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Heroin Monkey

A meme template showing two drawn characters side-by-side. On the left is a crying man with glasses labeled "AI WILL STEAL YOUR JOB". On the right is a confident, bearded man labeled "I'D LIKE TO SEE AI SELL CRACK TO MINORS IN LOCKER ROOMS."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of Donald Trump sitting at a table with flags behind him. Overlaid text reads: 'The doctors said they've never seen a body kill the Coronavirus like my body. They tested my DNA, and it wasn't DNA. It was USA.'

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a black wolf and a white wolf wearing striped sleeping caps, facing each other with a large full moon behind them. Below the wolves, text is divided into two sections. The left section says 'one snores like "honk shoo honk shoo."' and the right section says 'the other snores like "hoooooonk mi mi mi."'. The text at the top says 'INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES'.

Heroin Monkey

Two Nintendo Switch consoles are sitting side-by-side on the wire rack inside a lit oven. One console has blue and red Joy-Cons attached, and the other appears to be a Switch Lite or the main console with grey Joy-Cons. The oven interior is visible.

COBSON

A multi-panel meme. The top panel, enclosed in a thought bubble, is a cartoon showing four figures. The first has a trans flag for a head and is smiling. The second is a simple figure with a neutral expression and crossed arms. The third and fourth figures have trans flags for skin/clothing patterns; one is a person in a jacket, the other in a tank top. The third figure is saying "Protect trans kids". The top panel has the text "Tameo" and an unreadable symbol in the corner. Below the thought bubble, the bottom panel shows two figures on the left: a wojak character with glasses and a character with sunglasses and a beard, looking right. On the right, two grotesque, heavily made-up figures are depicted. One has blue hair and is crying with smudged makeup. The other has purple hair, pale cracked skin, and large eyes. The text below the characters on the left says "Why are you looking at my son like that? I'm gonna call the cops."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Twitter thread by user 'ka vinki' (@jkavinsky). The first tweet says 'getting hit by a car kinda fun fr it feels like an action movie when u roll over the hood'. The second tweet is a reply to the first, stating 'driver was crying like she killed me or something relax'. The third tweet is another reply, saying 'nurse asked me to rate the pain 1 to 10 n i said 25 n started screaming i'm getting this morphine one way or another'.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a YouTube video player showing a music video for the song "Rape God" by Eminem. Eminem, dressed in a suit, is visible in the video frame against a colorful, abstract background. Below the video, the title "Eminem - Rape God" and the channel "EminemMusic" with 64.8M subscribers are shown. Below that, the like and dislike counts are visible: 20M likes and 586K dislikes.

DAP ME UP

The Kool-Aid Man as a very muscular bodybuilder with the text "OH YEAH. U LIKE THAT?"

Heroin Monkey

A man looking upset is pictured above a comment that reads: "I have your face on a carpet and I like to strip naked and cover myself in honey and roll around on the carpet until I pee (love your bellybutton)." Text over the man reads: "Bro leave this man alone."

Adolf Nigler

the bear was difficult on this one

The image shows a math equation, 7^(3x+4) = 49^(2x+1), followed by text that says the equation is a sneaky way to write the word "sex" because seven ate nine.

Face mcshooty

A still from a movie with text overlayed on top. The text reads, "Dating in 2025 be like. Me: "Sorry I put it in the wrong hol3." My date: "That's ok. It's the only hol3 I have." The still shows a man who looks sad.

Lil’ bro

An image of SpongeBob wrapped in silver foil with text that says, "This is the diamond SpongeBob. It only appears once in ever 1,000,000 memes. Like this rare meme for luck."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

I like kidnapping cats

A duck points a gun at the viewer.

Face mcshooty

A meme with a still from the TV show "Dexter". The text says: "When someone you don't fw starts yapping so you gotta look at them like this."

YumMan

POV: school shooters be like when they see students running

A GIF showing two hands. The lower hand is partially visible and has three stripes tattooed on its wrist. The index finger is pointed upwards, and a flickering flame emanates from the fingertip. Above, another hand with black fingernails is positioned.

Face mcshooty

A man looking to the side with a slightly annoyed expression, overlaid with text that reads: "When you find bro in a random comment section leaving a comment like 'step on me, mommy' under a goth girl's post. (I wanted to write the same thing)"

Face mcshooty

A black and white cartoon-style drawing shows a woman in a Chinese dress sitting on a man's lap. The text says, "...Like this?" and "Men want this after a 14 hour shift."

Face mcshooty

Shrek is sitting with a serious look on his face, with his hands crossed. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "When u and hb argue, you slowly start pulling back your dihh foreskin like a samurai unsheathing his blade, letting him know he's in danger."

Face mcshooty

A man stands in front of a mirror. The text reads, "I'm like Moonknight but neither of my personalities got game."

Face mcshooty

A basketball player is about to dunk while the caption states: How that one bro feels after leaving you on delivered all day like your one of his side pieces.

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