Go memes
" I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!"
I like Kendrick, but GEEZ LOUISE, the dickriding is crazy
life
OOp -_- fr
shes creepy, no?
i was on this last night i was going super fast omg :>
When you go to the community pool
Silly Sonkaβs Valentineβs Day *vomit sound* Card
Thatβs my little Draco!
Why did I get a divorce, you ask? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't get me a present and didn't even wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my co-workers didn't wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" That moment, I felt so special. She then asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"Okay," I said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.