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Nintendo Fan
1 year ago
Two images show a dad holding a baby. The text says "Mom said 'NO' So I asked dad and he said 'YES'".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A social media post featuring a photo of actor Benedict Cumberbatch. The text above the photo states: "Actor Benedict Cumberbatch has revealed that, as a child, he suffered with crippling constipation." Below the photo, a comment from the account "Pun_bible" reads: "No shit Sherlock."
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  • Nintendo Fan
    1 year ago
    The meme contrasts the lives of "My parents in their 20s" versus "Me in my 20s." The first image shows a couple standing in front of a house, and the text reads, "Let's buy this house and have 3 children". The second image shows a person in front of a computer screen creating the first part of the meme.
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  • Nintendo Fan
    1 year ago
    The image shows two panels. The top panel shows a mother looking at a baby with a loving gaze, the mother gently holds the baby's hand and kisses it. The text reads "WHEN MOM IS ALONE WITH THE BABY." The bottom panel shows a father's hands on a baby's cheeks with a slight squeezing. The baby has a pouty, grumpy face. The text reads "WHEN DAD IS ALONE WITH THE BABY."
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    brokemaster
    1 year ago

    aiyyaaaaaaa

    A yellow minion character stands next to the text: "My therapist told me: the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two of my children's lives. I feel better already."
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  • Willy b
    1 year ago
    The image shows two pictures side by side. The left picture shows a smiling priest in a black robe holding a book. The right picture is of Woody, a toy character from the movie "Toy Story" with his distinctive cowboy hat. Above the pictures, text reads, "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND WOODY?" Below the pictures, the text continues with "WOODY GOES LIMP WHEN A CHILD ENTERS THE ROOM!"
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    A photo shows a man in the foreground in a park with a child sitting on a bench in the background. The text on the image reads, "bout to hit the most devious lick" with three devil emojis.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The image shows a split screen of a woman with long red hair on the left and shorter red hair on the right. The caption reads, "She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer." A comment at the bottom says, "Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer."
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    The image is divided into three parts. The left part shows a portrait of Kanye West. The top right part shows a diagram of two heads connected by lines representing telepathic communication. The bottom right shows a police car with flashing lights.
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago
    A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A picture of Elon Musk with the text 'Elon Musk's 3 keys to success'. Below there are three items listed as '1. Child slavery, 2. Child slavery, 3. Child slavery'.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Me when I see unattended 12 year olds...

    A white sheep is standing in a boat, which is placed into a hole in a Minecraft game. The sheep is facing a block that is connected to a piston.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A picture shows a priest on the left and Woody from Toy Story on the right. The text on the image asks, "What's the difference between a priest and Woody?" The punchline is below: "Woody goes limp when a child enters the room!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a comparison of 'Stoners 2020' and 'Stoners 1520'. In the first panel, a modern stoner is crying and saying 'This weed is too strong, I'm having an anxiety attack,' while another says, 'Haha pussy.' In the second panel, two indigenous people are shown with a bright background, one says, 'Nice Ayahuasca,' and the other says, 'Let's sacrifice a child.'
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a YouTube video titled "I ALMOST Got My Kids Back!" by CJ SO COOL. The video thumbnail shows CJ SO COOL reaching for two young children running away from him in a field.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The image shows a three-panel cartoon. In the first panel, superheroes Superman and Flash are in a classroom where students are throwing paper airplanes and misbehaving. In the last panel, a catgirl is teaching math on the blackboard, and the students are quietly paying attention.
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  • countryhumans memes
    1 year ago
    The image shows a cartoon meme in the style of an instructional manual, titled "Exercising Baby." Two figures resembling countryballs are depicted on either side of a weightlifting bench. On the left, a figure with a red body and a yellow star on its head, marked with "YES," is stretching the limbs of a small child. On the right, marked with "NO," a figure with a red body and a black military hat is pressing a barbell on top of another small child laying on the weightlifting bench. Russia is next to the bench, saying "Dad wut."
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  • Jazzy💕
    1 year ago

    W pit bull

    A photo of a pitbull swimming in water. Text overlay reads: "Heroic pitbull swims 5 miles out to sea to bite a child."
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