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Car Accident

16 views · what’s dudeese · 7 days ago
A screenshot of a Twitter post shows a profile picture of a simple cartoon face. The user 'charlie @zam_charlie' posted '23h' ago, saying: 'so i killed a guy in a car accident 2 months ago and i'm going to have to go to prison for it'. Below the tweet, an image features three animated women with exaggerated expressions of crying and screaming, mouths wide open. The woman in the center holds a dark-colored smartphone.
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    • Donut

    36 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The original post states, "if i had a dick i'd stack donuts on it". The reply begins by participating in the crude joke, saying, "Yeah I probably get 2 or 3 donuts ahaha," before abruptly transitioning into a detailed murder confession, providing the location (Sam Houston National Park 30.535993, -95.645309), depth (7.3 feet), and the victim's name and age (Josef Kalic, 34 years old), and the date of the crime (2006).
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    • Lingerie

    141 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago
    A screenshot of an online comment section. The top comment by 'sissyslutforyouonly' reads: "I wore my mom's lingerie and got off to imagining my dad doing me (I'm not a girl)". A reply by 'dave_mustains_stolen_riff' features a black and white image of a war-weary soldier with a thousand-yard stare, looking intensely into the camera.
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    • Newborn

    27 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    An image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera. The text above reads: "the newborn i microwaved watching me go to heaven because i confessed my sins while he's stuck in purgatory for not being baptized."
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    • Grandpa

    2267 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A screenshot of a conversation on a dark background, showing three comments from an anonymous user labeled 'AG (Anon)'. The first comment, posted '4 minutes ago', says 'No shit, you said that before.' The next two comments, posted 'now', read: 'I am also gay, I wish my grandpa would let me fuck him' and 'But for now I guess i'll just have to settle with raping my dog'.
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    • Father

    25 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"
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    • Pussy

    120 views · Bozo · 3 years ago

    you heard him, quit being a pussy

    A cartoon image of a turtle with a sword. The text on the image says "Quit being a pussy and confess to your crush already."
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