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DaRey1Cray

A cartoon image of Gumball Watterson with a beard and glasses wearing a headset. Behind him, there are various pixelated toys and a sign for 'ACARI'. The text on the image says, "yea she might talk and look like a 5 year old girl, but she's actually a 5000 y/o dragon goddess."

Anonymous

This is so true

The image shows a Family Guy cast in two panels, representing 1999 and 2009. In 1999, the characters are labeled as 'Hardworking Housewife', 'Mysoginist Retard', 'Teenage Boy', 'Teenage Girl', 'Voice of Reason' and 'Evil Mastermind'. In 2009, the same characters are labeled as 'Space Occupier', 'Retard', 'Retard', 'Punching Bag', 'Liberal Douche', and 'Gay'.

αmy

i know what i’m naming my child

A Google search results page for the search term "p girl names." The results include typical names like "Paige," "Patricia," and "Penelope," but also lists "Pakistan International Airlines."

Chunke Monke

A drawing showing five steps to create a letter S with lines. Text above the drawing reads "2000's will never understand". Text below the drawing says "I must have missed the meeting when Step 5 happened."

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image with three yellow smiley faces and a screenshot of a Wikipedia article. The first smiley face is smiling with two thumbs up and says 'hey so um'. The second smiley face is smiling and says 'there's this girl'. The third smiley face is turned upside down and says 'and um'. The fourth panel is a screenshot from Wikipedia about 'The Game (mind game)'. The text reads: "The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions."

Anonymous

If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like

A meme with the text "Middle school band section stereotypes starterpack". It shows different band instruments with labels underneath: "Trumpets: assholes who were too loud", "Flutes: Mostly girls", "Trombones: The dumbasses", "Percussion: Kids with severe ADHD", "Tubas: That weird but loveable kid", "Clarinets: The incredibly average kids", "Baritones/Euphoniums: The weird kid that drank Monster and wore DC shoes", "French horns: The know-it-alls", "Saxophones: The "cool" kids who loved Ska and ultimate frisbee."

Anonymous

A sheet music with a number 69 and the phrase "With force" next to it. The musical notation has the word 'oh' above one of the bars and 'ff' below.

MEME LORD

A tweet saying, "Yo guys, I have this girls nudes should I keep em? She died so idk. Since I have em and she's dead they are kinda like rare ass pokemon cards. Discontinued by manufacturer type shit," is shown above a screenshot of a concerned-looking chef from the movie Ratatouille.

Jazzy💕

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person suggests playing a game, asking who the other would choose to be stranded with on a deserted island. The other person replies, "That's easy. Dora - that girl has everything in her backpack." The first person responds with sad emojis.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows two panels labeled "girls" and "boys." In the girls' panel, there are two crying women with the text "I can't believe he didn't cry at the Titanic," and "Do men even have feelings?" In the boys' panel, a "Chad" is contrasted with a screenshot from the Minecraft game, which reads, "Failed to connect to the server. The Hive Java Edition has closed down. Thank you for 8 years of amazing memories! Visit HiveMC.com for more information. We hope to see you on Minecraft: Bedrock Edition. Back to Server List."

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The image is a comparison of how girls and boys use Photoshop. The text above the image says "girls with photoshop: i can't wait to make myself look pretty." Below is an image of a buffed-up Bob Ross wearing a cape, gold chain and holding a paint brush and palette as if he is in a fight.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a group of soldiers in military gear, with one soldier aiming a rifle around a corner. Below this image, there is a news banner that reads, "Breaking News. Live. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign."

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation is shown. The first message says, "Yoh bro your girl is cheating on you fool." The reply says, "I'm deaf bro." Another message says, "Sorry my bad." Then there is a sequence of hand sign emojis, and finally, the last message says, "That fucking hoe."

shaylie lol

The image shows a man with blond hair, a flower headband, and a dress. The text on the image says: "What girls feel like when someone says 'you look so much like your dad'".

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this for all the creeps

A man looks at the camera. The image has the text: "I DON'T ALWAYS FORCE MY IDEAS DOWN PEOPLES THROATS. BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ARE UNDERAGE GIRLS."

big [fire] balls

naz
@Nazxca
There is only one thing girls want,
and it starts with a P and ends in
a S.

penis pussy

fr

A person wearing a plaid shirt and blue jeans is positioned with two pumpkins replacing their buttocks. They are facing forward with a smiling pumpkin head. The text overlay reads: "When Halloween is around the corner and that one girl still finds a way to be a th*t."

im a BAANNAANNAA

true

The image shows a text saying 'Girls with photoshop: OMG I can't wait to make myself prettier. Boys with photoshop:'. Below, there is an image of Barack Obama's face on a pyramid.

ohio nugget

every time i see a girl on discord!

A young man wearing a cap is looking at the camera. He is standing indoors.

Chez

POV girls: Omg my outfit is so cute! The outfit:

A person wearing an over-the-top orange and yellow layered ruffled dress.

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