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Sacrifice

1 year ago
In a classical painting style, Jesus is sitting and talking to a group of people. Text overlaid on the image says, "SO I WAS LIKE, 'YO ABRAHAM, YOU SHOULD SACRIFICE YOUR SON.' THEN I WAS LIKE, 'WOAH, I WAS JUST KIDDING, BRO'"
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  • Religion

    2 years ago

    Nacho Jesus

    A nacho chip with the face of Jesus on it, highlighted with a golden glow.
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  • Keyboard

    1 year ago
    A meme shows the text "JESUS DIES. THE 12 APOSTLES:" above a photo of a keyboard, with the function keys F1 through F12 highlighted in a red box.
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  • Fault

    1 year ago
    The image shows an anime girl, Misha, sitting on the floor with prosthetic legs. A dialogue box above her says, "Oh! Sorry, that was my fault." Below it, another box says, "JESUS CHRIST, DID YOUR MOM GIVE BIRTH ON A MINE FIELD?" Another text box at the bottom says, "Misha: "Wahahatch where you're going~!"
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  • Math

    1 year ago
    An image of a painting depicting Jesus and Satan. Satan is whispering "Put the alphabet into math" into Jesus's ear. The text above the image says "And then Satan said:".
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  • French

    1 year ago
    A painting of Jesus with a ray of light coming from him towards a woman kneeling before him. The text says: "JESUS. Ray that turns you into French for your sins. Woman crying because she doesn't want to be French."
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  • baby Jesus

    9 months ago
    A meme showing KSI at the BRIT Awards 2025, with the text "SWEET BABY JESUS" overlaid on the image, accompanied by emojis.
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    Exclamation

    9 months ago
    The image shows a bear avatar named Explain Bear. Explain Bear says that KSI is a famous YouTuber and that "SWEET BABY JESUS" is just an exclamation, similar to "Oh my God!" Explain Bear adds that the author of the post has no bitches.
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  • Revival

    2 years ago

    Jesus got a revival

    The image shows a young man with a bandage over his eyes and tears running down his face, juxtaposed with a picture of Jesus behind him. The text on the image reads: "1,000 Blind People See For The First Time MrBeast".
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  • Jeep

    2 years ago

    Jesus put the forgis on the jeep

    The image shows two separate scenes. The top scene shows an illustration of Jesus with long brown hair and a light pink robe, holding a book and looking to the side. Behind him are blurred figures, suggesting a crowd. The bottom scene features two cartoon characters, one a shirtless man with dark hair and the other a man in a hat and suit, looking shocked next to a black statue of a woman. These scenes are presented as two separate frames within the same image.
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  • Sex

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.
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  • Homework

    3 years ago

    frfr

    The image shows a split panel of a white-haired anime character. In the top panel, his face is contorted in frustration, and the text says "WHEN YOU WANNA DO YOUR HW." The bottom panel shows the same character looking downcast with the text "BUT JESUS SAYS NO."
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  • Human

    8 months ago
    A screenshot from ChatGPT showing a list titled "Top 10 Greatest Humans of All Time." The list begins with "1. Jesus Christ," followed by bullet points noting his impact on history, the billions who follow his teachings, and his symbolism of love, forgiveness, and sacrifice. The list continues with "2. LeBron James."
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  • God

    1 year ago
    The image shows a question "What's up with Gods holding their right hand up?" above four pictures. The first picture shows Jesus with his right hand raised. The second picture shows Shiva with his right hand raised. The third picture shows Robbie Rotten with his right hand raised, and the last picture shows Buddha with his right hand raised.
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    Shitpost

    10 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    The image is a split meme. On the left, there is a red devil saying, "My child will make original shitposts." On the right, there is an image of Jesus and a mobile phone.
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  • Valentine

    1 year ago

    will someone be my valentine

    The image is a light pink background with the text "valentine, ur as cool as nick from jimmy neutron". Below this text on the left is a stick figure with the text "*swoon*" next to it, and below that is the text "jesus take the wheel". On the right side of the image is a cartoon image of Nick from "Jimmy Neutron".
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    Dhar mann

    5 months ago

    When did Dhar mann joined organization 13???

    A YouTube screenshot. The top half shows a video thumbnail titled "BULLIED NERD NEW MAKEOVER SHOCKS SCHOOL" featuring a young man with glasses, a bow tie, and red blotches on his face. Below the title, the creator "Dhar Mann" is visible. The bottom half displays the video's description, specifically a cast list. Listed are character roles and their actors, such as "Noah - Jimmy Pierce" and "Friend 4 - Casey Roxas". Overlaid on the bottom right of the screenshot is an image of the character Roxas from the Kingdom Hearts video game series, wearing a black coat and holding two Keyblades. An arrow points from Roxas to the text "Friend 4 - Casey Roxas" in the cast list.
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  • Alligator

    5 months ago
    A surreal digital painting depicts a massive alligator mid-air, holding a basketball as if to dunk it into a hoop on the left. Behind the alligator is a large, fiery explosion. To the right, Jesus Christ stands with his arms slightly raised, observing the scene. Below the alligator, a muscular man with long, dark hair is screaming and looking upwards. Several seagulls fly around the basketball hoop and the alligator.
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  • Basketball

    1 year ago
    A cartoon image of Jesus Christ dribbling a basketball. Text above him says "repost if jesus ballin".
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  • Repost

    1 year ago
    Digitally rendered image of Jesus dribbling a basketball with the text "repost if jesus ballin" above him.
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