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Freedom

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
  • A meme showing two figures arm-wrestling. On the left is a muscular, reddish, almost demonic-looking figure, surrounded by various national flags including the US, UK, Japan, Taiwan, Mexico, Italy, and a rainbow flag. On the right is a figure resembling Jesus, wearing a white robe, surrounded by flags including China, North Korea, Russia, Iran, Cuba, Vietnam, Hungary, and Switzerland. Above the figures, the text reads "Stand with Freedom". Below them, it reads "the choice is yours". The surrounding post expresses confusion about the political stance of the image due to the contradictory flag placements.
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  • Alligator

    Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
  • A surreal digital painting depicts a massive alligator mid-air, holding a basketball as if to dunk it into a hoop on the left. Behind the alligator is a large, fiery explosion. To the right, Jesus Christ stands with his arms slightly raised, observing the scene. Below the alligator, a muscular man with long, dark hair is screaming and looking upwards. Several seagulls fly around the basketball hoop and the alligator.
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    Dhar mann

    Anonymous · 11 months ago
  • When did Dhar mann joined organization 13???

    A YouTube screenshot. The top half shows a video thumbnail titled "BULLIED NERD NEW MAKEOVER SHOCKS SCHOOL" featuring a young man with glasses, a bow tie, and red blotches on his face. Below the title, the creator "Dhar Mann" is visible. The bottom half displays the video's description, specifically a cast list. Listed are character roles and their actors, such as "Noah - Jimmy Pierce" and "Friend 4 - Casey Roxas". Overlaid on the bottom right of the screenshot is an image of the character Roxas from the Kingdom Hearts video game series, wearing a black coat and holding two Keyblades. An arrow points from Roxas to the text "Friend 4 - Casey Roxas" in the cast list.
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  • Human

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot from ChatGPT showing a list titled "Top 10 Greatest Humans of All Time." The list begins with "1. Jesus Christ," followed by bullet points noting his impact on history, the billions who follow his teachings, and his symbolism of love, forgiveness, and sacrifice. The list continues with "2. LeBron James."
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  • Haircut

    geekfreak · 1 year ago
  • jesus

    A painting of Jesus with a modern fade haircut and beard, set against a backdrop of soft lighting and a halo.
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  • Child

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A split image. On the left, a cartoon devil says "MY CHILD WILL comply and allow their house to be searched." On the right is a photo of Jesus, and below him is a doorknob with a grenade attached.
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  • Exclamation

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a bear avatar named Explain Bear. Explain Bear says that KSI is a famous YouTuber and that "SWEET BABY JESUS" is just an exclamation, similar to "Oh my God!" Explain Bear adds that the author of the post has no bitches.
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  • baby Jesus

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A meme showing KSI at the BRIT Awards 2025, with the text "SWEET BABY JESUS" overlaid on the image, accompanied by emojis.
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  • Body

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet that says "What was I cooking last night" above an image of a note in iCloud that says "Gay last supper". The note contains the following three lines: "John: omg ur body is tea", "Peter: we are eatinggggg" and "Judas: i am going to kill Jesus".
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    Shitpost

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • Shitpost-master general

    The image is a split meme. On the left, there is a red devil saying, "My child will make original shitposts." On the right, there is an image of Jesus and a mobile phone.
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  • Lightsaber

    Swf · 1 year ago
  • A digitally altered image shows a scene from Star Wars with Kylo Ren holding a red lightsaber. Opposite him is an anime-style depiction of Jesus with long brown hair and a white robe, wielding a green lightsaber in the shape of a cross.
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  • Lyric

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows Jesus with rays of light pointing at a crying teenager. The text on the image reads: "emo bands", "lyrics about how hard life is" and "13 yr olds on vacation with their parents".
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  • Sacrifice

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • In a classical painting style, Jesus is sitting and talking to a group of people. Text overlaid on the image says, "SO I WAS LIKE, 'YO ABRAHAM, YOU SHOULD SACRIFICE YOUR SON.' THEN I WAS LIKE, 'WOAH, I WAS JUST KIDDING, BRO'"
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  • Search result

    R3Y · 2 years ago
  • I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

    A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.
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  • Repost

    Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️ · 2 years ago
  • Digitally rendered image of Jesus dribbling a basketball with the text "repost if jesus ballin" above him.
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  • Basketball

    A-non-o-moose · 2 years ago
  • A cartoon image of Jesus Christ dribbling a basketball. Text above him says "repost if jesus ballin".
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  • Sex

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.
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    Deadpool

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Doing Gods work wad

    Deadpool holding a baby wrapped in a white cloth with a speech bubble stating, "I got him! I saved black baby Jesus!"
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  • Fault

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows an anime girl, Misha, sitting on the floor with prosthetic legs. A dialogue box above her says, "Oh! Sorry, that was my fault." Below it, another box says, "JESUS CHRIST, DID YOUR MOM GIVE BIRTH ON A MINE FIELD?" Another text box at the bottom says, "Misha: "Wahahatch where you're going~!"
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  • Keyboard

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A meme shows the text "JESUS DIES. THE 12 APOSTLES:" above a photo of a keyboard, with the function keys F1 through F12 highlighted in a red box.
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