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Trampoline

Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

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  • Roadkill

    My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

    EpiPen

    I have an EpiPen.

    My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

    It seemed really important to him that I have it.

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