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MisterDussel

POV:Your Reaction,that you finally can upload Memes on this Website

A yellow emoji with sunglasses, a thumbs-up and shoes smiles with visible teeth.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Super Bowl

The image displays the final score of the Super Bowl game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles. The Chiefs won 38 to 35. The text on the image includes 'NFL. Yesterday', 'Kansas City Chiefs (17-3)', '38', 'Super Bowl', '35', 'Final' and 'Philadelphia Eagles (16-4)'.

Anonymous

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Wilkinsonburritos

final character designs

The image shows eight hand-drawn character designs. Each character has a name written above them. Jake is holding a guitar, Madi is wearing a star necklace and banana pants, Toast is a person with a toast head, Wilkin has a drink, Wade wears a red mask and jacket, Dagger is a dark figure with a crown, and Virgo has long hair and wears a brown coat.

𝒴𝑜𝓊𝒞𝒶𝓃𝒞𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑀𝑒𝐿𝑒𝓌𝒾𝓈𝒥𝑜𝓃

Finally doing Full Reveal

A strange-looking man with a distorted head and body sits on a concrete bench. He is wearing blue shorts and his skin looks leathery. He has an exposed rib cage.

Chri5

Damn.

A man is smiling with the text "When the school shooter finally leaves and the hottest girl in class is laying dead on the floor" above and below the text "It's Free Real Estate".

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A text-based image consisting of a series of posts. The first post from "frickdun" says "[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens". Then "nightcoremoon" replies, "aliens: [slide nasa $40] nasa: Imao what aliens". The final post by "candy5hark11" says "nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks".

Wade

It’s finally happening…

A picture of a Chuck E. Cheese sign with a news headline saying, "5 children have gone missing inside a Chuck E. Cheese. Parents report smells coming..."

Grizzlymilk

Tater-Tot judges you, finally, he approves.

A white cat with black spots on its head is sitting on a cat tree. The cat's front paws are neatly folded.

Wade

I guess all humans are bisexual because it’s “the default”

A post on a social media platform with the title "Normal" and an emoji of a waste bin. There are two comments below. One user named Lex suggests that there is no normal, only a majority. The second user named A Wild Bean suggests that bisexuality is the human default.

King bob

Math teacher

A screenshot from a Reddit post. It says "Math Teacher Finally Gets A Nuke! (Thanks for all the tips!)" and comments on the player's accuracy and strategy.

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.

trixiedixie🥰

Three animated figures with dark hair and wearing matching dark jackets stand in front of a light gray background. The text above them reads, "Introverts when they finally go outside". Below them are two speech bubbles with the text, "Oh!" and "It's soil!"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

Three transparent bags filled with a white liquid are in a row, with the text "FINALLY" on the top, and "A LOAD OF THIS GUY" on the bottom of the image.

TaylorSwiftBoat

Finally a RAPPER at #1

A screenshot of the top OnlyFans earners in 2024. Bhad Bhabie is at the number one spot with monthly earnings of $1,489,374. Jameliz Benitez Smith is ranked second, followed by Belle Delphine, Amber Rose, Liliana Jasmine, and Megan Barton-Hanson.

Wade

Matpat in a nutshell

Heroin Monkey

A chaotic battle scene with numerous figures in armor wielding weapons. Text on top reads: "IT'S THE FINAL CONDOM" and text on the bottom: "OR WHATEVER EUROPE SAID"

Wade

Guide to surviving Scream(1996)

The image displays the text: "The Rules of Surviving a Horror Movie in Scream (1996). According to Wes Craven's horror slasher movie Scream (1996), these are the rules to surviving a horror movie: 1. Never say "who's there". 2. Don't have sex. 3. Don't drink or do drugs. 4. Never say "I'll be right back". 5. Everyone is a suspect. 6. Never go out to investigate a strange noise. Bonus: The supposedly dead killer may come back to life in the end for one final scare." On the right, there is a depiction of the Ghostface mask.

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