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Wade

A message exchange shows the text 'I threw up in the toilet'. The second message says 'You ok?'. In response to that message, there is an image of the movie 'Up' inside of a toilet bowl. The last message says 'You're getting blocked if you keep that up'.

Smexy Baka

idk

The image shows a blurred cartoon of Mr. Krabs, a red crab character from Spongebob Squarepants, looking panicked and stressed. The text above him says, "Me: when I do a presatation in front of my class".

KatsukiBakugouSimp

.l.

The image shows a split screen. The top half features a group of three Teletubbies standing closely together. The bottom half shows three people wearing similar costumes to the Teletubbies. The text "I found them" appears above the Teletubbies and "in real life" below the people.

Mr. CheezFartz

I like mine's extra cheesy!

A grilled cheese sandwich with the face of Obama. The text on the image reads: "Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich".

LazyBoiiii

A split image showing two different Woody faces from Toy Story. On the left is Woody with a sinister smile and the right is Woody engulfed in flames. Above the images is a Google search bar with the term "nuke" and the "Shopping" tab highlighted.

stillwaiting..

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message reads: "It's all good sweetheart, you don't have to worry about me." The response asks: "Sweetheart?" Then a message reads: "Is it okay if I call you that?" The answer is: "You can call me anything you like." The final message says: "Okay Optimus Prime."

King bob

I am at school

The image shows a pixel-art illustration of a rifle in the center. Above and below the rifle are up and down arrows respectively.

Cocel 😮💨

The image shows three panels. The top left panel is a close-up of a gift wrapped in festive paper. The top right panel shows a cardboard box with a small, rectangular item inside. The bottom panel is a close-up of a cartoon image of two fish, one handing the other a small box. The text reads: "I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box."

原田

The image shows text that says "My friends: Stop your algebra jokes, we don't get 'em. Me: I don't care about your" followed by an onion, a slice of it removed and replaced by the pi symbol (π).

Caitlyn 🐈🦋

Perfect 😂🤣

A raccoon is shown with its paws together and a mischievous grin. The text on the image reads: "HOW I FEEL WHEN I WRITE A PLOT TWIST."

Adolf Nigler

What I do on most afternoons.

The image shows three logos side by side. On the left is the board game Clue, in the center is the fast food restaurant Clucks Nashville Hot Chicken, and on the right is the character Barbarian from the mobile game Clash of Clans.

✨Jassy✨

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message says, "Come on, I wasn't THAT drunk was I?" The other says, "Dude, in WalMart when the intercom thing came on you dropped to your knees and screamed, 'THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!'" The first person then replies, "...Awesome"

Kai :)

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Heroin Monkey

A young man with blond hair is smiling at the camera. The text above him reads: "How I look at my cab driver after my luggage starts screaming for help."

M3ME G0D

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'

Anonymous

yeah this is true very

A white cat is sitting in a chair with its paw on a computer cable. The text on the image says "GET THE TREATS OR I PULL THE PLUG."

KatsukiBakugouSimp

relations-

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two different portraits of the same anime character, Toya. On the left, he is smiling with bright red hair and a friendly expression. On the right, he has black hair, a scarred face, and a more menacing look. Above the two portraits, the text says: "Toya went from, 'I bring her home by 8:00 sir!' To 'Your daughter calls me daddy too.'"

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this for all the creeps

A man looks at the camera. The image has the text: "I DON'T ALWAYS FORCE MY IDEAS DOWN PEOPLES THROATS. BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ARE UNDERAGE GIRLS."

stillwaiting..

A phone screen shows a text message conversation with the last message reading "My boyfriend", followed by two images of Kermit the frog. The first image is Kermit looking at a phone with a shocked expression. The second image is Kermit laying on the floor and having his chest compressed.

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