New Conflict Memes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Myself

Wade · 2 years ago

Me, myself, and I

The image shows three panels from the movie Captain America Civil War. The top panel shows a man looking at someone with the text "ME" overlaid. The second panel shows another man looking at someone with the text "MYSELF" overlaid. The bottom panel shows the title card from the movie "CAPTAIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR", with the release date "MAY 6, 2016".

Fight

Wade · 2 years ago

Fight

The image shows a chart of character reactions during a fight. The characters are: one that is fighting, one that tries to stop the fight, one filming, one is confused, one just watches, and one that is screaming. The text at the top says "*a fight starts*".

Air

MrBreadHead · 2 years ago

Afgans looking at the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb like

A close-up shot of a man with a beard looking upwards with a worried expression.

Hawaii

Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

The image shows a map of Hawaii with the text "HAWAII WAS A PEACEFUL NATION" above it. Below the map, there's a scene with a group of people with fire helmets. The text below it reads: "Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked."

Amazon

Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked

Abraham Lincoln

Wade · 2 years ago

Abe vs The South

A cartoon character with a red cap and an angry expression. Text on top reads, "Abraham Lincoln gets elected. The South:". Bottom text says, "I guess I have no choice but to defend my agricultural assets."

Flag

minecraftsuchti · 2 years ago

The Austrian flag simply explained!

The image shows the Austrian flag divided into three horizontal stripes. The top and bottom stripes are red. In between is a white stripe. There is a black eagle with a hammer and sickle in the center. Underneath is text that says: starting a world war. The next line is a single blue box with the text: winning a world war. The last line is another black eagle with the text: (bonus) successfully blame germany 2 times.

Self

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Lorax

blach66 · 3 years ago

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a person with red hair is smiling and says "I don't really have any strong opinions on anything." In the second panel, a white figure is shocked with open mouth. The text next to this person reads "The Lorax is shit". The two lower panels show the red-haired person first with wide eyes and then with closed eyes holding a gun.

Nuke

King bob · 3 years ago

South Korea nukes

Two people stand in front of a large missile on a truck. The missile is black and white with a red star. The truck is an olive green military vehicle.

Paper

HydrousAxolotl · 3 years ago

The image shows two hands, one open in a 'paper' gesture and one clenched in a 'rock' gesture. The text above says "Paper" and the text below says "Beats Rock".

Dagger

Anonymous · 3 years ago

For some unexplainable reason I instantly though “hmm this sounds like something for dagger”

An image of a knight in full armor with a text overlay that reads "Here we can see two men eager to reclaim the holy land, staring at each other."

Christian

Anonymous · 3 years ago

That would be one hell of a war if it actually happens in the future

The image shows a still from a movie with a text overlay: "Christians and Muslims coming together to fight against the degeneracy that is modern day Progressivism". The still shows two groups of soldiers from different armies shaking hands.

Struggle

Doom Slayer · 3 years ago

i will join the necrons because of this

A soldier wearing a helmet with a winged skull symbol on it has a surprised look on his face. The text above reads, "When you realize all the struggles of humanity, Chaos, Eldar, Orks, and Tau." The text below reads, "are child's play compared to what the Necrons have done and will do again."

Friendship

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Friendship

The image shows three cartoon figures. The central yellow figure is labeled "ME". On the left, a blue figure labeled "MY FRIEND" is holding a knife to the central figure. On the right, a green figure labeled "MY OTHER FRIEND" is also holding a knife to the central figure. Text at the top reads: "WHEN YOUR FRIENDS HATE EACH OTHER".

Account

EmoNessa🖤🖤🖤 · 3 years ago

me to fake acc

A Barbie doll is wearing a white hijab. The text "see u in court" is in the image.

War

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

russia

The image shows two panels. The top panel has text that says "Putin: civil war in Ukraine. Meanwhile, reality:". The bottom panel is a still from the movie Home Alone. It shows a boy aiming a rifle at a small door. Above the boy the text says "Ukraine". The head of a man is looking through the hole in the door. Above the man the text says "Russia".

Neighbor

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Yessir

A man looking over a fence with the text "MY WIFE IS FURIOUS AT OUR NEIGHBOR WHO SUNBATHES TOPLESS IN HER BACKYARD. PERSONALLY, I'M ON THE FENCE."

Member

Queens In The House · 3 years ago

😢😢😢

The image shows four cartoon characters with happy faces: a green book, a gray diamond, a white cube and a black sphere. In front of the gray diamond there is a blue saw. The text on the image says: "WE KILLED OUR ALLIANCE MEMBER WITH A SAW BRO"

Girl

Hgfdfrgt · 3 years ago

When ur watching the two fat girls fighting over the last donut

A GIF of Michael Jackson eating popcorn in a movie theater. The expression on his face suggests he is watching something surprising or absurd.