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Lyric

A meme showing two images of a young boy with a confused look, next to the text "how tf that little voice in my head know all of the lyrics when I don't..."

Crime

A group of children sitting in a circle under a rainbow-colored parachute. Above the picture is the text: "The council has convened to try you for your many crimes."

Date

Inside, outside.

The image is a split panel. On the left, a person is shown with a comical, wide-eyed, and sinister grin, with the text "My friends head:" and "A DATE?". On the right, another person is shown looking casual and bored, with the text "Outside of her:" and "Sure, I guess."

Job

The image shows a job posting with the title 'Head Receiver'. Below it states 'Typically responds within 4', followed by a salary of '$18-$25 an hour', and an 'Easily apply' button.

Memes

SEND THIS TO HER
@degenerategambler
IF YOU MISS THAT HEAD

Man

A man giving a thumbs up, except his head has been replaced by a smaller version of his smiling face.

Voice

Shitpost master general

A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.

Girlfriend

A rubber duck with a red ball gag and a leather harness with spikes. The text reads: "People say my girlfriend acts like a friendly duck. Never getting out of my head."

Pillow

A trading card style image features a cartoon pillow with a face and small limbs. The card's top reads "Basic Pokémon. Pillow" followed by "50 HP". A brief description, "Down pillow Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown" is under the image. Below, the card lists two attacks: "Pillow Fight!" with a description and "Popper Toy". The card also shows a weakness (+30) and resistance (-30). At the bottom it reads, "Illus. Druvianism Arts 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102".

Patience

Me :

The image shows two panels. The upper panel is labeled "My head:" and shows a woman's face with a displeased expression. The text below her says "EXPERIENCING THE ABSOLUTE LIMIT OF PATIENCE". The lower panel is labeled "Outside of me:" and shows a happy girl with a pile of books, saying "HAHA. SURE! CLASS 7, RIGHT?"

Memes

DOES ANYBODY ELSE
HAVE A VOICE IN THEIR
HEAD THAT
REPEATS,
BUTCHER AND INCINERATE
THE JEWISH CHILDREN !!!
NO?
JUST ME?
HMM... ODD.

Waitress

Shitpost-master general

A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."

Reaction

who's getting the best head

A black and white picture of four men with varying facial expressions implying pleasure. The two men in the front are most prominent with their heads tilted back. The man on the right is more dramatically expressing the feeling.

Friendship

true though

The image shows two side-by-side images of Gordon Ramsay. The left image shows him talking to a girl and says: 'So I'm not leaving until you laugh'. The right image shows a close-up of Gordon Ramsay looking angry and says: 'Hey, panini head, are you even listening to me?' Above the two pictures is the text: 'how I spoke to my best friend when we first met vs how I speak to her now.'

Sign

I can DEFINITELY relate

The image shows a list titled "7 Signs You're Getting Better At Rapping." Next to it is a drawing of a light-skinned man with a serious expression pointing his finger directly at the viewer. Below the list is "HOW TO RAP @HOWTORAPNATION"

Situation

A screenshot of a Facebook post that reads, "Imagine giving me head & I yell out BORRRRRRINGGGGGGGG."

Show

An unpleasant pause.

Two people are looking at each other. Text above them reads: "When the show on Netflix is actually good". Text on the bottom of the image reads: "[exhales] The head can wait."

Cat

The image consists of two diagrams showing the correct and incorrect sleeping position and a picture of a cat. The diagrams show a person laying on their side with their head on a pillow. One diagram is marked with a red 'x' and labeled 'incorrect' showing the head tilted up and down. The other is marked with a green check mark and labeled 'correct' showing the head in a straight line with the spine. Below those diagrams is a picture of a white cat sleeping with its body curved and head curled underneath its body. To the left is the text 'Me:'.

System

Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.

A drawing of a hydra with multiple heads. The text on the image reads: "Hydra System. The Hydra is simple, every 2 represents a 1. When a head is cut, its twin must lead the next 2 novice heads. This means when every weak point is exercised the weak spot is a new offense. The perfect system."

Mr

mr. egg head

A man with a bald head smiles at the camera.

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