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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A picture of Elon Musk with the text 'Elon Musk's 3 keys to success'. Below there are three items listed as '1. Child slavery, 2. Child slavery, 3. Child slavery'.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Me when I see unattended 12 year olds...

    A white sheep is standing in a boat, which is placed into a hole in a Minecraft game. The sheep is facing a block that is connected to a piston.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A picture shows a priest on the left and Woody from Toy Story on the right. The text on the image asks, "What's the difference between a priest and Woody?" The punchline is below: "Woody goes limp when a child enters the room!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a comparison of 'Stoners 2020' and 'Stoners 1520'. In the first panel, a modern stoner is crying and saying 'This weed is too strong, I'm having an anxiety attack,' while another says, 'Haha pussy.' In the second panel, two indigenous people are shown with a bright background, one says, 'Nice Ayahuasca,' and the other says, 'Let's sacrifice a child.'
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a YouTube video titled "I ALMOST Got My Kids Back!" by CJ SO COOL. The video thumbnail shows CJ SO COOL reaching for two young children running away from him in a field.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The image shows a three-panel cartoon. In the first panel, superheroes Superman and Flash are in a classroom where students are throwing paper airplanes and misbehaving. In the last panel, a catgirl is teaching math on the blackboard, and the students are quietly paying attention.
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  • countryhumans memes
    1 year ago
    The image shows a cartoon meme in the style of an instructional manual, titled "Exercising Baby." Two figures resembling countryballs are depicted on either side of a weightlifting bench. On the left, a figure with a red body and a yellow star on its head, marked with "YES," is stretching the limbs of a small child. On the right, marked with "NO," a figure with a red body and a black military hat is pressing a barbell on top of another small child laying on the weightlifting bench. Russia is next to the bench, saying "Dad wut."
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  • Jazzy💕
    1 year ago

    W pit bull

    A photo of a pitbull swimming in water. Text overlay reads: "Heroic pitbull swims 5 miles out to sea to bite a child."
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  • DAP ME UP
    1 year ago
    The image shows a conversation between a person and a group of kids who are familiar with Naruto only through TikTok. The bottom of the image has an anime screen capture with the caption "Shall I kill these children?"
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    An M&M candy character is positioned next to a sticker on a package that has a peel-off arrow. There is also text on the package around the sticker.
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    A black and brown dachshund walks with its back legs very stiffly while its front legs are more relaxed. The text on the image reads "Me playing with my son's thing when I change his diaper (The way it wiggles is funny)"
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    A young child with a shaved head, wearing a nasal cannula, holds up a sign that reads "IT'S MY LAST DAY." The child is sitting in a chair and there is a balloon and star decorations in the background.
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  • arsonisfun
    1 year ago

    Me when kids

    The image shows two yellow emoticons. The first one is normal and has an outstretched hand next to it. The second emoticon has red eyes and a bloody hand is shown cutting it from the side.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A dialogue between a son and his dad where the son asks what a man is. The dad responds, "A man takes care of his family". The son says he wants to be a man like his mom. The last line is just "DAD:" and below that is a picture of an older man crying.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    "Stop hitting my child
in the head with a
lead pipe!"
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  • DAP ME UP
    1 year ago
    The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel is a pink square with the text "GOT NO KIDS?" at the top, followed by the text "Hire a babysitter anyway. Say your kid is asleep upstairs and must not be disturbed. Then upon your return, ask where your child is." with a vintage cartoon couple enjoying a meal at the top. The bottom panel shows a red cartoon figure with horns and a confused expression labeled "Satan:".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a blurred scene of two figures fighting. The text overlay reads: "Me fighting off Child Protective Services from taking away my beer getting machine."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A toy package of Elmo, labeled "SEMESAME STREET" and "Elbow." Below the image of Elmo, the letters "ABDCEFGHIJK" are shown. The text on the package reads "Non toxic Child 'Safe' UNIT #WRO-NG. 123. SEMESAME STREET. Elbow. We are good friend. obvious plant. ABDCEF GHIJK."
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