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Wade

Guide to surviving Scream(1996)

The image displays the text: "The Rules of Surviving a Horror Movie in Scream (1996). According to Wes Craven's horror slasher movie Scream (1996), these are the rules to surviving a horror movie: 1. Never say "who's there". 2. Don't have sex. 3. Don't drink or do drugs. 4. Never say "I'll be right back". 5. Everyone is a suspect. 6. Never go out to investigate a strange noise. Bonus: The supposedly dead killer may come back to life in the end for one final scare." On the right, there is a depiction of the Ghostface mask.

Wade

BATtle

A two-panel image of Batman and Robin. In the first panel, Batman says, "I'm going to battle." Robin asks, "What is tie?" In the second panel, Batman slaps Robin.

BigDaveFan

Here you go

A medium shot of Rick Astley singing into a microphone. He has short, reddish hair and is wearing a black blazer over a striped shirt. The background consists of a light blue pattern.

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES

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The image shows two pictures with the text "Women vs. Logic". The first picture shows a woman in a pink bikini with the text "Bikini. No Probs ;)" below it. The second picture shows a woman wrapped in a towel in a shower with the text "Shower. Go Away ;(" below it.

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British people r so dumb dang

A close-up of a cartoon character with a wide, toothy grin. Text above the character reads: "WELL AT LEAST WE CAN GO TO BLOODY MATHEMATICS CLASS WITHOUT HAVING A BLOODY SHOOTOUT." Below the image, it says: "we don't have school shootings."

Wade

Halo

The top panel shows General Grievous asking General Kenobi about the state of r/gaming. The bottom panel shows General Kenobi looking surprised with the text "HALO there" overlaid.

Heroin Monkey

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

Jazzy💕

The image shows three lines, each labeled with a different description. The first line is a straight line. The second line is a dash line. The third line has the label "iconic line:" above a scene from "Grey's Anatomy" where a woman says, "I go a little dark and twisty... but then I come back."

Cahyani Ambara

Me when I go crazy :

A pink blob with swirly, different-colored eyes and a big grin, looks like it's going nuts.

Cutepink

A four-panel image with the text "You go to the elevator in doors" with the Meme Man with hands over his face and the text "Panik", then the text "It is safe to go out" with the Meme Man with the text "Kalm", then the text "You found 50 gold in one drawer" with the Meme Man with yellow glowing eyes and text "Kalm", then the text "Rush came to kill you" with Meme Man with hands over face and text "Panik".

Heroin Monkey

An image of Brian Griffin from "Family Guy" standing in hell. The text reads: "Hazbin Hotel" fans when they go to hell and- Holy shit, Brian, "Family Guy".

DIANEE

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The image shows a meme with text "MY ADHD" above a picture of a man with a confused expression. Below it, it says "how to have a conversation?" and shows four options: "A: interrupt them", "B: trip over your words", "C: zone out", "D: get really excited about the topic and freak them out." Below this another meme with the text "ADHD THERAPIST: WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?" and a picture of a person looking overwhelmed. Below this the text says "Me: My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 5 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from." A third meme to the right says "Nobody:" and "ADHD:"

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image shows a white duck. The text above says '11PM: Just one more youtube video then I'll go to sleep' and below '3AM:' and a screenshot of a youtube video that is titled '2.8 Seconds of a perfect duck'

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A white duck is pictured on the left, and on the right is a list of "Duck facts!" which includes: "until 1995 ducks were classified as pond cats", "They have feathers because they would look ridiculous in shirts", "Duck's feet made of cheese", "The duck's natural enemy is explosion", "Ducks can't go into space on their own", and "Bread bread bread bread breab breadd bread".

MATTIX

The image shows three panels featuring a yellow Mitsubishi Lancer. In the first panel, the text reads, "GO LANCER! I CHOOSE YOU" alongside a photo of the car. The second panel shows the car surrounded by a green glow with the text, "HUH? LANCER'S EVOLING?" The final panel shows the car having evolved into a sportier version with the text, "LANCER EVOLVED INTO AN EVOLUTION!"

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life

A meme depicting three dogs fighting over a yellow ring. Labels read 'My Car,' 'Me,' and 'Work.' 'Money' is written at the bottom of the ring. The text on top says: 'How life is going right now'

CaptainEgg75

mine is better

The image shows three dogs, where one dog tries to bite a yellow toy, that is also held by the other two dogs. The first dog is labeled "My Car", the second dog "Me", and the third dog "Work". The toy has a label "Money". Above the dogs, the text says: "How life is going right now."

rapboat

I like Kendrick, but GEEZ LOUISE, the dickriding is crazy

A comment states that being a fan of Kendrick is like being a fan of Godzilla or Satoru Gojo because they will always win by complete domination, and fans are more interested in how they achieve victory.

Heroin Monkey

A photograph of the Sidney & Lois Eskenazi Hospital at night, with the text "GO AHEAD" at the top and "GET INJURED" at the bottom.

Thoughtless

A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. Wendy's initiates with 'It's go time! You want the roast? Then let's go! #NationalRoastDay'. Hooters responds with 'Whatcha got?'. Wendy's replies to Hooters with 'Uniforms our employees can wear in the winter.'

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