New Conflict Memes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

pinkie pie vs jesus who y’all betting on

A photo shows two individuals in costume facing each other, ready to fight. One is dressed as Pinkie Pie from "My Little Pony", and the other is dressed as Jesus, with a white robe and brown hair. They are in a hallway with other people in the background.

Taiwan numbah wun

A man stands in front of a line of tanks. He is wearing a white shirt and dark pants.

The image is split into two. On the left is a vintage black-and-white image of a smiling soldier holding a lit cigarette. On the right is a color photo of a person with a purple bandana, pink hair and tattoos. Above the soldier image is the text "My generation is going to start a revolution!!!" Below the color photo is the text "Your generation can't even start a lawnmower."

A comic strip shows a group of people in a meeting. In the first panel, one person asks what to do now that it's November. In the second panel, two people suggest celebrating Christmas, while another suggests celebrating Thanksgiving. In the third panel, the man who suggested Thanksgiving is thrown out of a building.

The image shows a drawn person with golden armor and orange glasses over a youtube video frame. The text below the video says, "Nearly Threw Hands with a 13 year old" by nabulordoforder445, 6,404 views, 1 hour ago.

Me, myself, and I

The image shows three panels from the movie Captain America Civil War. The top panel shows a man looking at someone with the text "ME" overlaid. The second panel shows another man looking at someone with the text "MYSELF" overlaid. The bottom panel shows the title card from the movie "CAPTAIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR", with the release date "MAY 6, 2016".

Fight

The image shows a chart of character reactions during a fight. The characters are: one that is fighting, one that tries to stop the fight, one filming, one is confused, one just watches, and one that is screaming. The text at the top says "*a fight starts*".

Afgans looking at the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb like

A close-up shot of a man with a beard looking upwards with a worried expression.

The image shows a map of Hawaii with the text "HAWAII WAS A PEACEFUL NATION" above it. Below the map, there's a scene with a group of people with fire helmets. The text below it reads: "Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked."

Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked

Abe vs The South

A cartoon character with a red cap and an angry expression. Text on top reads, "Abraham Lincoln gets elected. The South:". Bottom text says, "I guess I have no choice but to defend my agricultural assets."

The Austrian flag simply explained!

The image shows the Austrian flag divided into three horizontal stripes. The top and bottom stripes are red. In between is a white stripe. There is a black eagle with a hammer and sickle in the center. Underneath is text that says: starting a world war. The next line is a single blue box with the text: winning a world war. The last line is another black eagle with the text: (bonus) successfully blame germany 2 times.

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a person with red hair is smiling and says "I don't really have any strong opinions on anything." In the second panel, a white figure is shocked with open mouth. The text next to this person reads "The Lorax is shit". The two lower panels show the red-haired person first with wide eyes and then with closed eyes holding a gun.

South Korea nukes

Two people stand in front of a large missile on a truck. The missile is black and white with a red star. The truck is an olive green military vehicle.

The image shows two hands, one open in a 'paper' gesture and one clenched in a 'rock' gesture. The text above says "Paper" and the text below says "Beats Rock".

For some unexplainable reason I instantly though “hmm this sounds like something for dagger”

An image of a knight in full armor with a text overlay that reads "Here we can see two men eager to reclaim the holy land, staring at each other."

That would be one hell of a war if it actually happens in the future

The image shows a still from a movie with a text overlay: "Christians and Muslims coming together to fight against the degeneracy that is modern day Progressivism". The still shows two groups of soldiers from different armies shaking hands.

i will join the necrons because of this

A soldier wearing a helmet with a winged skull symbol on it has a surprised look on his face. The text above reads, "When you realize all the struggles of humanity, Chaos, Eldar, Orks, and Tau." The text below reads, "are child's play compared to what the Necrons have done and will do again."

Friendship

The image shows three cartoon figures. The central yellow figure is labeled "ME". On the left, a blue figure labeled "MY FRIEND" is holding a knife to the central figure. On the right, a green figure labeled "MY OTHER FRIEND" is also holding a knife to the central figure. Text at the top reads: "WHEN YOUR FRIENDS HATE EACH OTHER".