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poodle

so true look down

The image shows Mr. Bean with a sly smile and the text: "THE LOOK YOU GIVE YOUR FRIEND WHEN YOUR TEACHER SAYS TO FIND A PARTNER".

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a close-up of Shrek's face with a knowing and slightly menacing expression. Above the image are the words "A random girl: (Talks to me for 5 seconds) The stare my friends give me:".

Heroin Monkey

A person is squeezing a toy alligator in a lemon squeezer. A bottle of Gatorade stands nearby. In the background, the Stonks Guy looks at the scene. The text reads: "When life gives you gators make Gatorade."

Chri5

Well shit.

The image shows a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows a hobbit house in a green hill, the middle left panel shows four characters from the Lord of the Rings, and the bottom left panel shows the Eye of Sauron. The top right panel shows the Teletubbies house, the middle right panel shows the four Teletubbies, and the bottom right panel shows the baby sun from the Teletubbies. The text above all the panels says: "You want a conspiracy theory, well I will give you a conspiracy theory:".

biscuit

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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Anonymous

😈

A woman with dreadlocks and a colorful hat is shown in the image. The text on the image reads: "CLAIMS UNBORN BABIES ARE JUST PARASITES, WHICH GIVES MOTHERS THE RIGHT TO KILL THEM. DOESN'T REALIZE THAT MAKES HER AN OVERGROWN PARASITE."

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Monke

The meme shows an image of Shrek looking bewildered. The text overlayed says, "God: gives monkeys HIV so humans won't do anything sexual to them. Humans: gets HIV. God:"

Average_Ohion Nugget

Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a nighttime image of police vehicles with their lights flashing. The second panel shows a close-up of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Text overlay reads, "Roses are red. Lord give me peace. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped custody and is being hunted by police." It is signed 'By: Seymore Butts Posted Feb 23, 2023'

Alora💕

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a collage of four images each comparing the movie "Lord of the Rings" with the children's television show "Teletubbies". The first shows a hobbit house and a teletubbies house in similar green grass. The second shows the four main hobbits and the four main teletubbies. The third shows the eye of Sauron and a sun with a baby's face. The text on the image says "You want a conspiracy theory, I'll give you a conspiracy theory:".

Chunke Monke

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a B-52 Stratofortress taking off. The text on the image reads: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 100 year commitment. Please think hard before you give someone a B-52 Stratofortress this Christmas."

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Defenity peeing with an erection

A poll comparing the difficulty of peeing with an erection versus giving birth. 92% of the votes went to peeing with an erection. Below this, a picture of Palpatine saying "I love democracy."

Chez

I’m just gonna leave this here

A purple sign with the universal symbol for wheelchair accessibility on the left. On the right, the text "Please give this seat to a disabled person" is visible.

Chri5

Tata

A shirtless man, Andrew Tate, is walking towards the street while a text overlay says, "Andrew Tate on his way to give the worst possible opinion in the history of mankind."

EnochTyr

I feel this one on a personal level.

The image shows a dark gray wooden sign with white text that reads: "What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor."

MATTIX

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top two panels show Drake looking displeased on the left and a cooked turkey on the right. The bottom two panels show Drake looking pleased on the left and a rectangular turkey-like dish on the right. Above the panels, the text reads "The #cybertruck memes keep coming.. and the drake meme is a gift that keeps on giving!". The timestamp is "3:22 AM - Nov 28, 2019"

TheForeverVirgin

That do be me though

The image shows the torso of a person wearing a jacket. The text on the image reads: "we all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single".

Face mcshooty

A screenshot from Toy Story features Woody's face with a shocked expression and slightly open mouth. Text at the top reads: "Me giving my granny with dementia astronomical backshots after she thought I was her long dead husband."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.

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