Followers Memes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Wheelchair

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes around the edges. It reads: ATTENTION, WIFE AND WHEELCHAIR MISSING! REWARD FOR WHEELCHAIR. It also says, FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE @GOINGONCETWICESOLD

Ass

CAKED ASS

A photo shows the backside of a dog, revealing its large hindquarters. The image contains the text "what kind of dog is this @genius_dogs. Follow, 12:57 AM - May 21, 2022, 5.3K, boredpanda.com".

Injury

Bro is doing tricks on it😭

The image shows a tweet by user Kurrco, stating that Playboi Carti was injured during the shoot of a music video for the song 'KETAMINE'. There is a video thumbnail and an image of a knife hanging from a ceiling. There is also a reply from user Ferzsc, expressing extreme sympathy and offering to take Playboi Carti's pain.

Hip-hop

The image is a cartoon-style drawing featuring four characters. At the top, Eminem is depicted with spiky black hair and a serious expression, labeled with "Eminem" above his head. Below him and slightly to the left, Drake is drawn as a cartoon character with a straw hat, labeled as "Drake". Next to Drake is J Cole, also drawn as a cartoon with spiky hair, labeled as "J Cole". On the far right of the bottom, Kendrick is shown as a cartoon character with a headband, labeled as "Kendrick". They are all set against a green background with some trees.

Sea

A tweet from BCC News shows the text "BREAKING: Following his resignation, Boris Johnson has escaped to the sea." Below this text is an image of Boris Johnson running into the ocean on a beach.

Meme

A person is at their computer, typing on the keyboard. Another person is close and saying "Babe, come to bed", and the first person responds in a speech bubble: "Not now. I gotta post memes for my mentally unstable followers."

Band

The image shows five white cartoon cats playing different instruments. The image is set up like a breaking news report with a red banner that says "BREAKING NEWS." The text reads, "NEW BAND IS BREAKING RECORDS A" and "@BONGOCATBAND HAS AMASSED 2 BILLION FOLLOWERS IN 3 MONTHS. BLOWING ALL". The cats are playing a keyboard, drums, a xylophone, and a guitar.

Spotify

The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.

Goat

A black and white drawing of a man with glasses and a slightly open mouth with a speech bubble. The text above the image states: "Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the 'G's. I heard thats where they get the 'G's for cell phone service."

Caveman

A meme featuring text over an image of a distressed cat being pulled by another cat. The text reads: Me (A Caveman) being dragged to hell because I didn't follow a religion made 3000 years after I died:

Place

A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Goochland, Virginia. It includes a photograph of the Goochland County Courthouse, a map showing the location of Goochland in Virginia, and information about the area's geography and population.

Animal

A bar chart shows the percentage of Brits and Americans who think they could beat different animals in a fight, including rat, house cat, goose, medium-sized dog, eagle, large dog, chimpanzee, king cobra, kangaroo, wolf, crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, and grizzly bear. There's an image of a person boxing a kangaroo.

Story

Like for bonuses if you are following me and you have the best explanation

A man covered in mud is carrying a muddy dog on his shoulders. The dog has something in its mouth. The text overlay says, "Here's a story that needs to be told...."

Minecraft movie

The text reads: Calling it now. The Minecraft movie is gonna have a scene where Jack Black gets hit in the balls or something and says "Ack! My cubes!" because he has cubes for balls and the joke is that his balls are cubes.

Face

My face when vexbolts are getting more followers

Close-up of Michael Jackson with a shocked expression on his face and his mouth open.

Wish

This took a long time to make

A four-panel comic depicts a conversation. In the first panel, Meme Man, dressed in Santa garb, says "FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A DRAGON!" In the second panel, another meme face replies "BE REALISTIC". In the third panel, Meme Man states, "I WANT 1K FOLLOWERS ON WJE". In the fourth panel, Meme Man asks, "WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON" to a cat with a red nose. The cat responds "YE".

Woman

A screenshot of a tweet that asks, "When did Drake's core fanbase turn from Black women to angry young male incel types? Like, honestly, when did this occur?"

Revenge

Dead Ghosty Boyz

A cartoon image shows Springtrap sitting on the floor with blood around him. He is surrounded by five white ghost figures with black eyes. Below this picture is the text: "avenging my immortal soul with the squad".

Cat

10 followers!!!!!

Two cats are shown in the image. The one in the foreground is a white cat with its eyes wide and mouth open in shock. Behind it is a blurred image of a ginger cat seemingly unfazed.

Time

Jorking my peniys

The image is a screenshot of a tweet by user @Xvstardust_. The tweet text reads: One time I was jorking mine peniys and... Well... Let's just say it got hard...