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Peter Griffin 2.0
1 year ago

help im being nuked

The image is a screen capture of a computer interface with green text and symbols on a black background. In the top left is code. In the center is an aerial view of a city. In the bottom center is a green symbol with "NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY" and "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" written around it. On the right side are the words "Bitcoin Miner," "Password Cracker," "Remote Connection," and "Interpol Database" with associated symbols.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A Capri Sun drink pouch with the text "Damn this shit kinda hydrating." "I NEED her bouncing and moaning on it." and "The Federal Government must fall."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows four comparison photos. Top left: a street full of cars with the text 'Here are 200 people in 177 cars'. Top right: a street with people on bikes and on foot with the text 'without cars'. Bottom left: a street with people on buses with the text 'on 3 buses'. Bottom right: a pile of skulls with the text 'on socialism'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is divided into three sections. The first section says "What 'Lefty' shills want you to think:" and shows portraits of five US presidents with halos and jet fighters in the background. The second section says "What 'Righty' shills want you to think:" and shows the exact same portraits of the same five presidents, with halos and jet fighters in the background. The third section says "The Truth:" and shows the same five positions populated by different dinosaur-like creatures, with the same jet fighters in the background.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a series of panels from a movie with text overlay. The first panel shows a character in dark clothing asking, "Who are you?". The next panel shows a character with long hair, stating "I am Aragorn, King of Gondor". The third panel has the same long haired character, but the text says: "I didn't vote for you." followed by: "I was given Anduril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell". The fourth panel says: "Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." and shows a character with a sword, the next panel below this one shows the same character shouting: "Shut up!". In the last panel the character says: "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a quote from Abraham Lincoln stating that the people should overthrow those who pervert the Constitution. Below the quote, there are comments about Abraham Lincoln and a discussion about the ability to pull buttcheeks apart and back together without using hands. The comment section shows usernames and time stamps.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Google search history shows the phrase "Symptoms of dementia" being searched repeatedly at the White House.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The image shows a wooden guillotine with labels and prices for each part from Home Depot, accompanied by the text "Something you can do with your $600 stimulus check." at the top and "DIY PROJECTS & IDEAS" at the bottom. The parts and prices include: 24in x 24in, #16 plain sheet metal for $39.98; Everbilt 1/4in x 100 ft Sisal Rope, Naural for $7.97; 1in x 6in x 8 ft for $10.11; 4in x 4in x 10 #2 for $11.12; 2in x 4in #12 Galvanized L-Angle for $2.11; and 2in x 4in x 10 #2 for $3.88.
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  • Wade
    1 year ago
    The image shows text that reads: "Government: Tobacco is dangerous. You need to be 21 to buy it. Also government *sending military recruiters to high schools*:". Below this text is a picture of a man with white hair wearing a red blazer with an excited expression, saying, "Hi kids! Do you like violence?"
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  • M3ME G0D
    2 years ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post by @upblissed, asking if @MrBlackOG searched up "gang." Below, a tweet from Mr. Black says that he was banned from Google, because of several requests from the United States Government regarding the topics he was searching for over the last 5 years. The text says, "You no longer have permission to use Google, nor make a new Gmail account under your name. If we are made aware that you are trying to make a new account, legal action will be taken." Mr. Black can return to Google on June 26, 2033.
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  • D/A/N/I/E/L
    2 years ago

    Why us gov boring

    A close-up selfie of a young man with light skin, wearing a gray baseball cap and glasses. He is looking slightly up and has a small smile. The background is a blurred light-colored ceiling.
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  • Fellow
    2 years ago
    An image of a group of characters wearing futuristic yellow and red armor. The text above them reads: "My army of homeless people who I've been feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing against the CIA agents outside my house."
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  • Just A Member of the AFF
    2 years ago
    The image shows a text overlay that says, "CIA: 'if only there were a place to test our biological weapons'. Low-income neighborhoods:" and below that is a cartoonish image of an environment with red balloons.
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  • King bob
    2 years ago

    South Korea

    A military parade showing a large, camouflage-painted missile on a transporter vehicle, with a soldier in uniform standing to the left of the vehicle. In the background, a building and a large portrait of a man can be seen.
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  • PurplePanda
    2 years ago

    Did yall know this?

    The image states that it's a fact of American history that three Founding Father Presidents: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe, died on July 4, the Independence Day anniversary.
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  • Cahyani Ambara
    2 years ago

    My classmates are COO COO

    A text box with a profile picture with the text "Adriel Diaz" and "Yesterday". Underneath there is the text "yo guys its joe biden".
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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    Looks about right

    A close-up photo of Barack Obama and Joe Biden with their faces very close together, their noses almost touching.
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  • KatsukiBakugouSimp
    2 years ago

    😅

    A screenshot of a message conversation. The first message says 'bro the fbi is spying on us'. The response is 'no we aren't'. There are a bunch of 'oi' messages before that.
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  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    3 years ago

    Ah shit, here they come

    The image shows a man with a YouTube logo over his eyes looking to the left. On the left, a dust devil is seen with the text 'TikTok refugees' inside the dust devil. The text above is: 'When TikTok gets banned in the US'. The text below is: 'HERE THEY COME'.
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  • Smexy Baka
    3 years ago

    HeHeH

    The image shows a smartphone lock screen with a blue background. The time is 1:18, and the date is Wednesday, October 3. There is an emergency alert that reads, "Presidential Alert Delete those sus google searches."
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