I Memes - Page 77 - Worst Jokes Ever

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

I collect STDs like Pokémon cards

A cartoonish character with black hair, black ears, and a black tail with a fin, wearing red underwear with white hearts all over it. The character is smiling and has its arms akimbo.

Four cartoon cats are depicted with descriptions of their character. The first cat is a black cat labelled "problem clan" and described as wanting to be cool, being sneaky, and always ending up with villains. The second cat is a beige cat labeled "I am speed" and described as being small, saying "get off my land," and thinking it is better than you. The third cat is a light blue cat labeled "swimmy" and described as starting a fight over some rocks, eating fish and forgetting who some people are. The last cat is an orange cat labeled "protagonist" and described as doing no wrong, being involved in everything, and related to everyone.

OR THIS

A man with a black headband showing an anime symbol poses with several anime figures and a boxed anime character.

Wubba lubba dub dub!!

A text message that says "I am in great pain, please help me" with the reply "Wubbalubbadubdub".

Don't tell me different methods of preparation are the same ever again.

The image shows two different cars. The top car has a white frame and is associated with a disgusted looking cartoon fish, ketchup, tomatoes, spaghetti, and pizza. Above this image are the words, "This is Trash". The bottom car has a red frame and is associated with two pixelated chicken thighs and the same cartoon fish looking content. Above this is the phrase, "But I like this."

OOp -_- fr

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person asks, "What are you doing?" The other replies, "Laying in bed." The first person asks, "Just laying in bed, nothing else?;)" The other replies, "I'm drinking wine." The first person asks, "What would you do if I was in bed next to you?" The other replies, "Drink my wine." The first person says, "LOL, I mean if the wine wasn't there!" The other replies, "Go buy wine."

A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

A selfie of a person with their eyes closed and mouth open, sticking out their tongue. Text overlay: "I'm so glad you're in my life. I just wanted to kill you first."

Me when i see the huzz

A man with dark hair and fair skin with an open mouth is staring forward. The man appears surprised.

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.

Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw

A cute panda peeks out from the bottom of the screen with a wave, set against a black background with a crescent moon and some stars. The text reads, "You don't know my password."

i just realized my birthday is the same day i was born

The image shows a white skull with a shattered top and a mushroom cloud rising from within.

Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂

A screenshot of a chat with Cleverbot. The conversation goes like this: It's okay, most people do feel like they're mean sometimes, even if they're not. Well good night! It's 2:40 pm. Here it is 11:17. I need filter when I speak, because I can be unintentionally rude sometimes. I'm just too honest. That's fked. How do I know who is you and who is me?

Hey ChatGPT, write something like, Sorry Derek, I can’t come to your party.

The image text says: "No one wants to come to your birthday party you ungrateful little shi-"

Stonks

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a picture of Winnie-the-Pooh with a slightly displeased expression with a text next to it reading 'I bought 100 shares of stock'. The lower panel shows the 'Stonks' character looking very satisfied with a text beside it reading 'I boght 8999 sharrs of stonk.'

Gonna get a lil weird, gonna get a lil wild

A cartoon character with blonde hair and a pink headband has a panda face superimposed over her face with the text: I AIN'T FROM ROUND THERE. I'M FROM THE BOREDPANDA.

I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!

The image is a promotional poster for the show "Bubble Guppies" featuring six animated characters. There are five main characters with various hair and skin colors and a small dog. The text on the poster reads "Bubble Guppies" in a bubbly font.

I am on a diet

A chubby boy with a blue tank top flexing his biceps. The text on the image reads "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT."

OMG I DID NOT MEAN TOO

The image shows a close-up view from below the chin of a person with long, curly brown hair and a plaid shirt. The camera appears to be angled upwards from below the face, and a neutral gray background fills the upper two-thirds of the frame. A tiny portion of a text in white on dark background is visible in the bottom right corner of the image with "LOVE YOURSELF!" written.