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Imagination

2 years ago

Meme:

A chat between two people where the first person says, "Dude, I got a girl!" and the second replies, "Me too bro!!" The first one asks "Where is she from?" The first says, "She's from another nation".  The second one asks "Which nation". The first one answers: "My imagiNATION". Then the second person says "My gf lives by the sea." Then the first person asks "Which sea?" Finally the second person responds: "My fantaSEA". Under the chat are two anime characters looking sad.
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  • Hannah

    1 year ago
    A poster with a picture of a woman named Hannah. The text reads: "Hannah microwaves butterflies in her spare time. #LoveYourImperfections Get 3 days free at match.com/tube match". The poster is in a subway or similar setting. Above the poster, it says: "what the fuck Hannah".
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  • Night

    1 year ago
    The image displays the text "FIRST NIGHT TOGETHER" at the top, followed by two sections. The left side labeled "HER" shows a black lace bra and garter set. The right side labeled "ME" shows a pair of men's underwear covered in a pattern of baked beans.
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  • Optimus Prime

    2 years ago
    The image shows a text message exchange. The first message reads: "It's all good sweetheart, you don't have to worry about me." The response asks: "Sweetheart?" Then a message reads: "Is it okay if I call you that?" The answer is: "You can call me anything you like." The final message says: "Okay Optimus Prime."
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  • Vaccine

    1 year ago

    o_o

    An angry cat with its mouth open wide, teeth bared. The text on the image says: "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES". There is also a small logo at the bottom right for the National Foundation for Infectious Diseases.
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  • Brain

    1 month ago
    A black and white comic panel shows a woman with long hair leaning forward, with a speech bubble that says, "YOU FUCKED MY BRAINS OUT." Below her, a man is lying down, looking at his phone, and a speech bubble from him says, "NAH, YOU WAS STUPID WHEN WE STARTED."
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  • Fine

    1 year ago
    A man with a confused or surprised look on his face is wearing headphones in front of a microphone. The text reads: "When you're ugly and someone fine likes you."
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  • Google

    1 year ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a Google ban message stating "You have been banned from Google" and that access may be restored on June 26, 2033. Below is a blurry close-up of a man's face looking surprised or shocked.
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  • Message

    2 years ago

    this guy randomly messaged me, but i legit have no idea who tf he is lmao

    A message from Henry Clark says: "Hey, I think you are super beautiful and my type. How r u?"
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  • Boy

    2 years ago

    The perfect Dating Website doesnt exis-

    A split image with a protogen character on the left and a text on the right saying: "Gay Hot~Fluffy~Protogens in YOUR area NOW!!!!!! These boys desperately want a boyfriend! Join now! *warning* these boys will pursue you."
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  • Boyfriend

    2 years ago
    A phone screen shows a text message conversation with the last message reading "My boyfriend", followed by two images of Kermit the frog. The first image is Kermit looking at a phone with a shocked expression. The second image is Kermit laying on the floor and having his chest compressed.
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  • R

    Rizz

    1 year ago

    w rizzler

    A man is looking at the camera. The text on top reads: "are you nike? cus we should just do it (nike rizz)".
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  • Crush

    2 years ago

    Mans Down Bad

    An image shows the character Megamind looking down at a small figure. The text above reads: "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Below the image is: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"
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  • Date

    2 years ago

    Inside, outside.

    The image is a split panel. On the left, a person is shown with a comical, wide-eyed, and sinister grin, with the text "My friends head:" and "A DATE?". On the right, another person is shown looking casual and bored, with the text "Outside of her:" and "Sure, I guess."
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  • Relationship

    3 years ago

    ...

    Two men standing on a golf course. One man on the left is dressed in black pants and a black shirt, and on the right is a man with white hair, wearing a blue polo and floral pink pants. The text reads "ppl who have one gf/bf. Me who has 2"
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  • Ocean

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a message showing a dolphin-like head and the text: Me: "cums in the ocean." 20 years later in front of my door.  Below this message is another message saying: "I would like you to stop messaging me".
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  • 2023

    2 years ago

    FRRRR

    The image shows two cartoon lemurs in a situation, with text overlay stating "Dating in 2023:". The first lemur looks uncomfortable and unsure, while the other one is standing very close.
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  • Dog

    9 months ago
    A brown dachshund is walking towards the viewer on a sidewalk, holding a twig with leaves in its mouth. Above the dog, the text "He's on his way to steal your girl 😂" is displayed.
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  • Tinder

    9 months ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."
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  • Private

    1 year ago

    Sadly

    The image contrasts a waterfall with a milk jug. The text above reads, "Ejaculating in private vs. when I have a girl over."
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