New I Memes - Page 74 - Worst Jokes Ever

lol again

The image shows a bunch of red roses and an image of the covid virus. The text on the image reads: "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"

lol

The image shows two CDs, each next to each other like eyes on a face. Above, the text says, "I have a bunch of old albums. Would you like 2 CDs? - yeah sure" and below the text says, "To see Deez Nuts!"

My mom after she has had enough of us

The image shows a man in a suit with text overlayed that reads, "Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol."

The type of society we live in

A picture of a child with a bowl cut wearing a green sweater with a teddy bear attached. The text says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

OMG I DID NOT MEAN TOO

The image shows a close-up view from below the chin of a person with long, curly brown hair and a plaid shirt. The camera appears to be angled upwards from below the face, and a neutral gray background fills the upper two-thirds of the frame. A tiny portion of a text in white on dark background is visible in the bottom right corner of the image with "LOVE YOURSELF!" written.

Full body reveal (I just relized how much my camera sucks 😬)

A person is standing in the middle of a room. The person is wearing glasses, a gray t-shirt, and gray sweatpants. The person is looking to the left. The person has their hands in their pockets. The background shows the living room.

I DYED MY HAIR IN THIS PIC

A person with medium-length brown hair is taking a mirror selfie in a public bathroom with white walls and a gray tiled floor. They are wearing a dark jacket or coat and are holding a phone in their right hand. The person's face is partially covered by their phone.

My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.

A man with a surprised expression has his finger in front of his lips, as if telling someone to be quiet. The text says "WHEN YOU SLAP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER AND HE STARTS TO CRY."

I saw her face and said "Awoop Jump Scare"!!!!

A person with dark circles under the eyes and a wide, creepy smile. The text "MY FACE" is at the top of the image and "AFTER A 48 HOUR SHIFT" is at the bottom. The image has a watermark "nursebuff.com".

Me every day

A picture of the Kermit the Frog puppet sitting on white sheets. The text overlay says "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8.05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

VICTORY ROYALE POKÉMON CARD BE LIKE

A Pokemon card featuring Doodlebob, the white drawing from Spongebob, who is standing with a pencil above Spongebob and Patrick who seem to be knocked out. The text on the card reads "DOODLEBOB LV.9999999999 200 HP STAGE 2 Victory Royale! hahahahahah 150 I hit U meme on u 200 chickennugget weakness +40 resistance -40 fake card".

MU’S BEST FRIEND

DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!

A hand holds up a custom Doge Pokémon card. The text on the card includes “Such Pokimans,” “Much Atak, Wow,” “Such Takedown,” and “Much triple kick”. Text above and below the card says: “I will never lose again.”

TechPriestGotDrip

Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore

A silver toaster is floating in space with a galaxy background. Text is written over the image: "New waterproof toaster."

TechPriestGotDrip

Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out

A picture of a bed with a splattered mess and a plate with toaster strudels. The text above the image reads: "I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story."

TechPriestGotDrip

We must send upvotes immediately

A toaster with a slice of bread inside. The bread has an upvote arrow on it. The text reads: "When I see a meme with no upvotes:".

VICTORY ROYALE IN SPONGEBOB

A digital image of a trading card with Doodlebob from Spongebob Squarepants. He is in a scene of a battle and has the text "Victory Royale!" The card says "DOODLEBOB LV.9999999999 200 HP" and has different moves like "hahahahahah" and "meme on u".

TechPriestGotDrip

Or Holy Oils work

A picture shows a mechanical figure in a red hood holding a staff with a gear on top. The text on the image reads: "When you fixed a minor error on your computer by googling it. I hold the secrets of the machine spirit."

TechPriestGotDrip

I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".

TechPriestGotDrip

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

TechPriestGotDrip

Holy Omnissiah indeed

The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a person asks a large, muscular figure in red armor, "Wow! How did you get like that?" The second panel shows the same figure, with a text bubble saying, "Every time Adeptus Mechanicus posts a toaster meme." The third panel shows the muscular figure saying, "I do one push-up." The final panel shows the person from the first panel with wide eyes and the text, "Holy Omnissiah."