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The best snack

The image shows a goldfish cracker with a red circle and line in the middle, as if it was shot. The text above says, "SNAP THAT CHILD'S BACK", and the text below the cracker says, "GOLDFISH".

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ahhhhhh

A photo shows two babies. One is dressed in an orange jumpsuit with a drawn-on black mustache and eyebrows, and is standing with a stern look. The other baby is in the foreground with a distressed facial expression.

Nintendo Fan

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows a mother looking at a baby with a loving gaze, the mother gently holds the baby's hand and kisses it. The text reads "WHEN MOM IS ALONE WITH THE BABY." The bottom panel shows a father's hands on a baby's cheeks with a slight squeezing. The baby has a pouty, grumpy face. The text reads "WHEN DAD IS ALONE WITH THE BABY."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a blurred scene of two figures fighting. The text overlay reads: "Me fighting off Child Protective Services from taking away my beer getting machine."

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Me when kids

The image shows two yellow emoticons. The first one is normal and has an outstretched hand next to it. The second emoticon has red eyes and a bloody hand is shown cutting it from the side.

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Like if you know what i'm talking about

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a smiling boy wearing a seatbelt inside a car. The text above him reads: "CHILDREN MUST ALWAYS WEAR A SEAT BELT". The bottom part shows the inside of a school bus with many empty seats. The text below reads: "EXCEPT IF YOU PUT 50 OF THEM IN ONE VEHICLE".

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MOOOMMMM

A person with a distorted, wide-open mouth yells 'YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?' The text above the image states: '*mom calls my name* Me: "YES MOM?" *no answer* Me: "YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?"'

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Thomas the child.

A split image shows a young child on the left and a face-swapped image of the child with the face of Thomas the Tank Engine on the right. The text above reads: "This is the most cursed faceswap I have ever seen."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Elon Musk with the text 'Elon Musk's 3 keys to success'. Below there are three items listed as '1. Child slavery, 2. Child slavery, 3. Child slavery'.

M3ME G0D

A video still showing a child in front of a green screen. To the left is a box of toys. The text above reads: "Me showing the airport security what's in my bag:"

Heroin Monkey

A young child in a winter coat and hat pets what appears to be a large, fluffy dog. The bottom panel shows three stick figures in a row, with the last one having a shocked expression and the text "realization" above it.

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The image shows two pictures side by side. The left picture shows a smiling priest in a black robe holding a book. The right picture is of Woody, a toy character from the movie "Toy Story" with his distinctive cowboy hat. Above the pictures, text reads, "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND WOODY?" Below the pictures, the text continues with "WOODY GOES LIMP WHEN A CHILD ENTERS THE ROOM!"

Nintendo Fan

Two images show a dad holding a baby. The text says "Mom said 'NO' So I asked dad and he said 'YES'".

Heroin Monkey

Actor Benedict Cumberbatch has
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M3ME G0D

A red toy phone has the words "It's Time to Call" above "911". A hand is pressing the button. There are cartoon children on the side.

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How much?

A search bar showing the word "children" followed by "shopping" circled. Below is a picture of Geralt with the text "Hmm."

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POV: That one kid tryna wink

A photo of a woman with one eye squinted and her nose slightly contorted, simulating a failed wink. Her other eye is wide and looking in another direction. She wears a floral top and stands in front of a wooden background.

A Star Wars Fan

An illustration of a red fire engine with two people standing near it. The text below in German says: "Das Hilfeleistungslöschgruppenfahrzeug der Feuerwehr. Es transportiert Feuerwehrleute, Leitern, Werkzeuge, Schläu."

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two parts. The top part features a handwritten note that says, "If an alien came to visit, I would kill it. By Bella". Below is a black and white image of a stern-looking man with a Hello Kitty bow in his hair.

MEME LORD

A black and brown dachshund walks with its back legs very stiffly while its front legs are more relaxed. The text on the image reads "Me playing with my son's thing when I change his diaper (The way it wiggles is funny)"

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