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blach66 · 3 years ago

Do you like my clash of clans user?

Sacrifice

Anonymous · 2 years ago

In a classical painting style, Jesus is sitting and talking to a group of people. Text overlaid on the image says, "SO I WAS LIKE, 'YO ABRAHAM, YOU SHOULD SACRIFICE YOUR SON.' THEN I WAS LIKE, 'WOAH, I WAS JUST KIDDING, BRO'"

Religion

Wade · 2 years ago

Nacho Jesus

A nacho chip with the face of Jesus on it, highlighted with a golden glow.

baby Jesus

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme showing KSI at the BRIT Awards 2025, with the text "SWEET BABY JESUS" overlaid on the image, accompanied by emojis.

Exclamation

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Keyboard

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A meme shows the text "JESUS DIES. THE 12 APOSTLES:" above a photo of a keyboard, with the function keys F1 through F12 highlighted in a red box.

Math

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image of a painting depicting Jesus and Satan. Satan is whispering "Put the alphabet into math" into Jesus's ear. The text above the image says "And then Satan said:".

French

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A painting of Jesus with a ray of light coming from him towards a woman kneeling before him. The text says: "JESUS. Ray that turns you into French for your sins. Woman crying because she doesn't want to be French."

Jeep

Chriss · 2 years ago

Jesus put the forgis on the jeep

The image shows two separate scenes. The top scene shows an illustration of Jesus with long brown hair and a light pink robe, holding a book and looking to the side. Behind him are blurred figures, suggesting a crowd. The bottom scene features two cartoon characters, one a shirtless man with dark hair and the other a man in a hat and suit, looking shocked next to a black statue of a woman. These scenes are presented as two separate frames within the same image.

Revival

MisterDussel · 3 years ago

Jesus got a revival

The image shows a young man with a bandage over his eyes and tears running down his face, juxtaposed with a picture of Jesus behind him. The text on the image reads: "1,000 Blind People See For The First Time MrBeast".

Sex

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.

Homework

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

frfr

The image shows a split panel of a white-haired anime character. In the top panel, his face is contorted in frustration, and the text says "WHEN YOU WANNA DO YOUR HW." The bottom panel shows the same character looking downcast with the text "BUT JESUS SAYS NO."

Human

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot from ChatGPT showing a list titled "Top 10 Greatest Humans of All Time." The list begins with "1. Jesus Christ," followed by bullet points noting his impact on history, the billions who follow his teachings, and his symbolism of love, forgiveness, and sacrifice. The list continues with "2. LeBron James."

Alligator

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A surreal digital painting depicts a massive alligator mid-air, holding a basketball as if to dunk it into a hoop on the left. Behind the alligator is a large, fiery explosion. To the right, Jesus Christ stands with his arms slightly raised, observing the scene. Below the alligator, a muscular man with long, dark hair is screaming and looking upwards. Several seagulls fly around the basketball hoop and the alligator.

God

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a question "What's up with Gods holding their right hand up?" above four pictures. The first picture shows Jesus with his right hand raised. The second picture shows Shiva with his right hand raised. The third picture shows Robbie Rotten with his right hand raised, and the last picture shows Buddha with his right hand raised.

Shitpost

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

The image is a split meme. On the left, there is a red devil saying, "My child will make original shitposts." On the right, there is an image of Jesus and a mobile phone.

Valentine

αmy · 2 years ago

will someone be my valentine

The image is a light pink background with the text "valentine, ur as cool as nick from jimmy neutron". Below this text on the left is a stick figure with the text "*swoon*" next to it, and below that is the text "jesus take the wheel". On the right side of the image is a cartoon image of Nick from "Jimmy Neutron".

Dhar mann

Anonymous · 1 year ago

When did Dhar mann joined organization 13???

A YouTube screenshot. The top half shows a video thumbnail titled "BULLIED NERD NEW MAKEOVER SHOCKS SCHOOL" featuring a young man with glasses, a bow tie, and red blotches on his face. Below the title, the creator "Dhar Mann" is visible. The bottom half displays the video's description, specifically a cast list. Listed are character roles and their actors, such as "Noah - Jimmy Pierce" and "Friend 4 - Casey Roxas". Overlaid on the bottom right of the screenshot is an image of the character Roxas from the Kingdom Hearts video game series, wearing a black coat and holding two Keyblades. An arrow points from Roxas to the text "Friend 4 - Casey Roxas" in the cast list.

Child

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A split image. On the left, a cartoon devil says "MY CHILD WILL comply and allow their house to be searched." On the right is a photo of Jesus, and below him is a doorknob with a grenade attached.

Mona Lisa

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A digital art piece shows the Mona Lisa sitting on a black leather couch with 5 Jesus statues behind her.

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