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Zombie Apocalypse

15 views · I'm ¨not¨ drunk · 3 years ago

wear sweatpants.

A pie chart titled "Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse." The largest section, colored red, represents "Get Really Excited That 'it's actually Happening!'" Other small sections include "Seek Refuge", "Get Weapons", "Raid Shops for Food", and "Make A Video Diary". Below the pie chart are the words: "THIS is what gets you killed."
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    • Book

    76 views · 𝗚𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗯𝗮̈𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻 · 1 year ago

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    The image shows two books placed one on top of the other on a shelf. The book on top is "Diary of a Young Girl" by Anne Frank, and the book underneath is "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler.
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    • Book

    28 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a display of Anne Frank's "The Diary of a Young Girl" next to a cardboard cutout of Greg Heffley from "Diary of a Wimpy Kid." Greg is pointing at the book and saying, "Hey, he copied me!"
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    • Gamer

    27 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    A flyer taped to a tiled wall that reads: "ATTENTION GAMERS. DIARY of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay club. Wimpy Kid roleplays are held at the local SUBWAY from 1:30AM - 3:30AM on Thursdays. Please do not come as Greg, Frank, Manny, Rodrick or Susan, as they are already taken. Please be Rowley we need a Rowley. Also, rude language will not be tolerated at the Wimpy kid roleplay. My mom will get mad and not let us do it anymore!"
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    Whopper

    3 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

    Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

    A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

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