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Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a Google ban message stating "You have been banned from Google" and that access may be restored on June 26, 2033. Below is a blurry close-up of a man's face looking surprised or shocked.

Heroin Monkey

A distorted image of Donald Trump, with the text "You like trying to overthrow the government, don't you?"

Toast ツ

i miss when polotics was just insulting your opponent

A black and white political cartoon depicting a man, King Andrew the First, wearing a crown and royal robes, holding a scepter and a scroll labeled "VETO". He is standing on papers including the Constitution and other legal documents. The text reads "OF VETO MEMORY", "BORN TO COMMAND", "HAD I BEEN CONSULTED", and "KING ANDREW THE FIRST".

Heroin Monkey

A tweet from BCC News shows the text "BREAKING: Following his resignation, Boris Johnson has escaped to the sea." Below this text is an image of Boris Johnson running into the ocean on a beach.

Heroin Monkey

A picture of a person from the movie The Matrix with text overlaid in three sections. The text says, "Born too late to own property. Born too soon to be a teen TikTok star. Born just in time to be afraid of the US government."

ICE all Mexicans get deported

help im being nuked

The image is a screen capture of a computer interface with green text and symbols on a black background. In the top left is code. In the center is an aerial view of a city. In the bottom center is a green symbol with "NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY" and "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" written around it. On the right side are the words "Bitcoin Miner," "Password Cracker," "Remote Connection," and "Interpol Database" with associated symbols.

Heroin Monkey

A Capri Sun drink pouch with the text "Damn this shit kinda hydrating." "I NEED her bouncing and moaning on it." and "The Federal Government must fall."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows four comparison photos. Top left: a street full of cars with the text 'Here are 200 people in 177 cars'. Top right: a street with people on bikes and on foot with the text 'without cars'. Bottom left: a street with people on buses with the text 'on 3 buses'. Bottom right: a pile of skulls with the text 'on socialism'.

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into three sections. The first section says "What 'Lefty' shills want you to think:" and shows portraits of five US presidents with halos and jet fighters in the background. The second section says "What 'Righty' shills want you to think:" and shows the exact same portraits of the same five presidents, with halos and jet fighters in the background. The third section says "The Truth:" and shows the same five positions populated by different dinosaur-like creatures, with the same jet fighters in the background.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a series of panels from a movie with text overlay. The first panel shows a character in dark clothing asking, "Who are you?". The next panel shows a character with long hair, stating "I am Aragorn, King of Gondor". The third panel has the same long haired character, but the text says: "I didn't vote for you." followed by: "I was given Anduril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell". The fourth panel says: "Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." and shows a character with a sword, the next panel below this one shows the same character shouting: "Shut up!". In the last panel the character says: "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a quote from Abraham Lincoln stating that the people should overthrow those who pervert the Constitution. Below the quote, there are comments about Abraham Lincoln and a discussion about the ability to pull buttcheeks apart and back together without using hands. The comment section shows usernames and time stamps.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search history shows the phrase "Symptoms of dementia" being searched repeatedly at the White House.

Anonymous

The image shows a wooden guillotine with labels and prices for each part from Home Depot, accompanied by the text "Something you can do with your $600 stimulus check." at the top and "DIY PROJECTS & IDEAS" at the bottom. The parts and prices include: 24in x 24in, #16 plain sheet metal for $39.98; Everbilt 1/4in x 100 ft Sisal Rope, Naural for $7.97; 1in x 6in x 8 ft for $10.11; 4in x 4in x 10 #2 for $11.12; 2in x 4in #12 Galvanized L-Angle for $2.11; and 2in x 4in x 10 #2 for $3.88.

Wade

The image shows text that reads: "Government: Tobacco is dangerous. You need to be 21 to buy it. Also government *sending military recruiters to high schools*:". Below this text is a picture of a man with white hair wearing a red blazer with an excited expression, saying, "Hi kids! Do you like violence?"

M3ME G0D

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @upblissed, asking if @MrBlackOG searched up "gang." Below, a tweet from Mr. Black says that he was banned from Google, because of several requests from the United States Government regarding the topics he was searching for over the last 5 years. The text says, "You no longer have permission to use Google, nor make a new Gmail account under your name. If we are made aware that you are trying to make a new account, legal action will be taken." Mr. Black can return to Google on June 26, 2033.

D/A/N/I/E/L

Why us gov boring

A close-up selfie of a young man with light skin, wearing a gray baseball cap and glasses. He is looking slightly up and has a small smile. The background is a blurred light-colored ceiling.

Fellow

An image of a group of characters wearing futuristic yellow and red armor. The text above them reads: "My army of homeless people who I've been feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing against the CIA agents outside my house."

Just A Member of the AFF

The image shows a text overlay that says, "CIA: 'if only there were a place to test our biological weapons'. Low-income neighborhoods:" and below that is a cartoonish image of an environment with red balloons.

King bob

South Korea

A military parade showing a large, camouflage-painted missile on a transporter vehicle, with a soldier in uniform standing to the left of the vehicle. In the background, a building and a large portrait of a man can be seen.

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