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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison of two video games. The first one is named "Dustborn" and has an all-time peak of 83 players 6 days ago. The second one is named "Furry Hitler" and has an all-time peak of 411 players 2 years ago. The text above says "IMAGINE: YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT TONS OF CASH FROM GOVERNMENT FUNDS FROM EU AND THIS IS THE BEST YOU GET"

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows a cat wearing a hat and smoking a cigarette. The text overlay asks, "If they find oil in my backyard it belongs to government, but if they find bodies in my backyard it belongs to me??" and also says "(Stay with me now)"

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A text-based image consisting of a series of posts. The first post from "frickdun" says "[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens". Then "nightcoremoon" replies, "aliens: [slide nasa $40] nasa: Imao what aliens". The final post by "candy5hark11" says "nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a YouTube video with a red arrow pointing at the face of Palpatine. Above his head, it says "HATES DEMOCRACY". Below the video title reads "I worked for Palpatine, he's a fraud". In the comment section, the user comments "Cry about it".

Heroin Monkey

A tweet from President Biden that reads, "Get you a Werewolf Boyfriend who's Fat Balls STINK up the house."

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a menacing skeleton with glowing eyes next to a bag of Lay's Salt & Vinegar chips. The text reads, "The government is trying to put chips in people??? I hope I get Lay's Salt & Vinegar."

Heroin Monkey

A multi-panel image featuring stills from "The Lord of the Rings" movies, with overlaid text. The first panel shows a cloaked figure asking, "Who are you?" The second panel shows Aragorn declaring, "I am Aragorn, King of Gondor." The third panel shows the cloaked figure replying, "I didn't vote for you." The fourth panel shows Aragorn stating, "I was given Andúril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell." The fifth panel shows the cloaked figure responding, "Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." The sixth panel shows Aragorn yelling, "Shut up!" The final panel shows the cloaked figure shouting, "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet from NATO that says "@NATO blocked you. You are blocked from following @NATO and viewing @NATO's Tweets". The text above the screenshot reads "Me, hungover: I don't remember what happened last night. Last night:".

Heroin Monkey

A tweet that reads: "Burger King and Popeye's having a chicken sandwich war while being owned by the same parent company is the greatest real-life analogy for our modern American political parties."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."

Willy b

A side-by-side image shows a puppet on the left and President Joe Biden on the right. The text above reads, "So my question is, who has their hand shoved up Biden's ass?" Below, text states, "Their likeness is uncanny and the irony... They're both puppets."

Willy b

The image shows a bowl of alphabet soup. Above the bowl, the text reads "JOE BIDEN". Below the bowl, the text reads "HAS RELEASED A STATEMENT". Below all that, the text reads "so True!"

Heroin Monkey

A photo of Zack de la Rocha, the singer from Rage Against the Machine, holding a microphone, with a speech bubble that says "I beg your pardon, but I am unlikely to fulfill your request." Text at the bottom reads, "kindly object to the machine."

Anonymous

A still from a movie shows a man holding a gun to another man's head, with the text above the image reading, "The punishment for trying to commit suicide in North Korea is death." The man holding the gun is labeled, "North Korean govt." and the man with the gun to his head is labeled, "North Korean citizen." The text on the bottom of the image reads, "Drop the gun... or else, I'll shoot."

Anonymous

💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. just a silly idea

The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."

Anonymous

Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.

The image shows a Google search with autocomplete suggestions for 'why censorship', followed by two images of George Washington. The bottom image says 'BENJAMIN... GET THE MUSKET'.

Anonymous

The CONSTITUTION is not optional.

PICTOPHILE APP
Czech government tells its citizens how
to fight terrorists: Shoot them
yourselves
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we can't
expect God
to do all
the work.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows colorful magnet letters spelling out: "Be the reason someone stops believing in the Federal Reserve."

Anonymous

no system is incorruptible. 🗿

A black and white cartoon image of Mickey Mouse steering a ship with a thought bubble above him saying: "The Head of State is a figurehead. Simply a representative of the deep state who's job is to symbolize and portray the hidden agenda in a positive light."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a tweet that says "the actual FBI showed up to my parents house because of this post" with another tweet saying "get out there and vote". Underneath there is a picture of a bomb with the word "Ballot" under it and an image of the supreme court with "Ballot BOX" under it.

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