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Zombie Apocalypse

I'm ¨not¨ drunk · 3 years ago

wear sweatpants.

A pie chart titled "Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse." The largest section, colored red, represents "Get Really Excited That 'it's actually Happening!'" Other small sections include "Seek Refuge", "Get Weapons", "Raid Shops for Food", and "Make A Video Diary". Below the pie chart are the words: "THIS is what gets you killed."

Book

𝗚𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗯𝗮̈𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻 · 1 year ago

💀💀💀

The image shows two books placed one on top of the other on a shelf. The book on top is "Diary of a Young Girl" by Anne Frank, and the book underneath is "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler.

Book

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a display of Anne Frank's "The Diary of a Young Girl" next to a cardboard cutout of Greg Heffley from "Diary of a Wimpy Kid." Greg is pointing at the book and saying, "Hey, he copied me!"

Gamer

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A flyer taped to a tiled wall that reads: "ATTENTION GAMERS. DIARY of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay club. Wimpy Kid roleplays are held at the local SUBWAY from 1:30AM - 3:30AM on Thursdays. Please do not come as Greg, Frank, Manny, Rodrick or Susan, as they are already taken. Please be Rowley we need a Rowley. Also, rude language will not be tolerated at the Wimpy kid roleplay. My mom will get mad and not let us do it anymore!"

Parody

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A page from a journal entry, drawn in the style of 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid.' The narrator, Greg Heffley, writes about his brother Manny. A comic strip illustrates Manny asking for help to tie his shoes in baby talk ("I'm onwee thwee, bubby! Hewp me tie my gawddayum shoes."). Greg responds in a speech bubble ("DATS FOWR NAWT TEACHING ME HOW TWO TIE MY SHOES, YOU FUCKING PLOOPY."). Below, Greg is shown kicking Manny, who flies into a wall causing cracks. The text continues with a consequence from Mom, where she shoots Greg in both legs, breaking his kneecaps.

Family

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image styled as a page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book. The text describes a dark scenario: 'DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF. Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom turned around, I tell you she looked batshit crazy. She was holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.' The accompanying illustration shows a character (Mom or Rodrick) pointing a gun at another character (Greg) while Dad lies on the floor. A speech bubble says 'I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS GREG.' Another character (Bubby) points and yells 'BUBBY DID IT!' The narrator concludes: 'HE had to fuck shit up.' The page number 10 is at the bottom.

Diary entry

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Guy

Anonymous · 4 years ago

The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.