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Moose

5 months ago
A screenshot of a Reddit post. The question reads, "What is something illegal that you've done and gotten away with?" The top comment says, "So you know how some people have bowls of candy with a 'take one' sign out for Halloween? Well, I fucked a dead moose."
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  • Stereotype

    5 months ago
    The image is a meme that references stereotypes of Ireland and Romania. Above two rows of flags and pictures the question "An Irishman leaves a car in Romania. Can the Romanians strip it apart before it blows up?" is written. On the left side is the flag of Ireland and underneath an image of a car burning with a man in a protective suit standing next to it. On the right side is the flag of Romania and underneath an image of a man in a ski mask appearing to be stealing parts of a car.
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  • Weed

    5 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A weed bag with Spongebob smoking is lying on the ground with the text "Do NOT want to run into whoever been smoking this." on the bottom of the image.
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  • Nipple

    5 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    Two hands are holding jumper cables. The text on the image says: "Your nipples. Hand them over now."
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  • Job

    5 months ago
    A catalytic converter is painted yellow with the words "Get a Job" written on it. The text above and below the catalytic converter reads: "This need to be on every catalytic converter!"
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  • Torture

    5 months ago
    A man is looking to the right in a close up shot. Text above reads: "When you getting tortured by the Cartel but the leader thick ahh Colombian daughter walks in so I gotta withstand the pain so she doesn't get the ick."
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  • Weapon

    6 months ago
    Image shows a depiction of heaven, with a multitude of figures in white robes. A blue planet is visible on the lower left, while on the lower right, two figures with wings are visible. The text overlay reads: "my whole bloodline chanting my name as i reach for the officers weapon".
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  • Man

    6 months ago
    The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.
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  • Drug

    6 months ago
    A statue with an exaggerated expression of shock and surprise. The text says, "When the cops find drugs and you have to act like you don't know how they got up your ass."
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  • Money

    6 months ago
    A tweet by derek guy @dieworkwear that reads: "i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds."
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  • List

    6 months ago

    Unbearable meme attempt 1

    An image of two muscular arms about to arm-wrestle. The left arm is labeled 'Schindler,' and the right arm is labeled 'Epstein.' The text 'Jewish guy with a list' appears above the two arms.
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  • Lizard

    6 months ago
    A bearded dragon lizard wears a black balaclava. The text overlay reads: "Gimme the bugs and no one gets hurt."
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  • Technology

    7 months ago
    A text post that says: "We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible." Followed by two comments: "what button", and "what fucking button".
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  • Newborn

    7 months ago
    An image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera. The text above reads: "the newborn i microwaved watching me go to heaven because i confessed my sins while he's stuck in purgatory for not being baptized."
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  • Murder

    7 months ago
    The image contains text from a news article reporting that Luigi Mangione, who was arrested for the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, was part of a group of Ivy League gamers who played a game similar to Among Us. It mentions the game in the text.
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  • Name

    8 months ago
    A mugshot of a man named Barry Larry Terry with wide, startled eyes. The text below states that he was arrested for unlawful possession of a wild racoon and not having a headlamp on his bicycle. The text above the image says "There is so much going on here. The name, the crimes, the mugshot."
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  • Week

    8 months ago
    The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.
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  • George Floyd

    8 months ago

    George Floyd in a nutshell.

    The image shows two pictures of the same Black man, in a reaction meme format. The top picture is deep-fried and has glowing eyes. The text on the image says: "real shit". Below that picture is written: "Fake $20s". The second picture is a picture of the man sleeping. The text on this image says "i sleep", and next to it, it's written: "Cop on my neck".
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  • Sir

    9 months ago
    The image is composed of three frames. The first shows a police officer asking a driver "CAN I SEE YOUR I.D.?". The driver is replying "NO SIR. I'M shidding". The second frame shows a man looking angry with the text "AS IN DEFECATING THROUGH A SUNROOF". The last frame shows a yellow car, with three circled faces superimposed: Two of them are over the roof and the one in the bottom right is on the street. The text at the bottom says "DEFECATE".
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  • Murder

    9 months ago
    A man with short curly hair and a wide smile is looking directly at the camera. Above him is the text 'What the difference for 1st 2nd 3rd degree murder'. The TikTok logo is visible in the lower-left corner. There are other usernames at the bottom.
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