50+ Best Buy Memes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Car

me right now

A picture of Liam Neeson on the phone with the text "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A CAR?"

Slavery

A drawing in black and white shows enslaved people on a platform while white men gather around them, some dressed in formal attire. The text "PRO-CHOICE" is written in large white letters above the phrase "Against slavery? Don't buy one.".

Accuracy

I am smart!

The image shows a game summary with the text "Hats off to You, Genius!" above. Below there is a message stating "You have new items in the shop for your Qbit! Buy items for Qbit". There is an accuracy bar that is 14% filled. Finally, the score is 7130.

Libra

Barbie

A male Barbie doll is spraying himself with a large bottle of perfume. The text above his head says "libra" and the text next to him says "buying expensive shit they don't need."

Boat

des get back on DND beyond

A cat dressed in a suit sits at a table, looking to the side and holding a newspaper and a teacup, with the text "I should buy a boat."

Pair

DAD JOKE

Money

Captain Obvious

A man in a suit and ski mask stands in front of a stock chart with an upward arrow. A speech bubble contains the text "Money is able to buy stuff".

Benadryl

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a green frog asks a woman with glasses, "Mom, can you give me money to buy Benadryl?" The woman asks in the second panel, "To help you with your sleep?" The third panel shows a close-up of the frog saying, "Yeeees." The fourth panel shows the frog next to a Benadryl package and the text, "Actually takes 700mg like a boss." The bottom panel shows the frog with dark text that says, "deliriant psychosis time". A dark silhouetted figure is on the right.

Ram

The image is a multi-panel meme about the tech industry. The top panel depicts the Windows Task Manager, showing Google Chrome using a large amount of memory. The text overlay reads: "They feed us poison." The middle panel displays an ad for Corsair Vengeance LPX RAM, with the text: "So we buy their cures." The bottom panel shows an ad for "DownloadMoreRAM," with the text: "While they suppress our medicine."

Phone

Bro really?

A meme featuring a distorted image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc., looking confused and slightly disgusted. The text above reads: "When you buy a cheap powerbank and your phone starts charging the powerbank".

Rabbit

Buy silver rn trust please I’m begging you buy silver ride it to the moon I swear

A fluffy rabbit sits in a small circular hole in the dirt. White text and arrows point to the rabbit as being "from the moon??" and the hole as an "impact crater".

Tomato

Do NOT buy a tomato EVER again

A cartoon drawing of two characters in a supermarket. One character is looking at tomatoes with an amazed face, saying "wow look at this tomato, it's so red". The other is next to her blushing and says "marry me".

Wine

OOp -_- fr

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person asks, "What are you doing?" The other replies, "Laying in bed." The first person asks, "Just laying in bed, nothing else?;)" The other replies, "I'm drinking wine." The first person asks, "What would you do if I was in bed next to you?" The other replies, "Drink my wine." The first person says, "LOL, I mean if the wine wasn't there!" The other replies, "Go buy wine."

Jazz

A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. The first user, Deathcu..., writes a chaotic, rambling paragraph about Charlie Parker only playing scales, interspersed with repetitive exclamations about loving cigarettes, heroin, and tobacco. The second user, BionicTorqueWrench, replies with a simple correction: "Bro, Parker played arpeggios."

Jokes

Orphan

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

Camouflage

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

Horse

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".