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Head

1 year ago
A yellow emoji face wearing large, dark-rimmed glasses, with buck teeth visible and a slightly open mouth. Above the face is the text, 'Stop hitting my child in the head with a lead pipe!'
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  • Kid

    3 years ago

    FOR REAL

    A child with red sunglasses and a black and white bathing suit, in a yellow float, is laughing, while a woman is smiling in the background. The text says "You never realize how weird you are until you have a kid that acts just like you." The logo "RD" is in the lower-right corner.
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  • Goldfish

    2 years ago

    The best snack

    The image shows a goldfish cracker with a red circle and line in the middle, as if it was shot. The text above says, "SNAP THAT CHILD'S BACK", and the text below the cracker says, "GOLDFISH".
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  • Baby

    3 years ago

    ahhhhhh

    A photo shows two babies. One is dressed in an orange jumpsuit with a drawn-on black mustache and eyebrows, and is standing with a stern look. The other baby is in the foreground with a distressed facial expression.
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  • Mom

    2 years ago

    MOOOMMMM

    A person with a distorted, wide-open mouth yells 'YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?' The text above the image states: '*mom calls my name* Me: "YES MOM?" *no answer* Me: "YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?"'
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  • Parent

    1 year ago
    The image shows two panels. The top panel shows a mother looking at a baby with a loving gaze, the mother gently holds the baby's hand and kisses it. The text reads "WHEN MOM IS ALONE WITH THE BABY." The bottom panel shows a father's hands on a baby's cheeks with a slight squeezing. The baby has a pouty, grumpy face. The text reads "WHEN DAD IS ALONE WITH THE BABY."
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  • Childhood

    1 year ago
    A social media post featuring a photo of actor Benedict Cumberbatch. The text above the photo states: "Actor Benedict Cumberbatch has revealed that, as a child, he suffered with crippling constipation." Below the photo, a comment from the account "Pun_bible" reads: "No shit Sherlock."
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  • Kid

    1 year ago

    Me when kids

    The image shows two yellow emoticons. The first one is normal and has an outstretched hand next to it. The second emoticon has red eyes and a bloody hand is shown cutting it from the side.
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  • Vehicle

    2 years ago

    Like if you know what i'm talking about

    The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a smiling boy wearing a seatbelt inside a car. The text above him reads: "CHILDREN MUST ALWAYS WEAR A SEAT BELT". The bottom part shows the inside of a school bus with many empty seats. The text below reads: "EXCEPT IF YOU PUT 50 OF THEM IN ONE VEHICLE".
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  • Gift

    1 year ago
    A picture of John Cena smiling. Below the picture there is the text: "John Cena surprises 7-year-old boy with cancer on his birthday" and "winnipegsun.com". The caption on the post reads: "What a terrible gift."
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  • Key

    1 year ago
    A picture of Elon Musk with the text 'Elon Musk's 3 keys to success'. Below there are three items listed as '1. Child slavery, 2. Child slavery, 3. Child slavery'.
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  • Acronym

    2 months ago
    A meme featuring a worried-looking teenage boy intently texting on a flip phone. Around him are graphics of Star Wars Clone Wars elements: a Republic Gunship, a Clone Trooper, and two Battle Droids. Below the image, the text asks, "IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE CLONE WARS?" followed by a list of common texting acronyms reinterpreted into military jargon related to the Clone Wars: STFU (Sighted Trade Federation Units), LOL (Launch Our LAAT's), BRB (Bring Reinforcements for Battle), IDC (Intercepted Droid Communications), BTW (Broke The Walkers), and OMG (Operate My Gunship).
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  • Fix

    2 years ago

    How i feel when...

    A baby with dirty hands and clothes is standing in front of a car with his arms outstretched. The text says, "How I feel when I fix something."
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  • Action

    1 year ago
    The image shows a stick figure with its arm in different positions. The text labels the different arm positions: 'CALL WAITER', 'CALL TAXI', 'PET CHILDREN', 'PET DOG', and 'REST'. Additionally, there's a text that reads: "Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt: Erika!".
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  • Time

    2 years ago
    A red toy phone has the words "It's Time to Call" above "911". A hand is pressing the button. There are cartoon children on the side.
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  • Wink

    2 years ago

    POV: That one kid tryna wink

    A photo of a woman with one eye squinted and her nose slightly contorted, simulating a failed wink. Her other eye is wide and looking in another direction. She wears a floral top and stands in front of a wooden background.
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  • Airport security

    2 years ago
    A video still showing a child in front of a green screen. To the left is a box of toys. The text above reads: "Me showing the airport security what's in my bag:"
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  • Priest

    1 year ago
    A picture shows a priest on the left and Woody from Toy Story on the right. The text on the image asks, "What's the difference between a priest and Woody?" The punchline is below: "Woody goes limp when a child enters the room!"
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  • Book

    1 year ago
    An illustration of a red fire engine with two people standing near it. The text below in German says: "Das Hilfeleistungslöschgruppenfahrzeug der Feuerwehr. Es transportiert Feuerwehrleute, Leitern, Werkzeuge, Schläu."
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  • Hunting

    1 year ago
    A photo shows two signs posted one above the other. The top sign is a yellow diamond with the word "SLOW" above an image of a running figure and the words "CHILDREN AT PLAY" below. The second sign is a white rectangle with the text "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY".
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