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Priest

1 year ago
The image shows two pictures side by side. The left picture shows a smiling priest in a black robe holding a book. The right picture is of Woody, a toy character from the movie "Toy Story" with his distinctive cowboy hat. Above the pictures, text reads, "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND WOODY?" Below the pictures, the text continues with "WOODY GOES LIMP WHEN A CHILD ENTERS THE ROOM!"
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  • Parent

    1 year ago
    The image shows two panels. The top panel shows a mother looking at a baby with a loving gaze, the mother gently holds the baby's hand and kisses it. The text reads "WHEN MOM IS ALONE WITH THE BABY." The bottom panel shows a father's hands on a baby's cheeks with a slight squeezing. The baby has a pouty, grumpy face. The text reads "WHEN DAD IS ALONE WITH THE BABY."
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  • Goldfish

    2 years ago

    The best snack

    The image shows a goldfish cracker with a red circle and line in the middle, as if it was shot. The text above says, "SNAP THAT CHILD'S BACK", and the text below the cracker says, "GOLDFISH".
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  • Baby

    3 years ago

    ahhhhhh

    A photo shows two babies. One is dressed in an orange jumpsuit with a drawn-on black mustache and eyebrows, and is standing with a stern look. The other baby is in the foreground with a distressed facial expression.
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  • Kid

    3 years ago

    FOR REAL

    A child with red sunglasses and a black and white bathing suit, in a yellow float, is laughing, while a woman is smiling in the background. The text says "You never realize how weird you are until you have a kid that acts just like you." The logo "RD" is in the lower-right corner.
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  • Kid

    1 year ago

    Me when kids

    The image shows two yellow emoticons. The first one is normal and has an outstretched hand next to it. The second emoticon has red eyes and a bloody hand is shown cutting it from the side.
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  • Head

    1 year ago
    A yellow emoji face wearing large, dark-rimmed glasses, with buck teeth visible and a slightly open mouth. Above the face is the text, 'Stop hitting my child in the head with a lead pipe!'
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  • Vehicle

    2 years ago

    Like if you know what i'm talking about

    The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a smiling boy wearing a seatbelt inside a car. The text above him reads: "CHILDREN MUST ALWAYS WEAR A SEAT BELT". The bottom part shows the inside of a school bus with many empty seats. The text below reads: "EXCEPT IF YOU PUT 50 OF THEM IN ONE VEHICLE".
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    Tax dollar

    4 months ago
    An illustration in a muted orange-brown tone. On the left, a small, emaciated, sad-looking figure labeled "Sad billionaires with only 4 yachts" sits on the ground, looking up, with a few drops of liquid falling towards them from a large pipe above. On the right, a large, plump, well-dressed man labeled "Greedy children who want to eat breakfast" has his mouth wide open, receiving a massive stream of liquid from the same pipe, which is labeled "Our Tax Dollars".
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  • Key

    1 year ago
    A picture of Elon Musk with the text 'Elon Musk's 3 keys to success'. Below there are three items listed as '1. Child slavery, 2. Child slavery, 3. Child slavery'.
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  • Mom

    2 years ago

    MOOOMMMM

    A person with a distorted, wide-open mouth yells 'YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?' The text above the image states: '*mom calls my name* Me: "YES MOM?" *no answer* Me: "YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?"'
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  • Childhood

    1 year ago
    A social media post featuring a photo of actor Benedict Cumberbatch. The text above the photo states: "Actor Benedict Cumberbatch has revealed that, as a child, he suffered with crippling constipation." Below the photo, a comment from the account "Pun_bible" reads: "No shit Sherlock."
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  • Fix

    2 years ago

    How i feel when...

    A baby with dirty hands and clothes is standing in front of a car with his arms outstretched. The text says, "How I feel when I fix something."
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  • Action

    1 year ago
    The image shows a stick figure with its arm in different positions. The text labels the different arm positions: 'CALL WAITER', 'CALL TAXI', 'PET CHILDREN', 'PET DOG', and 'REST'. Additionally, there's a text that reads: "Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt: Erika!".
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  • Way

    11 months ago
    An illustration of a red fire engine with two people standing near it. The text below in German says: "Das Hilfeleistungslöschgruppenfahrzeug der Feuerwehr. Es transportiert Feuerwehrleute, Leitern, Werkzeuge, Schläu."
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  • Hunting

    1 year ago
    A photo shows two signs posted one above the other. The top sign is a yellow diamond with the word "SLOW" above an image of a running figure and the words "CHILDREN AT PLAY" below. The second sign is a white rectangle with the text "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY".
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  • Wink

    2 years ago

    POV: That one kid tryna wink

    A photo of a woman with one eye squinted and her nose slightly contorted, simulating a failed wink. Her other eye is wide and looking in another direction. She wears a floral top and stands in front of a wooden background.
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  • Airport security

    1 year ago
    A video still showing a child in front of a green screen. To the left is a box of toys. The text above reads: "Me showing the airport security what's in my bag:"
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  • Meme

    1 year ago
    The image shows a computer desktop with three folder icons. From left to right, the first folder is labeled "WW3 Memes", the second is "Memes for Russian Invasion of Ukraine", and the third is labeled "Child Po".
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  • Time

    2 years ago
    A red toy phone has the words "It's Time to Call" above "911". A hand is pressing the button. There are cartoon children on the side.
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