Dating Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Daughter

2 views · H3LL0_K1TTY · 2 years ago

I want him to make me look like this 😔

The image shows a meme with text overlaid on a picture of a man with white liquid dripping down his face and chest. The text reads: "Netflix: are you still watching? Somebody's daughter:"

Goo

9 views · ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

real.

A man is wearing glasses with one lens that is fully black. Above the man is the text "Her: goo goo gaga"

Man

3 views · DVJ DANY UG · 2 years ago

village girls of africa

A man in a suit approaches a woman standing by a wall. The text on the image says, "When you go in Buheesi in the evening" followed by a laughing emoji.

Smash or pass

3 views · 【 ꧁ ♡ ! D̸e̸a̸t̸h̸ ! ♡ ꧂ 】 · 3 years ago

Bro smash or pass check?

A black and white image of an anime girl with big eyes looking sideways. There is also a person slightly visible behind the girl. The text in the post asks "Bro smash or pass check?"

Breakup

2 views · Harpersphone · 3 years ago

Yk what the worst type of breakup is

The image contains text on a dark background that reads: "Yk what's the worst type of breakup? The breakup where y'all weren't even dating, but they made you feel special, flirted with you, cared for your emotions and mental problems, and then left like it was nothing to them."

Pineapple

1 view · blach66 · 3 years ago

A three-panel image shows a speed dating scenario. In the first panel, a man asks a woman: "Do you like pineapple on pizza?" The second panel shows the woman saying: "It's OK." In the third panel, the man says: "I don't think we should see each other any more."

Vaccine

1 view · killer of bears 101 · 3 years ago

An image of an angry cat with the text "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES".

Number

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a forum where the first user argues that arrays should start at one and that there can never be 0 of anything. The second user replies with the question: "Number of women you've slept with"

Relationship

1 view · Raptor · 1 year ago

Le start of a wonderful relationship!!!!!

The image is a comic strip with eight panels showing the steps of a disastrous date. The first panel shows a girl with blond hair happily looking at her phone. The text above says, "step 1: get a date with a hot guy." The second panel shows the girl meeting a trollface character in person. The text says, "step 2: meet him in person". The third panel shows the trollface character stabbing the girl with a knife, with blood spurting out. The fourth panel shows the girl's head falling backward from the stab. The fifth panel shows the girl's head on the ground, her eyes lifeless. The sixth panel shows her head decaying. The seventh panel shows the girl's skull and bones on the ground, and the eighth panel shows the same remains against the background of a reddish-orange forest.

Date

1 view · kenna · 3 years ago

Your first date be like:

Two neon pink and yellow hearts hanging against a wall, a bouquet of flowers and a white vase are on a table in the foreground. The pot has the words FLOW - & - GARDE on it.

Relationship

2 views · ur mommy · 3 years ago

alex

The image shows a woman in three different frames. The first frame shows her with a tear on her face, the second frame shows her looking up and touching her eye, and the third frame shows her smiling. The text above the images reads: "When he cute, loyal, texts back in 2 seconds, likes the same music as u, and puts up with ur mood swings and attitude."

Protection

9 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee

The image shows a cartoon character with a shocked expression sitting in a blue chair with his finger pointed. The text above the character reads: "When she asks if you brought protection:". Below the cartoon, the text states: "How dare you make me consider the long term!"

Kiss

9 views · rylee ♡ · 2 years ago

so much for not cheating ay?

Email exchange between Rylee Taylor and Aubrey Tanner-Robles. Rylee asks if Ethan tried to kiss Aubrey while he was dating Rylee. Aubrey responds that they talked about it and she rejected him. Aubrey asks why Rylee asks, and Rylee responds with "No reason", "Nothing", or "I'm not sure".

Valentine

3 views · αmy · 2 years ago

will someone be my valentine

The image is a light pink background with the text "valentine, ur as cool as nick from jimmy neutron". Below this text on the left is a stick figure with the text "*swoon*" next to it, and below that is the text "jesus take the wheel". On the right side of the image is a cartoon image of Nick from "Jimmy Neutron".

Relationship

10 views · Depresso_Espresso · 3 years ago

when the person you like is dating someone

An anime-style image shows a person with pink hair and a black bar over their eyes with the text 'Help me.' A chat bubble with a heart is displayed next to the person.

Asteroid

13 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

Date

1 view · LiL PiCkLe · 3 years ago

DO MEEEEEEE totaly didn't copy nobody ehehehe

The image asks "Would I date you?" and provides five answer options: Duh, Yes, Maybe, Naw, and Never, each accompanied by corresponding emojis.

Lasagna

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A four-panel cartoon of Garfield. In the first panel, Jon proudly announces, "I made a lasagna Garfield!". In the second panel, there is a stack of lasagna on a plate and the text "Mhmm yeah looks good, huh?". The third panel shows hands touching the lasagna with the text "Oh god it's so warm and wet." The final panel shows Garfield with a surprised expression and the text "I should call Liz."

Woman

38 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

Women are so scary. Does anybody know what is wrong with them?

A screenshot of a 4chan thread featuring two anonymous posts. The first post includes a picture of a woman with distinct split black and white hair and dark makeup, along with the text: "i hate that i'm attracted to mentally ill woman." The second post, a reply, simply states: "All women are mentally ill."

Parent

63 views · Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet from @drink2beers that says: "when my parents keep asking me why I don't have a girlfriend for Valentine's Day and I GENUINELY have to explain to them who Benjamin Netanyahu is". Below the text is a picture of actor Jonah Hill wearing a suit, looking exhausted with his eyes closed, rubbing the bridge of his nose/eye area in frustration.