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Heroin Monkey

A black and white image depicts a person holding a gun to another person's head. The text above says: 'Go go gadget bulletproof head'. Below this image are the words 'Gun to your head. What are your last words'.

Heroin Monkey

MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
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Anonymous

The image displays a text comparison between a "normal person" who only "sings lyrics" and "me" who "sings lyrics," "sings backup vocals," "sings guitar riffs," "plays air drum the entire song," and "head-bangs."

Anonymous

some of yalls kids got some BIG ass
heads
3:40 PM - 12/25/21 - Twitter for iPhone
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ZERO™M @xclsvZERO. 21h
Replying to @sneerid
my lil cousin head is CRAZY ngl
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nigga coulda worded this way better
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GG Miller

Always happen to me

A yellow minion with one eye is looking annoyed next to text that reads: "I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script."

Drakes snake

LOL

that's what called a dic*head

RapBoat Bonus

r/future
2h
Join
Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up
fucking his bitch
Discussion
Literally told him not to talk on my goat like that shit
was 8/10 MINIMUM. Asked his girl to meet up, told her
let's get some Mac Donald's, then she gave me head
ion even feel bad Lmaooo
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the pokemon meme collector

the shaggy card

The image shows a parody of a Pokémon card featuring Shaggy from Scooby-Doo in a powerful pose. The card reads: "MUI Shaggy 999999999999999HP. STAGE 1. Zoinks 9999999999999999. Your whole deck is dead. Shaggy 9999999999999999. Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon is now dead. MUI Shaggy OP. Ilus. tz yo boi. Weakness +10. Resistance -40. -fake card-"

CaptainEgg75

my cat

A white cat with black spots on its head and a black spot under its nose. The cat looks grumpy.

Smãll Kîng Dãvîd

True love 😂

A cartoon image shows a man and a woman standing outside a building. The man is asking the woman, "Esther, how do you want me to prove to you that there is nothing between Lucy and me?" The woman responds, "Go bring me her head!"

Anonymous

no system is incorruptible. 🗿

A black and white cartoon image of Mickey Mouse steering a ship with a thought bubble above him saying: "The Head of State is a figurehead. Simply a representative of the deep state who's job is to symbolize and portray the hidden agenda in a positive light."

RapBoat

Veronica fine af tho

A split image with Eminem on the left and Jack Harlow on the right. Both are facing the viewer and hold their hands up in a frame around their faces. The text reads "Imagine if Eminem releases a collab with Jack Harlow with a MV and at the end of it Em takes off his crown and puts it on Jack's head, then acts all shook and emotional and then Em wipes his tears and says "IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE JACK, MY CROWN IS IN SAFE HANDS NOW"."

MrBreadHead

What do you have your head up your a-

A group of people watches a dancer whose head is tucked up inside his shirt, making it look like his head is up his butt. The crowd around the dancer appears shocked and amused by the dancer's pose.

Heroin Monkey

A close up image of a person holding a container of food out of the window of a car to feed an ostrich. The ostrich is very close with its head in the car window and the ostrich's reflection can be seen in the car mirror. There is a child in the back seat of the car.

Blach66.1

A photo of a playground slide with two paths. One path is labeled "Getting to Class Early" and shows a child sliding down. The other path is labeled "Getting to Class Late" and also shows a child sliding down. Underneath the two slides is the text "Why have you still not written down the heading?"

Rylee ੈ♡˳

rate it

A drawing of Spiderman's head and upper body, along with a spider symbol and a small spiderweb. A pen is on the side of the paper. The text "Rylee F.V" is on the bottom left.

Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
[deleted] by
My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Raptor

Le start of a wonderful relationship!!!!!

The image is a comic strip with eight panels showing the steps of a disastrous date. The first panel shows a girl with blond hair happily looking at her phone. The text above says, "step 1: get a date with a hot guy." The second panel shows the girl meeting a trollface character in person. The text says, "step 2: meet him in person". The third panel shows the trollface character stabbing the girl with a knife, with blood spurting out. The fourth panel shows the girl's head falling backward from the stab. The fifth panel shows the girl's head on the ground, her eyes lifeless. The sixth panel shows her head decaying. The seventh panel shows the girl's skull and bones on the ground, and the eighth panel shows the same remains against the background of a reddish-orange forest.

RapBoat 2

MF DOOM FOR THE WIN!!!!

Mr.Cheese47

cheese

An image of a creature made from a cracked egg with legs, an eye, and the text "me at 3:00AM heading over to the fridge", "he travels", and "he seeks the parmesan".

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