL DUCK" is above the duck. The text "O NOOOOOOOOO!" is below the duck.

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