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Wade

Nacho Jesus

A nacho chip with the face of Jesus on it, highlighted with a golden glow.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows an anime girl, Misha, sitting on the floor with prosthetic legs. A dialogue box above her says, "Oh! Sorry, that was my fault." Below it, another box says, "JESUS CHRIST, DID YOUR MOM GIVE BIRTH ON A MINE FIELD?" Another text box at the bottom says, "Misha: "Wahahatch where you're going~!"

Heroin Monkey

A meme shows the text "JESUS DIES. THE 12 APOSTLES:" above a photo of a keyboard, with the function keys F1 through F12 highlighted in a red box.

Heroin Monkey

An image of a painting depicting Jesus and Satan. Satan is whispering "Put the alphabet into math" into Jesus's ear. The text above the image says "And then Satan said:".

Heroin Monkey

A meme showing KSI at the BRIT Awards 2025, with the text "SWEET BABY JESUS" overlaid on the image, accompanied by emojis.

Chriss

Jesus put the forgis on the jeep

The image shows two separate scenes. The top scene shows an illustration of Jesus with long brown hair and a light pink robe, holding a book and looking to the side. Behind him are blurred figures, suggesting a crowd. The bottom scene features two cartoon characters, one a shirtless man with dark hair and the other a man in a hat and suit, looking shocked next to a black statue of a woman. These scenes are presented as two separate frames within the same image.

MisterDussel

Jesus got a revival

The image shows a young man with a bandage over his eyes and tears running down his face, juxtaposed with a picture of Jesus behind him. The text on the image reads: "1,000 Blind People See For The First Time MrBeast".

Anonymous

A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.

KatsukiBakugouSimp

frfr

The image shows a split panel of a white-haired anime character. In the top panel, his face is contorted in frustration, and the text says "WHEN YOU WANNA DO YOUR HW." The bottom panel shows the same character looking downcast with the text "BUT JESUS SAYS NO."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a question "What's up with Gods holding their right hand up?" above four pictures. The first picture shows Jesus with his right hand raised. The second picture shows Shiva with his right hand raised. The third picture shows Robbie Rotten with his right hand raised, and the last picture shows Buddha with his right hand raised.

Heroin Monkey

A painting of Jesus with a ray of light coming from him towards a woman kneeling before him. The text says: "JESUS. Ray that turns you into French for your sins. Woman crying because she doesn't want to be French."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The image is a split meme. On the left, there is a red devil saying, "My child will make original shitposts." On the right, there is an image of Jesus and a mobile phone.

αmy

will someone be my valentine

The image is a light pink background with the text "valentine, ur as cool as nick from jimmy neutron". Below this text on the left is a stick figure with the text "*swoon*" next to it, and below that is the text "jesus take the wheel". On the right side of the image is a cartoon image of Nick from "Jimmy Neutron".

Heroin Monkey

A digital art piece shows the Mona Lisa sitting on a black leather couch with 5 Jesus statues behind her.

Heroin Monkey

A painting of Jesus with his arms outstretched. In the middle of the picture there are two drawings of characters, one of Satan as Soyjak and one of Jesus as Chad. The text reads, "As you can see, Satan, I portrayed you as Soyjak and me as Chad. You and your legions have been defeated once again. L+cope+seethe+touch light."

A-non-o-moose

A cartoon image of Jesus Christ dribbling a basketball. Text above him says "repost if jesus ballin".

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

Digitally rendered image of Jesus dribbling a basketball with the text "repost if jesus ballin" above him.

Heroin Monkey

A split image. On the left, a cartoon devil says "MY CHILD WILL comply and allow their house to be searched." On the right is a photo of Jesus, and below him is a doorknob with a grenade attached.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet that says "What was I cooking last night" above an image of a note in iCloud that says "Gay last supper". The note contains the following three lines: "John: omg ur body is tea", "Peter: we are eatinggggg" and "Judas: i am going to kill Jesus".

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