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i know what i’m naming my child

A Google search results page for the search term "p girl names." The results include typical names like "Paige," "Patricia," and "Penelope," but also lists "Pakistan International Airlines."

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows three characters from the video game Hollow Knight. The character on the left is Grim, with a surprised facial expression. On the right is a character with large wings. The central character, the Knight, stands on a stool and is extending a hand with a paper to Grim, while the Knight says "Pay your damn child support". Above Grim's head is the word "Jesus".

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The image shows a distorted and zoomed-in face of the character Mr. Incredible with his tongue sticking out. Above his head the text reads: "When you see a kid you don't like outside of school:".

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The image shows a text at the top that says, "In the film Toy Story, if one of the toys died the child would just keep playing with its corpses. - A 5-year-old." Below the text, there is an image of a man with gray hair and a slight smile.

Chri5

Explosion in background

A four-panel comic shows a crying man with glasses saying "You need to be more inclusive and tell LGBTQ stories to your children!!" A buff, bearded man replies "OK." In the next panel, the crying man is even more upset. The buff man says to a small boy "Son, this is the story of Sodom and Gomorrah..." An explosion is in the background.

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the baby

A close-up photo of a baby with dark skin wearing a white cap and a blue t-shirt that says "Daddy Love."

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me when my mom wakes me up!

A baby with an extremely grumpy facial expression, furrowed brow, and pursed lips is looking directly at the camera.

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An anime character is looking at a small stick and wondering if this stick is their destined wizard wand. The text says: "7 year old geeks. Is this my destined wizard wand? Weird random stick."

MEME LORD

A black and brown dachshund walks with its back legs very stiffly while its front legs are more relaxed. The text on the image reads "Me playing with my son's thing when I change his diaper (The way it wiggles is funny)"

Heroin Monkey

A young child in a winter coat and hat pets what appears to be a large, fluffy dog. The bottom panel shows three stick figures in a row, with the last one having a shocked expression and the text "realization" above it.

Heroin Monkey

A picture shows a priest on the left and Woody from Toy Story on the right. The text on the image asks, "What's the difference between a priest and Woody?" The punchline is below: "Woody goes limp when a child enters the room!"

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two parts. The top part features a handwritten note that says, "If an alien came to visit, I would kill it. By Bella". Below is a black and white image of a stern-looking man with a Hello Kitty bow in his hair.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a computer desktop with three folder icons. From left to right, the first folder is labeled "WW3 Memes", the second is "Memes for Russian Invasion of Ukraine", and the third is labeled "Child Po".

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A young child is holding a toy gun toward a small dog. The text above says "Why you eat my shicken nugget". An angry emoji appears at the bottom.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

The image shows a two-panel meme featuring Spongebob Squarepants. The top panel reads: "Moms when you buy something with their money", paired with an image of Spongebob with a wide-open mouth and shocked expression. The bottom panel reads: "Moms when they buy something with your money", paired with an image of Spongebob with a cute and innocent face, and hands on his cheek.

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The image shows a distorted face that is a mix between a person and a guitar. The face's mouth is a guitar's sound hole, and the nose and forehead appear as part of the guitar neck. Below this image are two text messages. The first message in a blue bubble reads "When your childs born aucoustic" and the second message is in a grey bubble and reads "Don't ever text me again or I'll call the cops".

✨Jassy✨

Like if you can relate

The image shows a person in a white tank top and blue pants with a green beanie, posed in a dancing stance with the text "No one: Babies at 4:00 AM:" above them.

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a meme with multiple frames of the character Takua from the Bionicle movie, with the text "Takua!" in different situations and from different characters. At the top of the image, a text says: "My son: Dad, why do you keep calling me Takua? Mom didn't let you name me that. Me:".

Anonymous

Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.

A photo of Winston-Salem State QB Rudy Johnson with a black eye, accompanied by text stating that the picture was published on November 18, 2013, by Larry Brown and text that promotes help for children who lost parents in the Russian war in Ukraine.

Heroin Monkey

A list of documented cases of feral children including primates, wolves, dogs, bears, sheep, cattle, goats, and ostriches. The list ends with: 3.9 Raised by the French.

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