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Heroin Monkey

The top text says 'animal crossing fans when i seal them in a pool of sulphuric acid'. The bottom part of the image shows a man's face submerged in a yellow liquid, with his mouth open in distress, looking like he is being dissolved.

Heroin Monkey

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

A Star Wars Fan

A digitally altered image shows a scene from Star Wars with Kylo Ren holding a red lightsaber. Opposite him is an anime-style depiction of Jesus with long brown hair and a white robe, wielding a green lightsaber in the shape of a cross.

Adolf Nigler

A black and white image shows Donald Trump in a suit looking up with his hand raised in a salute. Next to him, another man in sunglasses is looking forward. In the background, there is an American flag with a black cross and a swastika.

Willy b

A cross-section diagram of the Y-1561 implosion sphere showing component placement with the text "You happy???"

Anonymous

The image is divided into two sections: On the left is an image of a complex structure labeled "Dyson sphere." On the right is a picture of a woman labeled "Girlfriend." Below, a table compares these two things based on three criteria: "Hot", "High maintenance", and "Generates 334.18 trillion terawatts of power." The Dyson sphere and the girlfriend both get a checkmark for being hot and high maintenance, but only the Dyson sphere gets a checkmark for generating 334.18 trillion terawatts of power, while the girlfriend gets a cross.

Heroin Monkey

A tweet shows the announcement that "Kung Fu Panda 4" crossed $480M at the worldwide box office, after which the tweeter comments on the next frame from the movie, in which the main character, Po the panda, looks completely shocked.

Your local comrade

I can now cross it off my bucket list

The image displays the text "Things I Want To Do Before I Die:".

Anonymous

An image with a 'The Klu Klux Krab' sign over a clam, a burning cross, a ghost drawing, and Squidward wearing a white robe and hood pointing angrily at Spongebob.

shaylie lol

The image shows a person with a slightly distorted face. The text above the image says "When your parents say 'hey we need to talk' and every single thing you've done since birth crosses your mind.". The bottom left corner shows 'Jamescharles_s'.

Heroin Monkey

A digital artwork showing a depiction of the alien character E.T. with a mohawk, a full beard and mustache, gold hoop earrings, and a large gold chain with a cross. The background is a dark grey.

Silly Sonka

Nook 182 is Blink 182 but Animal Crossing ( don’t take it down this time

A photo of the band Blink 182 with the heads replaced by Tom Nook. The text "NOOK-182" is written in pink. There is a small cartoon on the left with the words "SILLY INC."

Yuri

Supposed to be video but cant do that

The image shows a meme. The top part has a text overlay that reads: "Mexicans watching the filter change as they cross over the border". The bottom part is a picture of a man looking up with a surprised expression.

Toast ツ

Grizzlymilk

The image shows a Mickey Mouse figurine crucified on a wooden cross with painted red blood on its hands, and three rat figurines looking up at it.

T.walk1992

A cartoon shows a man crucified on a cross, with the text 'The BIBLE APP is FREE' above the man, plus some small emojis and the number 100.

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

When you try to sneak something

A cartoon character with a lavender hat and face is looking with an embarrassed expression at the viewer. The text says, "Cross: *kissing Dream* Either Dust, Killer, Horror, or Error: Caught in 4k. You ain't slick, bro."