Dating Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Pineapple

A three-panel image shows a speed dating scenario. In the first panel, a man asks a woman: "Do you like pineapple on pizza?" The second panel shows the woman saying: "It's OK." In the third panel, the man says: "I don't think we should see each other any more."

Vaccine

An image of an angry cat with the text "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES".

Date

Your first date be like:

Two neon pink and yellow hearts hanging against a wall, a bouquet of flowers and a white vase are on a table in the foreground. The pot has the words FLOW - & - GARDE on it.

Smash or pass

Bro smash or pass check?

A black and white image of an anime girl with big eyes looking sideways. There is also a person slightly visible behind the girl. The text in the post asks "Bro smash or pass check?"

Breakup

Yk what the worst type of breakup is

The image contains text on a dark background that reads: "Yk what's the worst type of breakup? The breakup where y'all weren't even dating, but they made you feel special, flirted with you, cared for your emotions and mental problems, and then left like it was nothing to them."

One

A screenshot of a forum where the first user argues that arrays should start at one and that there can never be 0 of anything. The second user replies with the question: "Number of women you've slept with"

Relationship

Le start of a wonderful relationship!!!!!

The image is a comic strip with eight panels showing the steps of a disastrous date. The first panel shows a girl with blond hair happily looking at her phone. The text above says, "step 1: get a date with a hot guy." The second panel shows the girl meeting a trollface character in person. The text says, "step 2: meet him in person". The third panel shows the trollface character stabbing the girl with a knife, with blood spurting out. The fourth panel shows the girl's head falling backward from the stab. The fifth panel shows the girl's head on the ground, her eyes lifeless. The sixth panel shows her head decaying. The seventh panel shows the girl's skull and bones on the ground, and the eighth panel shows the same remains against the background of a reddish-orange forest.

Relationship

alex

The image shows a woman in three different frames. The first frame shows her with a tear on her face, the second frame shows her looking up and touching her eye, and the third frame shows her smiling. The text above the images reads: "When he cute, loyal, texts back in 2 seconds, likes the same music as u, and puts up with ur mood swings and attitude."

Protection

Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee

The image shows a cartoon character with a shocked expression sitting in a blue chair with his finger pointed. The text above the character reads: "When she asks if you brought protection:". Below the cartoon, the text states: "How dare you make me consider the long term!"

Kiss

so much for not cheating ay?

Email exchange between Rylee Taylor and Aubrey Tanner-Robles. Rylee asks if Ethan tried to kiss Aubrey while he was dating Rylee. Aubrey responds that they talked about it and she rejected him. Aubrey asks why Rylee asks, and Rylee responds with "No reason", "Nothing", or "I'm not sure".

Valentine

will someone be my valentine

The image is a light pink background with the text "valentine, ur as cool as nick from jimmy neutron". Below this text on the left is a stick figure with the text "*swoon*" next to it, and below that is the text "jesus take the wheel". On the right side of the image is a cartoon image of Nick from "Jimmy Neutron".

Relationship

when the person you like is dating someone

An anime-style image shows a person with pink hair and a black bar over their eyes with the text 'Help me.' A chat bubble with a heart is displayed next to the person.

Lasagna

A four-panel cartoon of Garfield. In the first panel, Jon proudly announces, "I made a lasagna Garfield!". In the second panel, there is a stack of lasagna on a plate and the text "Mhmm yeah looks good, huh?". The third panel shows hands touching the lasagna with the text "Oh god it's so warm and wet." The final panel shows Garfield with a surprised expression and the text "I should call Liz."

Date

DO MEEEEEEE totaly didn't copy nobody ehehehe

The image asks "Would I date you?" and provides five answer options: Duh, Yes, Maybe, Naw, and Never, each accompanied by corresponding emojis.

Asteroid

Shitpost-master general

A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

Daniel

forgot me smh

A person wearing a racing suit and a cap is drinking from a shoe. The text on the image says, "I can't wait. 1. daniel avacado."

Man

A diagram illustrating reasons why dating is supposedly hard for men. On the left, six pink female stick figures are shown. On the right, five blue male stick figures. Arrows point from all six female figures towards the top male figure, who is labeled "A man who takes a shower everyday, exercises himself and focuses on self-improvement." Below this figure, in descending order, are other male figures labeled: "Misogynist", "Tate fan", "Serbian ultranationalist", "Albanian crypto scammer", and "Romanian." The overall post title from the user is "Men are staying single because..." and the diagram title is "Why dating is hard for guys?".

September 11

Even my school is making the jokes lmao

An email forwarded by Laurie Streeter. The email, originally from Teresa Schumacher, is dated Wednesday, September 10, 2025, at 4:00 PM. The subject is "NPHS Daily Announcements for Thursday, Sept. 11th." The body of the email prominently displays "NPHS Announcements for Thursday, Sept. 11th" and an image. The image shows the silhouette of the Twin Towers against a backdrop of the American flag, with the text "NEVER FORGET 9.11.2001."

Woman

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Introvert

A tweet by Vivian that reads: "single introverts be like if it's meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room."