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Anonymous

Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉

A pie chart shows who uses the phrase "Suck my dick." A tiny portion is attributed to 'Boys' and the rest is attributed to 'Girls'.

jefferyo100

The image shows the text: "me: if tanjiro can smell blood, does that mean he knows which girls are on their periods? everyone else:", followed by a cartoon face of the character Tanjiro with a surprised look.

𝗚𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗯𝗮̈𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻

💀💀💀

The image shows two books placed one on top of the other on a shelf. The book on top is "Diary of a Young Girl" by Anne Frank, and the book underneath is "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler.

Heroin Monkey

*there is a girl on the team
COUNTER
VALORANTO STRIKE
VALORANT
"hi Beauty, wow your voice is so soft, you like
this skin? don't worry, i buy everything you
want"
Vote Paused
Kicking player
COUNTER
STRIKE
You voted: YES

Anonymous

(Posted by Seth 💖)

The image lists the pros and cons of girls with thick thighs. Pros include that they are extra squishy, super great pillows, look good in skirts, dresses, and shorts, they jiggle, are soft, and could crush a watermelon. The cons are that there are none, because they are perfect.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A four-panel comic strip shows a person looking at a phone screen displaying an anime character with pink hair and revealing clothes. A second person asks if they are into anime girls, and the first person expresses confusion, implying the anime character is not female.

stillwaiting..

The image shows a meme comparing girls and boys in a locker room. The top text reads 'girls locker room: omg, I'm so tired, the test was so hard'. Below is an image of a person in military gear holding a stick while riding in a yellow mop bucket. There's text over the image saying 'ASSAULT VEHICLE ACQUIRED'.

Adolf Nigler

Sadly

The image contrasts a waterfall with a milk jug. The text above reads, "Ejaculating in private vs. when I have a girl over."

Anonymous

A person is shown with their mouth wide open, screaming. Above the person, the text reads: "Liberals after finding out girls menstruate and not womenstruate."

Heroin Monkey

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

Hgfdfrgt

When ur watching the two fat girls fighting over the last donut

A GIF of Michael Jackson eating popcorn in a movie theater. The expression on his face suggests he is watching something surprising or absurd.

The Unknown King of Moderation

I have achieved portable anime girls

A laptop screen displays the title screen of the video game "Doki Doki Literature Club!" featuring four anime-style female characters.

C A S N O V A

yes

The image shows two anime characters. The top character is a boy with a surprised and happy expression. The text above him says "Boys when girls reply in 3 days". The bottom character is a girl with a slightly annoyed or impatient expression. The text above her says "Girls when boys don't reply in 2 seconds".

GG Miller

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

A dark illustration of a scene from Hollow Knight, where one character is digging with a shovel, and the other is holding a flower at a grave. Above is text: "14 year old girl: OMG Billy Eilish's songs are so sad! Me: they really aren't tho. Her: you've never felt true sadness from anything in your life! Me:"

Hollow Knight Is Great

So True

The image shows a text exchange with the line "14 year old girl: OMG Billy Eilish's songs are so sad! Me: they really aren't tho. Her: you've never felt true sadness from anything in your life! Me:". Below, characters from the video game "Hollow Knight" are depicted burying the dead, which is intended to show real sadness.

King bob

Tell me what she is looking at?

A young girl with long brown hair is looking to the side.

countryhumans memes

Two anime girls as they appear on body pillows, one in a school uniform and one in a swimsuit.

Heroin Monkey

A brown dachshund is walking towards the viewer on a sidewalk, holding a twig with leaves in its mouth. Above the dog, the text "He's on his way to steal your girl 😂" is displayed.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

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