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jesus

A painting of Jesus with a modern fade haircut and beard, set against a backdrop of soft lighting and a halo.

Heroin Monkey

A split image. On the left, a cartoon devil says "MY CHILD WILL comply and allow their house to be searched." On the right is a photo of Jesus, and below him is a doorknob with a grenade attached.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A meme showing KSI at the BRIT Awards 2025, with the text "SWEET BABY JESUS" overlaid on the image, accompanied by emojis.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet that says "What was I cooking last night" above an image of a note in iCloud that says "Gay last supper". The note contains the following three lines: "John: omg ur body is tea", "Peter: we are eatinggggg" and "Judas: i am going to kill Jesus".

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The image is a split meme. On the left, there is a red devil saying, "My child will make original shitposts." On the right, there is an image of Jesus and a mobile phone.

A Star Wars Fan

A digitally altered image shows a scene from Star Wars with Kylo Ren holding a red lightsaber. Opposite him is an anime-style depiction of Jesus with long brown hair and a white robe, wielding a green lightsaber in the shape of a cross.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Jesus with rays of light pointing at a crying teenager. The text on the image reads: "emo bands", "lyrics about how hard life is" and "13 yr olds on vacation with their parents".

Anonymous

In a classical painting style, Jesus is sitting and talking to a group of people. Text overlaid on the image says, "SO I WAS LIKE, 'YO ABRAHAM, YOU SHOULD SACRIFICE YOUR SON.' THEN I WAS LIKE, 'WOAH, I WAS JUST KIDDING, BRO'"

DaRey1Cray

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

Digitally rendered image of Jesus dribbling a basketball with the text "repost if jesus ballin" above him.

A-non-o-moose

A cartoon image of Jesus Christ dribbling a basketball. Text above him says "repost if jesus ballin".

Anonymous

A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.

Anonymous

Doing Gods work wad

Deadpool holding a baby wrapped in a white cloth with a speech bubble stating, "I got him! I saved black baby Jesus!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows an anime girl, Misha, sitting on the floor with prosthetic legs. A dialogue box above her says, "Oh! Sorry, that was my fault." Below it, another box says, "JESUS CHRIST, DID YOUR MOM GIVE BIRTH ON A MINE FIELD?" Another text box at the bottom says, "Misha: "Wahahatch where you're going~!"

Heroin Monkey

A meme shows the text "JESUS DIES. THE 12 APOSTLES:" above a photo of a keyboard, with the function keys F1 through F12 highlighted in a red box.

Jesus Christ

The image shows a cartoon of Jesus floating on clouds with the text 'You are all disappointments'. The background is black with a yellow moon behind Jesus and some star-like shapes.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a split panel featuring two figures. On the left is a depiction of Jesus with a halo, and the text “Stop asking for automatic rifles and goth girls.” On the right is a Wojak character looking upset and the text “please J-man”.

Heroin Monkey

A painting of Jesus with his arms outstretched. In the middle of the picture there are two drawings of characters, one of Satan as Soyjak and one of Jesus as Chad. The text reads, "As you can see, Satan, I portrayed you as Soyjak and me as Chad. You and your legions have been defeated once again. L+cope+seethe+touch light."

αmy

will someone be my valentine

The image is a light pink background with the text "valentine, ur as cool as nick from jimmy neutron". Below this text on the left is a stick figure with the text "*swoon*" next to it, and below that is the text "jesus take the wheel". On the right side of the image is a cartoon image of Nick from "Jimmy Neutron".

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