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Heroin Monkey

A three-panel comic strip shows two bald stick figures at work. In the first panel, one stick figure holds a frisbee, inviting the other to play after work. In the second panel, the second stick figure declines, saying he is super behind on work. In the third panel, the second stick figure suddenly gets angry after someone mentions playing, yelling that "now's not the time!"

Heroin Monkey

A text message exchange where someone asks to play "counter strike" and the reply is "sure i'll go first". Then an image of a damaged counter is sent, followed by the message "Bro wtf".

help me please im being abused

The image is split into two sections. The top section, labeled "Expectation:" shows two characters with text. On the left, a white man says "Get on the boat". On the right, a black man says "Make me". The bottom section is labeled "Reality:". On the left, three enslaved black people are pictured with chains and are crying. On the right, a black man says, "You lost the war so I am going to trade you guys for more European muskets so that I can keep expanding my kingdom and be wealthier." There are muskets pictured as well.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

" I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!"

A green and yellow crossing sign with a figure of an adult and child walking is displayed. A news banner reads: "CRIME STUDENT STRUCK BY VEHICLE". Above this there is text: "Student hit by car while walking to Tanana Middle School". Below is the text "I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!".

Cupツ

OOp -_- fr

What are you doing?
laying in bed
Just laying in bed, nothing else?;)
i'm drinking wine
What would you do
if i was in bed next to you?
drink my wine
LOL, i mean if the wine wasnt there!
go buy wine

Toast ツ

A four-panel cartoon meme. In the first panel, a person is sitting at a computer, looking at a video game box with an expression of curiosity and asking "What's that?". The second panel shows a person putting the game into a console. The third panel indicates that the next panel takes place "2 HOURS LATER". The fourth panel depicts an amateur surveillance camera capture of a public setting where someone is shooting a firearm at another person.

Doom Slayer

shes creepy, no?

A girl with pink hair in pigtails, blushing with a creepy smile. A text bubble next to her reads: "HAHA, I FINALLY GOT MY PRINCE. I'LL NEVER EVER LET YOU GO...♡"

AnimeGuy

Deku

A picture of a surprised-looking anime character in bed, with the text: "When ur about to go to sleep but you remember you had homework."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

Cupツ

i was on this last night i was going super fast omg :>

Ness Plays

Silly Sonka’s Valentine’s Day vomit sound Card

The image shows a pink Valentine's Day card. At the top it reads, "You can go die in a f*ckin hole, you acoustic holiday." At the bottom it reads, "To: Valentine's Day" and "From: Silly Sonka." In the upper-left corner, there's a small image of Mike Wazowski.

Ness Plays

When you go to the community pool

The image shows two scenes. The upper image is an outdoor pool with a group of people represented by meme characters. One person has a troll face, another is a cat and the third one has the face of Tom Nook. Above the water it is written POOOOOOOOLLE. The lower image has the meme character stonks sitting on a chair at the bottom of a body of water.

Heroin Monkey

@smilingnodding
lyft driver is going double the speed
limit has a check engine light on and is
blasting slipknot. I immediatly took the wheel,
crashed the car and burned it down along with the Slipknot CD
#deathtoallposers
3:19 AM 2022-03-21 Twitter for iPhone
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Heroin Monkey

mogged this idiot
going band for band with
a fish is insane
buddy couldn't handle it
and swam away

BellaTrix

That’s my little Draco!

The image shows a three-panel meme. In the first panel, Hermione looks surprised and the text says, "I'M GOING TO BED". In the second panel, Draco smiles mischievously. The text on the second panel says, "CAN I SLYTHERIN?". In the third panel, Hermione looks annoyed, and Harry also appears to be looking annoyed.

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