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Apartment

💫ຟill໐ຟ💫 · 19 days ago

Some man in 2035

A four-panel black and white comic where a man visits a fortune teller. In the first panel, a horse-drawn wagon labelled 'FORTUNE TELLING' is shown with the text 'I SEE A SMALL APARTMENT...'. In the second panel, the teller looks into a crystal ball and says 'I SEE YOU... ...ALONE...'. In the third panel, the teller continues 'AND A LOT EMO BOYS'. In the fourth panel, the teller looks shocked, saying 'JESUS THAT'S A LOT OF EMO BOYS' as the man sweats nervously.

Freedom

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme showing two figures arm-wrestling. On the left is a muscular, reddish, almost demonic-looking figure, surrounded by various national flags including the US, UK, Japan, Taiwan, Mexico, Italy, and a rainbow flag. On the right is a figure resembling Jesus, wearing a white robe, surrounded by flags including China, North Korea, Russia, Iran, Cuba, Vietnam, Hungary, and Switzerland. Above the figures, the text reads "Stand with Freedom". Below them, it reads "the choice is yours". The surrounding post expresses confusion about the political stance of the image due to the contradictory flag placements.

Alligator

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A surreal digital painting depicts a massive alligator mid-air, holding a basketball as if to dunk it into a hoop on the left. Behind the alligator is a large, fiery explosion. To the right, Jesus Christ stands with his arms slightly raised, observing the scene. Below the alligator, a muscular man with long, dark hair is screaming and looking upwards. Several seagulls fly around the basketball hoop and the alligator.

Dhar mann

Anonymous · 1 year ago

When did Dhar mann joined organization 13???

A YouTube screenshot. The top half shows a video thumbnail titled "BULLIED NERD NEW MAKEOVER SHOCKS SCHOOL" featuring a young man with glasses, a bow tie, and red blotches on his face. Below the title, the creator "Dhar Mann" is visible. The bottom half displays the video's description, specifically a cast list. Listed are character roles and their actors, such as "Noah - Jimmy Pierce" and "Friend 4 - Casey Roxas". Overlaid on the bottom right of the screenshot is an image of the character Roxas from the Kingdom Hearts video game series, wearing a black coat and holding two Keyblades. An arrow points from Roxas to the text "Friend 4 - Casey Roxas" in the cast list.

Human

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot from ChatGPT showing a list titled "Top 10 Greatest Humans of All Time." The list begins with "1. Jesus Christ," followed by bullet points noting his impact on history, the billions who follow his teachings, and his symbolism of love, forgiveness, and sacrifice. The list continues with "2. LeBron James."

Haircut

geekfreak · 1 year ago

jesus

A painting of Jesus with a modern fade haircut and beard, set against a backdrop of soft lighting and a halo.

Child

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A split image. On the left, a cartoon devil says "MY CHILD WILL comply and allow their house to be searched." On the right is a photo of Jesus, and below him is a doorknob with a grenade attached.

Exclamation

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

baby Jesus

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme showing KSI at the BRIT Awards 2025, with the text "SWEET BABY JESUS" overlaid on the image, accompanied by emojis.

Body

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet that says "What was I cooking last night" above an image of a note in iCloud that says "Gay last supper". The note contains the following three lines: "John: omg ur body is tea", "Peter: we are eatinggggg" and "Judas: i am going to kill Jesus".

Child

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme contrasts an image of a devil saying, "MY CHILD WILL not email a 9 petabyte zip bomb to a fox news journalist," with an image of Jesus next to an email that reads, "This file contains a lot of photos and videos from teachers on my school showing LGBTQ propaganda."

Shitpost

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

The image is a split meme. On the left, there is a red devil saying, "My child will make original shitposts." On the right, there is an image of Jesus and a mobile phone.

Lightsaber

Swf · 1 year ago

A digitally altered image shows a scene from Star Wars with Kylo Ren holding a red lightsaber. Opposite him is an anime-style depiction of Jesus with long brown hair and a white robe, wielding a green lightsaber in the shape of a cross.

Lyric

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows Jesus with rays of light pointing at a crying teenager. The text on the image reads: "emo bands", "lyrics about how hard life is" and "13 yr olds on vacation with their parents".

Sacrifice

Anonymous · 2 years ago

In a classical painting style, Jesus is sitting and talking to a group of people. Text overlaid on the image says, "SO I WAS LIKE, 'YO ABRAHAM, YOU SHOULD SACRIFICE YOUR SON.' THEN I WAS LIKE, 'WOAH, I WAS JUST KIDDING, BRO'"

Search result

R3Y · 2 years ago

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

Repost

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️ · 2 years ago

Digitally rendered image of Jesus dribbling a basketball with the text "repost if jesus ballin" above him.

Basketball

Lil’ bro · 2 years ago

A cartoon image of Jesus Christ dribbling a basketball. Text above him says "repost if jesus ballin".

Sex

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.

Deadpool

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Doing Gods work wad

Deadpool holding a baby wrapped in a white cloth with a speech bubble stating, "I got him! I saved black baby Jesus!"

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