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Head Memes

Heroin Monkey

A picture shows a person's face morphed into the head of the cartoon character Squidward. The username @realbartolozzi is visible. The person's lower body is also visible.

TaylorSwiftBoat

MF DOOM FOR THE WIN!!!!

Raptor

Le start of a wonderful relationship!!!!!

The image is a comic strip with eight panels showing the steps of a disastrous date. The first panel shows a girl with blond hair happily looking at her phone. The text above says, "step 1: get a date with a hot guy." The second panel shows the girl meeting a trollface character in person. The text says, "step 2: meet him in person". The third panel shows the trollface character stabbing the girl with a knife, with blood spurting out. The fourth panel shows the girl's head falling backward from the stab. The fifth panel shows the girl's head on the ground, her eyes lifeless. The sixth panel shows her head decaying. The seventh panel shows the girl's skull and bones on the ground, and the eighth panel shows the same remains against the background of a reddish-orange forest.

Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Heroin Monkey

A man is sitting, holding his head and looking downwards, appearing distressed. Overlayed text in white with a red border reads "too much RADIO, not enough HEAD".

Mr.Cheese47

cheese

An image of a creature made from a cracked egg with legs, an eye, and the text "me at 3:00AM heading over to the fridge", "he travels", and "he seeks the parmesan".

Chexers

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows an orangutan with a breathing tube. The text next to it reads, "Hair follicles on my head." The bottom panel shows a muscular gorilla with its arms raised. The text next to it reads, "Hair follicles on my a**."

AverageDayInOhio

Have a steamy meme, Enjoy.

A Roblox character is shown in 3D. The character has a yellow head with an angry eyebrow and a smile. The body is red, the arms are yellow and the legs are dark blue. On top of the head there is a red ball.

Heroin Monkey

A white dog with a bald eagle's head sits on grass.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

DIANEE

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The image shows a meme with text "MY ADHD" above a picture of a man with a confused expression. Below it, it says "how to have a conversation?" and shows four options: "A: interrupt them", "B: trip over your words", "C: zone out", "D: get really excited about the topic and freak them out." Below this another meme with the text "ADHD THERAPIST: WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?" and a picture of a person looking overwhelmed. Below this the text says "Me: My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 5 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from." A third meme to the right says "Nobody:" and "ADHD:"

Heroin Monkey

DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF.
Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and
the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH
A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom
turned around, I tell she looked batshit crazy. She
was
you
holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.
I'M GONNA
BREAK YOUR
FUCKING
LEGS GREG
WHAT THE
HELL?!
She then threatened us for answers for who told Dad,
and when I thought things couldn't get any i
BUBBY
DID IT!
worse...
HE had to fuck shit up.
10

DAP ME UP

...

A digitally altered image featuring the cartoon character Butt-Head from "Beavis and Butt-Head" with a real person's head superimposed over the character Beavis. Butt-Head is lying on a blue mat, looking distressed and exclaiming, "- Ahi help! He's got a boner!" The figure superimposed on Beavis is on top of Butt-Head. The background shows other cartoon figures wearing athletic uniforms.

Lil’ bro

Spongebob sitting in a red armchair with an unimpressed expression. Above Spongebob is the text "NO HOMIE GOES UN-KISSED" and below Spongebob is the text "IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT".

DIANEE

I just hit my head. This is me now

A drawing shows a simple, outlined figure lying flat on its back, arms extended and slightly bent. The figure is a basic human form without any facial features. The image also includes the phrase "kinda found dead in Miami"

Heroin Monkey

A bedroom featuring a white bed with a black and white checkered sheet. On the bed, there are five plushies from the "Five Nights at Freddy's" video game series. A large print of Freddy Fazbear's head is on the comforter. The text overlay says, "LADIES, ONE AT A TIME".

rapboat

A question posted on Reddit asking if people would give Kendrick Lamar head if it meant he would drop an album tomorrow.

Caylez.cc

A photo of a tablet screen showing a man with an exaggeratedly large head and small features due to a filter. A chart is partially visible behind him that says "Congratulations".

Silly Sonka

Trollograph

A person is holding up a framed image with four figures on it. They all have different heads: animal crossing, stonks man, troll face, and Elmo. The text on the image says "STONKZER" and the text on top of the image says "LOOK AT THIS TROLLOGRAPH". In the left corner, there is a small image of Mike Wazowski with the text "SILLY INC" beneath it.

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