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Goldfish

2 years ago

The best snack

The image shows a goldfish cracker with a red circle and line in the middle, as if it was shot. The text above says, "SNAP THAT CHILD'S BACK", and the text below the cracker says, "GOLDFISH".
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  • Baby

    2 years ago

    ahhhhhh

    A photo shows two babies. One is dressed in an orange jumpsuit with a drawn-on black mustache and eyebrows, and is standing with a stern look. The other baby is in the foreground with a distressed facial expression.
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  • Kid

    2 years ago

    FOR REAL

    A child with red sunglasses and a black and white bathing suit, in a yellow float, is laughing, while a woman is smiling in the background. The text says "You never realize how weird you are until you have a kid that acts just like you." The logo "RD" is in the lower-right corner.
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  • Kid

    1 year ago

    Me when kids

    The image shows two yellow emoticons. The first one is normal and has an outstretched hand next to it. The second emoticon has red eyes and a bloody hand is shown cutting it from the side.
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  • Parent

    1 year ago
    The image shows two panels. The top panel shows a mother looking at a baby with a loving gaze, the mother gently holds the baby's hand and kisses it. The text reads "WHEN MOM IS ALONE WITH THE BABY." The bottom panel shows a father's hands on a baby's cheeks with a slight squeezing. The baby has a pouty, grumpy face. The text reads "WHEN DAD IS ALONE WITH THE BABY."
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    "Stop hitting my child
in the head with a
lead pipe!"
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  • Thomas

    2 years ago

    Thomas the child.

    A split image shows a young child on the left and a face-swapped image of the child with the face of Thomas the Tank Engine on the right. The text above reads: "This is the most cursed faceswap I have ever seen."
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  • Priest

    1 year ago
    The image shows two pictures side by side. The left picture shows a smiling priest in a black robe holding a book. The right picture is of Woody, a toy character from the movie "Toy Story" with his distinctive cowboy hat. Above the pictures, text reads, "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND WOODY?" Below the pictures, the text continues with "WOODY GOES LIMP WHEN A CHILD ENTERS THE ROOM!"
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  • Vehicle

    2 years ago

    Like if you know what i'm talking about

    The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a smiling boy wearing a seatbelt inside a car. The text above him reads: "CHILDREN MUST ALWAYS WEAR A SEAT BELT". The bottom part shows the inside of a school bus with many empty seats. The text below reads: "EXCEPT IF YOU PUT 50 OF THEM IN ONE VEHICLE".
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  • Mom

    2 years ago

    MOOOMMMM

    A person with a distorted, wide-open mouth yells 'YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?' The text above the image states: '*mom calls my name* Me: "YES MOM?" *no answer* Me: "YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?"'
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    Actor Benedict Cumberbatch has
revealed that, as a child, he suffered wi
crippling constipation.
www
PB Pun_bible
@thepunbible
No shit Sherlock
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  • T

    Tax dollar

    2 months ago
    An illustration in a muted orange-brown tone. On the left, a small, emaciated, sad-looking figure labeled "Sad billionaires with only 4 yachts" sits on the ground, looking up, with a few drops of liquid falling towards them from a large pipe above. On the right, a large, plump, well-dressed man labeled "Greedy children who want to eat breakfast" has his mouth wide open, receiving a massive stream of liquid from the same pipe, which is labeled "Our Tax Dollars".
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  • Wink

    2 years ago

    POV: That one kid tryna wink

    A photo of a woman with one eye squinted and her nose slightly contorted, simulating a failed wink. Her other eye is wide and looking in another direction. She wears a floral top and stands in front of a wooden background.
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  • Airport security

    1 year ago
    A video still showing a child in front of a green screen. To the left is a box of toys. The text above reads: "Me showing the airport security what's in my bag:"
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  • Key

    1 year ago
    A picture of Elon Musk with the text 'Elon Musk's 3 keys to success'. Below there are three items listed as '1. Child slavery, 2. Child slavery, 3. Child slavery'.
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  • Time

    2 years ago
    A red toy phone has the words "It's Time to Call" above "911". A hand is pressing the button. There are cartoon children on the side.
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  • Meme

    1 year ago
    The image shows a computer desktop with three folder icons. From left to right, the first folder is labeled "WW3 Memes", the second is "Memes for Russian Invasion of Ukraine", and the third is labeled "Child Po".
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  • Action

    11 months ago
    The image shows a stick figure with its arm in different positions. The text labels the different arm positions: 'CALL WAITER', 'CALL TAXI', 'PET CHILDREN', 'PET DOG', and 'REST'. Additionally, there's a text that reads: "Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt: Erika!".
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  • Mom

    1 year ago
    Two images show a dad holding a baby. The text says "Mom said 'NO' So I asked dad and he said 'YES'".
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  • Guitar

    1 year ago
    The image shows a distorted face that is a mix between a person and a guitar. The face's mouth is a guitar's sound hole, and the nose and forehead appear as part of the guitar neck. Below this image are two text messages. The first message in a blue bubble reads "When your childs born aucoustic" and the second message is in a grey bubble and reads "Don't ever text me again or I'll call the cops".
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