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MATTIX

The image shows two cars with the following text. "Car manufacturers be like:". The upper car is a stylish, red concept car on a road. Below it is a small, red pedal car on what appears to be a platform.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a series of black silhouette figures with text labels below each one. The figures are combinations of men and horses, like headless horseman, manless horse, or lesshorse headman.

Cupツ

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On the left, a screenshot of a social media post showing a question "How much is $2 chips?", followed by a comment: "It probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes". On the right, a man looks confused.

A Star Wars Fan

A still from the Star Wars video game featuring Jar Jar Binks with a red lightsaber. The image contains the text: "Therapist: Darth Jar Jar isn't real, he can't hurt you. Darth Jar Jar: Jar Jar Binks: Mesa going to hurt yousa!"

Your local comrade

I can now cross it off my bucket list

The image displays the text "Things I Want To Do Before I Die:".

Jazzy💕

Four images of different people looking confused are shown, overlaid with the text: "*hits blunt*. If nothing is impossible then is it possible for something to be impossible?"

MEME LORD

The image shows text overlayed on a blue background featuring a video game character. The text reads: "I think Fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

The image shows a series of illustrations depicting various ear arrangements on a human and cat-like figures. The first row includes a human with cat ears, a human with only cat ears, and a human with hidden human ears labeled "Schrödinger's ears". The second row shows a human with cat ears on the side, a human with human ears on the top and a cat labeled with question marks. The third row depicts a cat with different ear arrangements, labeled with question marks, "???++", and "Hellspawn". The last row includes a human with two sets of cat ears, a pink blob with many ears with the text "I'm all ear" and a collection of eyes with ears with the text "do not be afraid".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a red box and a perfume bottle designed to look like Doritos packaging. The box says "Doritos" and "Nacho Cheese". The perfume bottle has the same label and is filled with an orange liquid.

Wilkinsonburritos

final character designs

The image shows eight hand-drawn character designs. Each character has a name written above them. Jake is holding a guitar, Madi is wearing a star necklace and banana pants, Toast is a person with a toast head, Wilkin has a drink, Wade wears a red mask and jacket, Dagger is a dark figure with a crown, and Virgo has long hair and wears a brown coat.

Wade

Spin

The image shows a four panel comic with Lego figures. The first panel says, "What is spin, exactly?" In the second panel, it states, "It's like when a ball spins but it's not a ball". The third panel shows a close up of a Lego head with a smile. In the last panel it concludes with, "And it doesn't spin".

Wade

I guess all humans are bisexual because it’s “the default”

A post on a social media platform with the title "Normal" and an emoji of a waste bin. There are two comments below. One user named Lex suggests that there is no normal, only a majority. The second user named A Wild Bean suggests that bisexuality is the human default.

ADHD autist

Well, Thanks Cleverbot, I guess?

Inessa :)

A drawing of a hand holding a house inside a lightbulb on a blue background.